Chapter 4
Ariana Grande was about to make her grand entrance for a red carpet event, when suddenly she felt a deep rumble in her belly and before she could react, the unmistakable smell of poop filled the air. Paris had gas, the press gasped.
Ariana quickly dove behind one of the curtains and began to uncontrollably sob. Everyone was in shock, none of them willing to approach her. That was until her assistant noticed and immediately ran to her aid.
Through tears and sobs, Ariana told her assistant that she "needed to do something drastic". She quickly grabbed a pair of scissors and without any forethought began cutting off chunks of her long hair.
The press watched in horror as her assistant carewornly gathered up the fallen clumps of hair scattered on the ground around Ariana's feet. When she was finished, they all realized that it was not Ariana's long tresses that were torn but also a part of Ariana's literal SCALP
Everyone was horrified and Ariana ran to her private vacation home in Mexico, despite being in LA. She wrote a note. It said,
"Yuh yuh.. yuh yuh yuh yuh yeuh. Yuh yuh yuh yuh... yuh. yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh. yuh yuh yuh. yuh yuh, yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh. yuh yuh yuh yuh, yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh... yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh. yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh. yuh yuh yuh, yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh. yuh yuh yuh. yuh yuh yuh, yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh, yuh yuh yuh yuh, yuh yuh yuh yuh. yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh.
And killed herself with the few strands of hair she had left. "YUHHHhh"