
Characters
Dick Grayson/Koriand'r, Tim Drake & Barbara Gordon, Ensemble, Dick Grayson/Slade Wilson, Tara Markov/Joseph Wilson, Slade Wilson/William Randolph Wintergreen, Fuladari | Lysandre/Serena, Pierre & Player (Stardew Valley), Fuuta | Blathers & Player Character, Barbara Gordon/Jason Todd, Tara Markov/Raven, Tara Markov & Joseph Wilson, Dick Grayson & Tara Markov, Cassandra Cain & Kon-El | Conner Kent, Koriand'r/Donna Troy, Dick Grayson/Joseph Wilson, New Kid | Douchebag & Wendy Testaburger, Carnet | Diantha/Pachira | Malva, Adeline Kane Wilson/Slade Wilson
Summary
Everything I wrote for the third post of the 2024 Three Sentence Ficathon on Dreamwidth, collected into one work.Fandoms and pairings are listed in the chapter titles; I recommend using the table of contents to browse this collection.
Note
Prompt: any, any, what are words for, when no one listens / it’s no use talking at all
South Park - New Kid & Wendy Testaburger
April 30, 2025 at 02:41 AM
“Why do you let them think you’re a boy, New Kid?” Wendy asks, and the question is so, so blatantly absurd from her point of view that she has to stifle a laugh— luckily, it comes out a little closer to a choke.
Wendy Testaburger is lovely—a friend, a confidant, one of the few people in this town that New Kid actually trusts—but she’d never get it— she’s never dealt with always being the new kid, never staying in one place for more than three weeks at a time, never being able to make friends, never being allowed to.
These boys are stupid enough to think girls have cooties, but they’re still the only friends she’s ever had; she can keep a secret until they grow out of it.