Netflix
Chatting on 'The (mostly) unbiological family that fucks each other'
Raven 💙: Who the fuck has logged into my netflix?
Angel 🦋: you?
Peter 😎: Emma?
Emma 💎: not me
Logan 🍁: Charles?
Wanda 🔮: is on a date with Erik so he wouldn't be on netflix
TheIrrelevantSummers 👎🏻: Why are you asking?
Raven 💙: someone has logged into my netflix account and has been rewatching the lorax for god knows how long
Darwin 🪨: why the lorax?
Raven 💙: idrk
David 🧠: that's really random
Warren 😇: what's the lorax?
Psylocke 💜: it's a film
Kurt 🌃: is based on a book by the author Dr Seus
Warren 😇: who?
TheBestSummers 🥇: he wrote the cat in the hat
Warren 😇: ohhh that guy
Theresa 🗣️: of all the films why the lorax?
Azazel 💥: good question
Janos 🌪️: yeah, why the lorax
Remy'sGirl ♥️: perhaps it's a short person
Remy ♣️: continue
Remy'sGirl ♥️: they may need help to grow
Remy ♣️: LMAO
TheIrrelevantSummers 👎🏻: we've already established that Charles is out with Erik
Hank 🔬: true
Logan 🍁: they're still out???
Peter 😎: yeah
Raven 💙: they were seeing a play and had food
Emma 💎: it's midnight
Storm ⛈️: knowing them they probably booked a hotel
Darwin 🪨: probably
Angel 🦋: not as though Charles is struggling for money
Hank 🔬: true
TheIrrelevantSummers 👎🏻: probs some 5 star hotel
Raven 💙: what is everyone doing?
Hank 🔬: in my lab
Psylocke 💜: shocker
TheIrrelevantSummers 👎🏻: 😢😢😢
Wanda 🔮: watching a film with John
John 🔥: with Wanda
Kurt 🌃: eating Oreos
Storm ⛈️: Oreos are the best
Kurt 🌃: especially the ones with a ton of cream they are amazing
Storm ⛈️: double stuffed?
Kurt 🌃: YESYESYES
Remy'sGirl ♥️: literally heaven
Theresa 🗣️: you have double stuffed Oreos 😱
Logan 🍁: yep
Emma 💎: always, Charles is obsessed
Raven 💙: my brother has a sweet tooth that can only be satisfied by dairy milk chocolate, double stuffed Oreos and chocolate brownies
Wanda 🔮: same
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Chatting in real life
Erik 🧲: *fast asleep on Charles*
Charles 📚: *stroking his hand through Erik's hair*
Erik 🧲: *stirs slightly and squeezes Charles tightly*
Charles 📚: oh Erik what did I do to deserve you *kisses Erik on the top of his head*
Erik 🧲: *mumbles* be the best husband ever now let me go back to sleep
Charles 📚: would you rather go home and get in bed?
Erik 🧲: I don't want to move plus I love seeing you in the moonlight
Charles 📚: Aren't you cold?
Erik 🧲: no, are you?
Charles 📚: a little but I have you to keep me warm
Erik 🧲: *kisses Charles' neck* we can go if you want
Charles 📚: Here's a suggestion, we go home, get a hot drink and a few biscuits, curl up in bed and go to sleep
Erik 🧲: Do I get to curl up on your chest?
Charles 📚: of course, I'm not a heathen
Erik 🧲: yay
Charles 📚: *gently kisses Erik's lips*
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Chatting on 'The (mostly) unbiological family that fucks each other'
Hank 🔬: Guys have you noticed how quiet Sean has been this evening
Azazel 💥: Ja I have not heard from him for a while
TheIrrelevantSummers 👎🏻: ...
TheBestSummers 🥇: oh shit what's he done this time?
Logan 🍁: he's probably just high
Angel 🦋: he's always high
David 🧠: and we always here from him...
Kurt 🌃: has anyone seen Peter?
Wanda 🔮: try his room
Kurt 🌃: ok thanks :)
Emma 💎: whoever it was who is rewatching the lorax put tree in the toilet with a picture of the lorax and the words "let it grow"
Storm ⛈️: Where I need to see this
Warren 😇: um...
Darwin 🪨: I think I may have an idea of how we can find the lorax-watching culprit?
TheIrrelevantSummers 👎🏻: me too
Darwin 🪨: do you want to do the honours or shall I?
TheIrrelevantSummers 👎🏻: Together
Darwin 🪨: ok
Hank 🔬: I know what you're doing 🤣
Logan 🍁: me too
Darwin 🪨: join in then
TheIrrelevantSummers 👎🏻: I say let it die!
Darwin 🪨: let it die
Hank 🔬: let it die
Logan 🍁: let it shrivel up and-
Sean 🍃: LET IT GROW, LET IT GROW LET THE LOVE INSIDE YOU SHOW
John 🔥: 👀👀👀
Janos 🌪️: 👀👀👀
Wanda 🔮: 👀👀👀
Warren 😇: 👀👀👀
David 🧠: 👀👀👀
Emma 💎: culprit found
Raven 💙: I'm going to fucking kill you