Rockstar
Chatting in real life
Laura 🔪: can you hear someone singing?
Sean 🍃: yeah I can
Nina 🦅: whoever it is can sing very well
Alex 💪🏻: *walks in from the garden* jesus who's singing so loud?
Hank 🔬: hey handsome, I've got no idea
Sean 🍃: can Peter play the guitar?
Logan 🍁: I wouldn't put it past him, he's amazing at music
Alex 💪🏻: true
Peter 😎: *walks into the room* yo, wassup sluts
Wanda 🔮: and by that he means "hello everyone"
Kurt 🌃: and the sluts he was referring to are: Logan, Sean, Alex and Hank. Not the children
Peter 😎: correct
Nina 🦅: *squeals* PETERRRRRR
Peter 😎 : *flinches slightly at the loud noise but grins*
Nina 🦅: *runs at Peter*
Peter 😎: *crouches down and picks up Nina, holding her close* hey princess
Charles 📚: *walks in chuckling* she missed her big brother
Kurt 🌃: *smiles fondly at Peter* Gott, er wird ein toller Vater sein
(God he's going to be an amazing father)
Wanda 🔮: *smiles widely at Kurt*
Charles 📚: *smiles softly at his son's boyfriend*
Kurt 🌃: *blushes*
Peter 😎: Du wirst auch ein toller Vater sein, Kurt.
(You're going to be an amazing dad too, Kurt)
Logan 🍁: English please
Peter 😎: nein
Hank 🔬: Peter, can you play the guitar?
Peter 😎: yes, why?
Sean 🍃: was it you who was singing and playing the guitar earlier?
Peter 😎: no it wasn't
Laura 🔪: how do I know you're not lying?
Logan 🍁: definitely my kid *hugs Laura*
I'm through with standin' in lines to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
Peter 😎: as if it was me singing I wouldn't be talking to you
Wanda 🔮: true
Nina 🦅: do you know who it is?
Peter 😎: I might have an idea
Charles 📚: *chuckles quietly*
Sean 🍃: what song is that?
I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub
Big enough for ten plus me
Alex 💪🏻: I recognise it
Hank 🔬: I don't
Laura 🔪: don't you just listen to classical music?
Alex 💪🏻: well she's got you there
Logan 🍁: kid I'm taking you out for ice cream
I need a a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
Charles 📚: *mutters to Peter* he'd probably steal my credit card
Peter 😎: *looks at Charles with a smirk* I think someone wants to go on a holiday on a private jet
Charles 📚: *blushes*
Kurt 🌃: I think the music is coming from the music room
Logan 🍁: let's go
Sean 🍃: yeahhhh
Charles 📚: uh oh...
*Everyone rushes to the music room where the music can be clearly heard*
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher
And James Dean is fine for me
Alex 💪🏻: perhaps if Charles goes in and the rest of us stay outside the person won't stop singing
Wanda 🔮: good plan, they may be very oblivious...
Peter 😎: definitely
Charles 📚: alright *quietly opens the door and slips inside, leaving it open enough to see who's inside*
Logan 🍁: no fucking way...
Erik 🧲: *singing at the top of his lungs*: I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
Peter 😎: *cackling at the sight of his dad in sunglasses and a leather jacket while shouting the song he's singing playing every note on the guitar perfectly*
Erik 🧲: 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat *strums his electric guitar*
Sean 🍃: wish that was me, I want cheap drugs and women
Wanda 🔮: *giggling*
Erik 🧲: And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
Sean 🍃: oh my fucking god
Erik 🧲: And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Alex 💪🏻: definitely a side of Erik I never thought I'd see
Logan 🍁: agreed
Erik 🧲: I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
Charles 📚: *staring intently at Erik, cheeks flushed red*
Hank 🔬: *gestures to Charles* someone's horny
Peter 😎: *covers Nina's ears* shut the fuck up, I know it's true but there is a child here
Laura 🔪: what am I?
Peter 😎: a devil
Laura 🔪: I knew I liked you
Sean 🍃: everyone likes Peter
Kurt 🌃: ja
Wanda 🔮: someone's very jealous
Erik 🧲: I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves
To blow my money for me
Logan 🍁: *snorts loudly*
Alex 💪🏻: *chuckles*
Erik 🧲: *jumps at the sight of his audience* Scheiße