“Steve! Too hot! Ow!”

Marvel Marvel (Comics)
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“Steve! Too hot! Ow!”
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Summary
Tony and Steve on a mission encounter a juvenile magic wielder, who, in their amateurish approach, manages to bungle a spell meant to freeze Tony.Whilst Steve and Tony are glad that Tony isn’t paralysed, being unable to move his head beyond blinking is a little frustrating.No smiling, no laughing, no talking.At least he was wearing a fairly neutral expression, Tony thinks. Or Steve hasn’t mentioned that he looks ridiculous…which may just be to save his ego. Nevertheless, a shower whilst Steve tries to contact Wanda sounds like a good idea.Except it’s just Tony’s luck that the shower is older than Steve himself, apparently immune to even his genius and possessed with a singular goal; to run scalding hot and send what’s left of Tony’s ego down the drain.