Chapter 1
On her way to the last interview of the day she suddenly had a terrible stomachache and could feel a buildup of gas as she got closer to it. Just as she was walking up to the building, it happened - Ariana pooped herself on the red carpet in front of all her fans and paparazzi.
She was embarrassed and embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed.The photos quickly spread online, leaving Ariana mortified. Her label attempted to contain the issue by releasing a statement that Ariana had some food poisoning, but nobody seemed to believe them.
Eventually all of this mental anguish caused Ariana to do something drastic; She chopped off all her hair in an effort to rid herself of what everyone now knew as “seven poops”