Prologue - Something's Wrong, I Can Feel It
“Yo where the fuck am I?”
Who was that? It was fucking Eminem. Like the rapper from fortnite.
EMINEM - ULTIMATE RAPPER
“What the hell is this place?”
Eminem looked around at the room he was in. It was weird as hell.
“Is this a fuckin bedroom?”
It was, in fact, a bedroom.
He could hear voices from outside the bedroom, so he opened the door and walked outside of the bedroom through the door which led outside of the bedroom.
There were a bunch of people there.
“Who are you people?” Eminem asked.
“Why so serious?” asked someone with green hair.
“Jarvis, tell me what the hell is going on.” asked another person in some weird ass costume.
“I really want to kill some puppies.” said a woman with black and white hair.
“Okay you people are fucking crazy.” Eminem said observantly.
One of the girls walked up to him. She had blue and pink hair and wore a really strange outfit.
“Hey, you’re Eminem right?” she asked.
“Do I know you?”
“Maybe. Does Harley Quinn ring a bell?”
HARLEY QUINN - ULTIMATE THERAPIST
“No.” Eminem said.
“Oh. Fuck you, then.” Harley said.
“Hey, there’s no need to be brash.” said a buff man in a karate outfit.
“And who are you?” Harley asked.
“The name’s Ryu. And this is my friend Chun-li.”
The woman next to Ryu waved with a smile.
RYU - ULTIMATE STREET FIGHTER
CHUN-LI - ULTIMATE INTERPOL OFFICER
“GYAAAAATTTTTT!” someone screamed. It was the man with green hair.
“What the fuck.” Eminem said.
“And who are you?” Chun-li asked.
“Oh, I can answer that!” Harley said, running up to the man. “This is my boyfriend The Joker!”
THE JOKER - ULTIMATE CLOWN
“Your boyfriend?” Eminem asked.
“Yeah!” she said smiling.
“You people really are fuckin weirdos.”
“You want to talk about weirdos?” Ryu said, pointing behind Eminem.
He turned around. A small creature, standing at like three feet tall was behind him.
“What the fuck is that?” he asked.
“I’m an amongus.”
AMONG US - ULTIMATE SPACEMAN (hey it's the author. the image here is showing up as nothing but I'm not gonna change it if it is nothing cause you all know what an among us looks like)
“I don’t know what to think anymore.” Eminem said.
“Why so serious?” asked The Joker.
“Because this is a serious situation!” said Chun-li.
“Alright I’m leaving.” Eminem said.
“I’ll come with you.” Harley said. “I need to meet the rest of the people here. Wanna come with Jokes?”
“Nah, I’m just gonna sit here and stare at this lady’s ass.” said The Joker.
“Okay! See you later then. Also I’m the deuteragonist of this series.”
“Fine with me.” Eminem said.
Eminem and Harley walked away toward the rest of the crowd. There was a man in a sunhat talking to a small crowd.
“If you guess what number I’m thinking of I’ll give you a bajillion dollars.” he said.
“Wow!” said a child who was bald.
“Is it six?” asked a man in green pants.
“Nope! Guess again.”
“Is it four?” asked the child.
“Nope! Guess again.”
“Is it six?” asked the man again.
“No…” said the guy in the sunhat.
“Is it nine?” asked a woman with blue skin.
“No, but that’s pretty close!” said the man in the sunhat.
“Is it six?” the man asked once again.
“It’s eight.” Eminem said.
“Correct!” said the sunhat guy. “You win!”
“Thank you.” Eminem said. “May I ask your names?”
“I’m MrBeast.”
MRBEAST - ULTIMATE HOST
“I’m Peter.” said the man in green pants.
“My name’s Aang!” said the bald kid.
“And my name is Mystique,” said the blue-skinned woman.
PETER GRIFFIN - ULTIMATE FAMILY GUY
AANG - ULTIMATE AVATAR
MYSTIQUE - ULTIMATE SHAPESHIFTER
“It’s good to meet you all!” Harley said.
“Yeah, like fuck it is.” Eminem said as he walked away. “These people are weirdos. You included.”
“Yeah, I get that a lot.” Harley told him.
“Really?”
“No.”
“Then why the fuck-”
“Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.”
BAYMAX - ULTIMATE HEALTHCARE COMPANION
“What the fuck.” Eminem said.
“You sure say that a lot.” Harley noted.
“It’s warranted.” Eminem said. “Why the hell do we have the Michelin Man talking to us?”
“Yeah, and why does he have a samurai suit on?”
“It was designed by Tim Sweeney.” Baymax told them.
“Who?”
“Ignore him,” said the guy in the metal suit. He and another guy in a lab coat walked up to them. “He’s a robot, just a little bit weird. We can’t figure out what his deal is.”
“And you are?” Eminem asked.
“My name is Iron Man. But you can call me Tony.”
TONY STARK - ULTIMATE BILLIONAIRE
“And I’m Rick Sanchez.” the man in the lab coat said after a burp.
RICK SANCHEZ - ULTIMATE INVENTOR
“Alright, well, take care of this robot for us.” Harley said. “He’s a little creepy.”
“Really? I think he’s kinda cute.” Tony said.
“But more research is needed.” Rick added.
“Indeed.” Tony agreed. “Jarvis, analyze this material.”
The three of them walked away.
“Well, there’s only a few people left.” Eminem said.
Luckily, all three of them were standing in a circle and talking because I, the fanfic author, was running out of ideas.
“Killing puppies is bad.” a woman in a bright red leotard said.
“No it’s not.” the woman with black and white hair said.
“I have committed genocide and blown up planets and even I wouldn’t kill a puppy.” said a man in a black suit and mask.
“That’s a whole other thing we’ll get into later,” said the first woman. “But you have to understand that killing puppies is bad.”
“I don’t kill puppies.” the second woman said. “I merely skin them for my coats.”
“Yeah, that’s killing them.” the man said.
“Well fuck you then.”
“Just give me your names so I can go to bed.” Eminem asked.
“Rude.” the man said. “But fine. My name is Darth Vader.”
DARTH VADER - ULTIMATE SITH LORD
“I am Elastigirl.” said the first woman.
ELASTIGIRL - ULTIMATE ELASTIC PERSON I GUESS
“GYAAAAATTTTTT!” screamed the Jonkler from across the room.
“Shut the fuck up!” Elastigirl screamed.
“And I am Cruella de Vil.” the last woman concluded.
CRUELLA DE VIL - ULTIMATE CRAZY WOMAN DRIVING
“And you like skinning puppies?” Harley asked.
“It’s not that bad.” she insisted.
“It’s pretty bad.” Ryu said, overhearing the conversation.
“Yeah, it is.” Eminem agreed.
“Fuck you all.” Cruella said. “I’m the antagonist of this series by the way.”
“Oh balls.” Rick said.
“So now what?” Mystique asked.
“Beats me.” MrBeast said.
“We can start with this.” the among us man said. “Where are we?”
“Well, based on the rooms we all woke up in and the layout of this gym, I’d say we’re in a school.” Tony said.
Eminem nodded, and the author realized he hadn’t mentioned they were in the gym until now. So this is what you get. I don’t know. Fuck you.
“Now for the next big question… Why are we here?” Eminem asked.
“That I can answer!”
They all turned to the stage that the gym had that I also didn’t mention. A tiny ass bear stood there.
“Who are you?” Aang asked.
“I am Monokuma from fortnite, and you are all now a part of my killing game!”
THIS IS WHAT CAME UP WHEN I LOOKED UP MONOKUMA FORTNITE, SO THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.
“Killing game?” Eminem asked.
“What’s a killing game?” Harley asked.
“Exactly what it fucking sounds like.” Monokuma from fortnite said. “You will all be trapped in this school and be forced to kill each other until there is only one person left!”
“One person???” Chun-li repeated.
“One person.” Monokuma from fortnite confirmed.
“And why would we do that?” Baymax asked.
“Because I’ll fuckin kill ya myself if you don’t.” Monokuma from fortnite said, brandishing a toilet plunger with a katana stabbed through it.
“Oh balls.” Rick said.
This was very not cool. Eminem looked around at the people. He swore that if there was ever a murder, he would do his best to solve it. After all, how clever could these dumbasses be?