Attempt one
Thing: Come on you can do this.
Wednesday: No I can't. What if she says no?
Thing: She won't. She is interested in you as well.
Wednesday: You keep saying that but I find it hard to believe.
Thing: Well don't. I'm more observant than you and....
Wednesday: How can you observe anything? You don't have eyes.
Thing: The point is that you two belong together. (Sees Enid walking down the hallway) Here she comes. Remember you can do this.
(Thing runs to hide behind the corner)
Wednesday (to herself): I can do this. I can do this.
Enid: Howdy Roomie! What's up?
Wednesday: I have a question for you.
Enid: Really. What is it?
Wednesday: Will you... Will you... Will you stop calling me Roomie already? You know I don't like nicknames.
Enid (Feelingbad): Oh I'm sorry. I won't do it again. (They hear a loud banging coming from around the corner) What was that?
Wednesday: Probably nothing.
Enid: Okay. Well, I will see you later Room... I mean Wednesday.
Wednesday: Certainly.
(Enid walks away and Thing comes around the corner)
Thing: You chocked.
Wednesday: So it would seem.