Bye bye bye
Chatting on 'The (mostly) unbiological family that fucks each other'
TooGayToFunction 🏳️🌈: hello Wade
EducatedWish 🪄: OH MY GOOD IT'S PROFESSOR X
TooGayToFunction 🏳️🌈: ...
HondaOdyssey 🚘: how in all that's holy did you do that?
EducatedWish 🪄: well it's interesting
HondaOdyssey 🚘: is it
LoraxFucker 🍃: so is this the twat?
MiserableBastard 😒: yes
Beast'sBeauty 🌷: the one everyone has been avoiding?
AwkwardNerd 🤓: yes
EducatedWish 🪄: I'm hurt handkerchief, who's balls have you been sucking so much to stay away from me?
Beast'sBeauty 🌷: mine
EducatedWish 🪄: cut the crap fuck nugget, it's only in your dreams
TheBestSummers 🥇: Loge?
HondaOdyssey 🚘: yes bub?
TheBestSummers 🥇: of all people, why him?
HondaOdyssey 🚘: I ask myself that on a daily
MiserableBastard 😒: Wade, politely go fuck off and dance to *NSYNC
TooGayToFunction 🏳️🌈 : I know that I can't take no more
Janos 🌪️: me too
TheScaeletBitch 🧨: It ain't no lie
BrainTickler 🧠: I wanna see you out that door
SpeedyBoi 💨: bye bye bye
MiserableBastard 😒: that's my kids right there
InMyHeadI'mStabbingYou 🔪: proud dad moment
EducatedWish 🪄: ouch
TooGayToFunction 🏳️🌈: Wade, why did you add yourself to the group chat?
EducatedWish 🪄: I'd like a job
GamblingAddiction 💸: wooothisllbegood
EducatedWish 🪄: who was your dialect coach, the minions?
Remy'sGirl ♥️: Remy, you do know that a space bar exists?
GamblingAddiction 💸: I wasn't looking while texting so evidently ignored the space bar
TeleporterSenior 💥: evidently
TooGayToFunction 🏳️🌈: you want a job? As what, the dance teacher?
EducatedWish 🪄: I want to help save mutants and I want to teach
AwkwardNerd 🤓: what subject
EducatedWish 🪄: I was thinking about self defense with Raven
FrostyTheSnowman 🥶: as that's not terrifying at all
InMyHeadI'mStabbingYou 🔪: not the worst idea ever
MiserableBastard 😒: no it's not
Honda odyssey 🚘: if it means I can stab him I'm happy
EducatedWish 🪄: I'm hurt peanut
TheBestSummers 🥇: piss off he's mine
EducatedWish 🪄: damn I'm surprised someone's dating you
LoraxFucker 🍃: everyone could say the same thing to you
ThunderPants ⛈️: how was dancing to Taylor swift with Spiderman?
EducatedWish 🪄: ...
TooGayToFunction 🏳️🌈: Mr Wilson, you may have a job here on the condition that you watch your language around the young ones
InMyHeadI'mStabbingYou 🔪: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Psylocke 💜: definitely not gonna work
AdorableBlueberryPie 🥧: good luck with that professor
MiserableBastard 😒: oh Charles, your optimism is adorable
Theresa 🗣️: Is it normal to see Mr Logan drinking alcohol first thing in the morning
EducatedWish 🪄: he has risen, what a baby girl 💝
Beast'sBeauty 🌷: there is something seriously wrong with you wade.
FrostyTheSnowman 🥶: no shit Sherlock
AwkwardNerd 🤓: fuck you Watson
BrainTickler 🧠: ooooo defensive
Warren 😇: be nice David
SpeedyBoi 💨: it's very normal to see Logan drinking don't worry
Theresa 🗣️: even if it's out of a giant mug
TheScaeletBitch 🧨: does it have a middle finger on it?
Theresa 🗣️: yes
TooGayToFunction 🏳️🌈: oh god, that's his special drinking mug
HondaOdyssey 🚘: it's for when shit gets real
TheBestSummers 🥇: aka when he has to deal with assholes
InMyHeadI'mStabbingYou 🔪: quite often reserved for wade
EducatedWish 🪄: I'm honoured
HondaOdyssey 🚘: go fuck yourself