REM is yet again finding a victim in a dark alley quite far from his home. He is thrilled to see a man's back whose broad shoulders are shaking, and seemingly having the time of his life looking at his phone.
REM slowly followed the man and observed the area if there'll be a potential hole to his plan.
After ensuring the coast is clear, he immediately hugged Donghyuck's neck and pinned down Donghyuck to the wall to point a knife to his lower left abdomen.
He is about to thrust the knife but he feels something wet.
To his forearms.
When Donghyuck tried to look at him, REM saw that the man is crying, which adds a fuel to the thrill of fire he's feeling. Then, REM slowly slide the sharp knife to Donghyuck's abdomen resulting of leakage of small amount of blood.
"Any last words?" REM said.
"Do you think I'm undeniably pretty?"
REM was taken aback by his response, he thought 'is he fucking high?'
"Hey, are you fucking sick? You're about to die, dude." REM, looking at him as if he's insane.
"Yeah, I know! But I have to know before you thrust that knife into me. You think I'm pretty, right...? 'Coz my ex just told me I'm not! Man, he just broke up with me few minutes ago because he thinks I am not pretty anymore! Aaaaeue! Why does the world always throw its fists at me, I am just an ordinary person who have insane face card and terrible ex!" Donghyuck wailed while banging his head on the wall.
Fuck.
"Dude, stop screaming! Yeah yeah, you're pretty, alright? Stop doing what you're doing and shut up!" REM whispers.
"Now, you're shouting at me! Why does everyone hate me?!" and Donghyuck's cry worsen like a siren.
That's it.
I do not want to deal with this marijuana dude anymore. He fucking terrifies me.
REM, tired of Donghyuck's cries and whining, extended his hand to his pocket to take out a handkerchief perfumed of a sleeping chemical. Then he immediately smack it on Donghyuck's mouth. (Author's note: majority of why he did it is.. to SHUT donghyuck UP, and the least of his concern is being reported to the police...)
A shadow appeared on his back, "Hey, what are we gonna do to him?"
"I don't know, but we need to keep him close. Dealing with his mouth is more tiring than killing 5 people in one hour." REM said.
"Haha, it's the first time in history that your judgement wasn't right. Must be suck, right?" Lin-Manuel Mirada teased.
"Shut up, Hamilton." then REM rolled his eyes.
"Haha! Want me to call JYP?" Lin asked.
"Stop. Don't even think about it. Call someone that is good at handling this kind of things." REM suggests.
"Eh, you want me to call Bruno? He's good at hiding."
REM sighed.
"Whatever, call who you want." REM gave up and carried Donghyuck.
"I already called someone. Let's just wait, it's not like that man is important like a princess." Lin said.
Well, not until they heard a siren.
"This is the avengers. Give the man back!" Shouted by Iron Man.
"Holy shit! It's Tony Stark!" REM shouted and was flabbergasted.
"Hey, REM! Stop fangirling! Our companion is already here, we must make haste!" Lin-Manuel Miranda shouted at REM.
"Shit, what kind of tone is that? We are doomed and you're into some musical shit?"
"I can't stop, okay? This is me! Plus, you're fantasizing about Tony Stark!"
"Augh, whatever! Let's go!" REM while carrying Donghyuck, got into the car that came earlier. He immediately put on his seatbelt as well as Lin-Manuel Miranda.
The 'driver' drove the car at its highest speed until the Avengers couldn't keep up with them.
Now, REM and Lin-Manuel Miranda are relieved. They looked at the driver and happily said, "Fuck, you're awesome! You outsmarted the Avengers with that speed!" said by Lin-Manuel Miranda.
REM, "Right?! Dude, you're awe— Chenle?!" shooked, his palm traveled into his mouth to cover it.
"Oh hey, Mark hyung! This is like one of my side hustles, don't tell our company or we're both doomed." Chenle casually winked at him.
"By the way, I know what you're doing. You should be really careful." Chenle menacingly looked at him.
"We can't lose our group's founding father, right?"
Mark gulps.. "yeah.."
Dang! Chenle knows.
"What's all this seriousness all about? AM I A GHOST? I am Stephen Curry, man!" A man's head popped at the passenger seat.
"Nah way..."
Mark looked at Chenle and the younger just nod at him, 'I know.'
Mark, rested his back at the seat defeated.
"Hey, man! I'm the one who called you, I'm Lin-Manuel Miranda, btw. You can just call me Lin."
"Oh hey! Glad to know Mark hyung have a partner like yew!" Chenle smiled.
"Small thing, small thing!" Lin said.
"Dang, your speed is crazy. Who's yah mentor?" Lin asked.
"Oh? It's just Charles."
"Charles what? Charles Darwin?"
"Pfft, no! Charles Leclerc, silly!" Chenle's humor.
"Demnnnn!" Lin cursed from being shocked.
"Chenle... Just shut up, you're lore is crazy, I can't even think anymore." Mark is entirely defeated.