X-Men chatfic

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Raven πŸ’™: Have you seen Sean?

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻: no

Raven πŸ’™: have you seen Charles?

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻: no

Raven πŸ’™: Erik?

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻nope

Raven πŸ’™: where are they?

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻: Why'd you want your brother and his fiancΓ©?

Raven πŸ’™: so they could track Sean down for me

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻: I think they are still asleep, wait are they even home?

Raven πŸ’™: ugh I have no idea

Darwin πŸͺ¨: hey guys

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻: hey mate

Logan 🍁: go fuck yourselves *pours himself a shot of whiskey*

Darwin πŸͺ¨: Sheesh someone had a rough night

Logan 🍁: *drinks the whiskey* ah that's better

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻: come on Darwin, it's Logan, you know he needs a shit of whiskey before he's even slightly barrable

Logan 🍁: *snorts* dicks

Hank πŸ”¬: *walks in glasses askew with his hair rumpled* mornin'

Raven πŸ’™: jeez what happened to you

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻: morning handsome *kisses Hank on the cheek*

Darwin πŸͺ¨: someone definitely fell asleep at their desk

Hank πŸ”¬: fuck off

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻: you know it's true

Sean πŸƒ: Let it grow, let it grow, let the love inside you show

Raven πŸ’™: SEAN

Sean πŸƒ: yes Raven?

Raven πŸ’™: Tell me why-

AlexπŸ’ͺ🏻: -ain't nothing but a heartache

Darwin πŸͺ¨: -ain't nothing but a heartache

Logan 🍁: -ain't nothing but a heartache

Raven πŸ’™: shut up. Tell me why-

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻: ain't nothing but a mistake

Darwin πŸͺ¨: -ain't nothing but a mistakeΒ 

Logan 🍁: -ain't nothing but a mistake

Raven πŸ’™: shut the fuck up. Sean, tell me why-

Hank πŸ”¬: I never wanna hear you sayyy,

Hank πŸ”¬: I want it that way

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻: I want it that way

Logan 🍁: I want it that way

Darwin πŸͺ¨: I want it that way

Sean πŸƒ: woooooooo chills literal chillsΒ 

Raven πŸ’™: I fucking hate you all

Charles πŸ“š: *drags himself into the kitchen with his hair all over the place and his clothes rumpled* what is going on *yawns* you're lucky you didn't wake Erik *makes 2 mugs of coffee* no we didn't stay in a hotel we just came back very late now if you'll excuse me I'm going back to bed *picks up the mugs of coffee then walks out of the room*

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻: Jesus

Raven πŸ’™: now you understand what we never see Charles until breakfast he looks a mess in the morning

Darwin πŸͺ¨: how'd he know about the hotel?

Logan 🍁: you saw how tired he looked?

Darwin πŸͺ¨: yes

Logan 🍁: I think he was concentrating on staying awake rather than keeping his telepathy in check

Darwin πŸͺ¨: fair

Hank πŸ”¬: did you guys realise Charles made two cups of coffee?

Sean πŸƒ: yeah, one for him and one for Erik

Hank πŸ”¬: it's Charles, you've seen him down cups of tea as many times a day as Sean smokes-

Sean πŸƒ: his addiction is worse

Hank πŸ”¬: -but when have you ever seen him drink coffee

Logan 🍁: good point 

Raven πŸ’™: he must be tired

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻: he looked a bit deadΒ 

Raven πŸ’™: lmao remember I had to live seeing that every day when I was younger

Sean πŸƒ: in real life or as your sleep paralysis demon?

Raven πŸ’™: good point

Hank πŸ”¬: also, if he was going to go back to sleep why would he make himself something with caffeine

Logan 🍁: perhaps he made two coffees for Erik

Darwin πŸͺ¨: or, does Charles happen to revolve around reverse psychology

Hank πŸ”¬: this is a scientific face, caffeine makes you not sleep

Raven πŸ’™: it's Charles, we all know he's a little fucked up and anything could be possible

Sean πŸƒ: that is very true Raven

Raven πŸ’™: also I didn't get an answer Sean, why the fuck were you watching the lorax on repeat?

Sean πŸƒ: I may or may not...

Logan 🍁: you're always high so don't use that as an excuse

Sean πŸƒ: ...have acquired some extremely high quality weed which was a bit stronger than what I'm used to

Alex πŸ’ͺ🏻: jeez what are we gonna do with you?

Sean πŸƒ: buy me weed

Darwin πŸͺ¨: fuck no

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