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Chatting on 'The (mostly) unbiological family that fucks each other'ย 

Logan ๐Ÿ: can someone change the names of people I'm boredย 

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: sure

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: I'm scared

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: smart boy

Sean ๐Ÿƒ changed Charles ๐Ÿ“š's name to 'TooGayToFunction ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

TooGayToFunction ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ: you know what I'll take it

TheIrrelevantSummers ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป: accurateย 

Sean ๐Ÿƒ changed Erik ๐Ÿงฒ's name to 'MiserableBastard ๐Ÿ˜’'

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: accurate

MiserableBastard ๐Ÿ˜’: shut up

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Question: why are we trusting Sean to change the names?

Logan ๐Ÿ: good pointย 

Sean ๐Ÿƒ changed Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ's name to 'AwkwardNerd ๐Ÿค“'

TheIrrelevantSummers ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป: definitely accurate

AwkwardNerd ๐Ÿค“: hate youย 

Sean ๐Ÿƒ changed Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž's name to 'SpeedyBoi ๐Ÿ’จ'

John ๐Ÿ”ฅ: most obvious

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: true

Sean ๐Ÿƒ changed Raven ๐Ÿ’™'s name to 'InMyHeadI'mStabbingYou ๐Ÿ”ช'

TooGayToFunction ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ: very accurateย 

InMyHeadI'mStabbingYou ๐Ÿ”ช: hehehe ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

SpeedyBoi ๐Ÿ’จ: Nah Raven wouldn't hold back she'd just stab someone

Emma ๐Ÿ’Ž: depends on her mood

InMyHeadI'mStabbingYou ๐Ÿ”ช: are you talking about me even though I'm right here

MiserableBastard ๐Ÿ˜’: no, they are talking about moving to Australia

Sean ๐Ÿƒ changed David ๐Ÿง 's name to 'TwatHead ๐Ÿง '

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: most accurate thing ever

TwatHead ๐Ÿง : bitch

SpeedyBoi ๐Ÿ’จ changed Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ's same to 'SatanicBitch ๐Ÿ˜ˆ'

SatanicBitch ๐Ÿ˜ˆ: dickhead

TooGayToFunction ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ: language

SpeedyBoi ๐Ÿ’จ: it fits though

Storm โ›ˆ๏ธ: it reminds me of someone else...can't think who tho ๐Ÿค”

Sean ๐Ÿƒ changed TheIrrelevantSummers ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป's name to 'Beast'sBeauty ๐ŸŒท'

Beast'sBeauty ๐ŸŒท: fuck off

InMyHeadI'mStabbingYou ๐Ÿ”ช: it's so accurate

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: Beauty and the beast lmaoooo

Sean ๐Ÿƒ changed Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ's name to 'GamblingAddiction ๐Ÿ’ธ'

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: I mean he has a point

GamblingAddiction ๐Ÿ’ธ: ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

Sean ๐Ÿƒ changed Emma ๐Ÿ’Ž's name to 'FrostyTheSnowman ๐Ÿฅถ'

InMyHeadI'mStabbingYou ๐Ÿ”ช: it fits

Logan ๐Ÿ: good one

TooGayToFunction ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ: Well she does have a heart of ic

FrostyTheSnowman ๐Ÿฅถ: Just because you are a hopeless romantic who fell in love with someone the day you met him doesn't mean I have an icy heart

MiserableBastard ๐Ÿ˜’: doesn't mean you aren't a bitch

TooGayTofunction ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ: language

Sean ๐Ÿƒ changed Storm โ›ˆ๏ธ's name to 'ThunderPants โ›ˆ๏ธ'

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: lmaooooo love itttย 

SpeedyBoi ๐Ÿ’จ changed Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ's name to 'AdorableBlueberryPie ๐Ÿฅง'

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: ok that's quite cute ngl

Azazel ๐Ÿ’ฅ: awww

AdorableBlueberryPie ๐Ÿฅง: ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

Sean ๐Ÿƒ changed Azazel ๐Ÿ’ฅ's name to 'TeleporterSenior ๐Ÿ’ฅ'ย 

Janos ๐ŸŒช๏ธ: cuteee

Teleporter2.0 ๐Ÿ’ฅ: like you

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: hmmm what to change everyone else too...

Beast'sBeauty ๐ŸŒท changed Sean๐Ÿƒ's name to 'LoraxFucker ๐Ÿƒ'

Logan ๐Ÿ: accurateย 

Janos ๐ŸŒช๏ธ: lmaoooo

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ changed Logan ๐Ÿ 's name to 'FunctionalAlcoholic ๐Ÿฅƒ'

FunctionalAlcoholic ๐Ÿฅƒ: go fuck yourselfย 

MiserableBastard ๐Ÿ˜’: I don't think he's functionalย 

FrostyTheSnowman ๐Ÿฅถ: you have a pointย 

LoraxFucker ๐Ÿƒ: I'm not a lorax fucker

InMyHeadI'mStabbingYou ๐Ÿ”ช: you were watching the lorax on repeatย 

LoraxFucker ๐Ÿƒ: I was high, it was good stuff

TooGayToFunction ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ: where did you get it?

LoraxFucker ๐Ÿƒ: ...a friendย 

TooGayToFunction ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ: were they blind?

LoraxFucker ๐Ÿƒ: yeah...

AdorableBlueberryPie ๐Ÿฅง: Mom, do you know Sean's drug dealer...

GamblingAddiction ๐Ÿ’ธ: ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

SpeedyBoi ๐Ÿ’จ: jesusย 

TooGayToFunction ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ: potentiallyย 

LoraxFucker ๐Ÿƒ: HOW???

TooGayToFunction ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ: is it Al?

LoraxFucker ๐Ÿƒ: ...yeah

MiserableBastard ๐Ÿ˜’: Blind Al?

FunctionalAlcoholic ๐Ÿฅƒ: fuck me that's Wade's roommateย 

SpeedyBoi ๐Ÿ’จ: how do you know Sean's drug dealer?

TooGayToFunction ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ: everyone has tough times and sometimes experimenting can help

SatanicBitch ๐Ÿ˜ˆ: oh godย 

TheBestSummers ๐Ÿฅ‡: ...

MiserableBastard ๐Ÿ˜’: makes it sound like depression is the reason someone people become gay

GamblingAddiction ๐Ÿ’ธ: mood

Beast'sBeauty ๐ŸŒท changed FunctionalAlcoholic ๐Ÿฅƒ's name to 'HondaOdyssey ๐Ÿš˜'

HondaOdyssey ๐Ÿš˜: fuck youย 

TwatHead ๐Ÿง  changed SatanicBitch ๐Ÿ˜ˆ's name to 'TheScarlettBitch ๐Ÿงจ'

LoraxFucker ๐Ÿƒ: that's good ๐Ÿคฃ

TheBestSummers ๐Ÿฅ‡: not a reference to wade fucking Wilson ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

TheScarlettBitch ๐Ÿงจ changed TwatHead ๐Ÿง 's name to 'BrainTickler ๐Ÿง '

TooGayToFunction ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ: oh the irony ๐Ÿคฃ

MiserableBastard ๐Ÿ˜’: careful if you say his name three times he'll appearย 

SpeedyBoi ๐Ÿ’จ: Wade Wilsonย 

TheScarlettBitch ๐Ÿงจ: Wade Wilsonย 

BrainTickler ๐Ÿง : Wade Wilsonย 

EducatedWish ๐Ÿช„ added himself to the group chatย 

EducatedWish ๐Ÿช„: you said my name?

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