Friend zoned
Chatting on 'The (mostly) unbiological family that fucks each other'
Sean 🍃: Have any of the guys here been friendzoned?
Theresa 🗣: We all know you have Sean
Sean 🍃: shut up
Theresa 🗣: ✨ n o ✨
Logan 🍁: Sean, your sister is the best
Charles 📚: I have most definitely not
Raven 💙: Unfortunately Charles always got the girl
Charles 📚: I also got the guy 😉
Erik 🧲: 😘😘😘
TheIrrelevantSummers 👎🏻: I have
TheBestSummers 🥇: I have not
TheIrrelevantSummers 👎🏻: shut up
Hank 🔬: You think I actually had the guts to ask someone out
Peter 😎: No
Hank 🔬: Ok, glad you weren't all mental
Remy'sGirl ♥️: I thought we were?
Charles 📚: so did I
Logan 🍁: #notbeenfriendzoned
Kurt 🌃: me neither
David 🧠: I have
Remy ♣️: Same
Emma 💎: doesn't surprise me
Wanda 🔮: I have a joke
David 🧠: Your life
Wanda 🔮: stop talking to yourself
Kurt 🌃: BURNEDDDDD
Remy'sGirl ♥️: *apply cool water to area of burn*
Angel 🦋: DAMN
Theresa 🗣: 🔥🔥🔥
Charles 📚: David you you need some aloe vera as you just got burned
Erik 🧲: Proof that she is my kid
Warren 😇: haha
John 🔥: Damn you're savage gorgeous
Logan 🍁: cue Wanda squealing in 3
Peter 😎: 2
Logan 🍁 1
Wanda 🔮: 🤭🤭🤭
Peter 😎: and there it is
TheIrrelevantSummers 👎🏻: What's the joke?
Wanda 🔮: How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Erik 🧲: I don't know
Wanda 🔮: None, they all just stand around complimenting it then start complaining when it won't screw
Charles 📚: hahaha
Erik 🧲: brilliant
Psylocke 💜: you're amazing Wanda
John 🔥: 🤣🤣🤣
Sean 🍃: haha...fuck you - sincerely every guy who has ever been friendzoned
TheIrrelevantSummers 👎🏻: real
Wanda 🔮: you wish - sincerely all the women who are under no obligation to sleep with you
David 🧠: Damn
Remy'sGirl ♥️: YES WANDA
Angel 🦋: Here, you dropped this 👑
John 🔥: My Queen 😍
Erik 🧲: GO WANDA
Charles 📚: Amazing
Raven 💙: SLAYYYYY
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Chatting in real life
Logan 🍁: so I'm going to explain everything
Scott 👁: ok sweetheart x
Logan 🍁: Well I found out some big news the other day
Scott 👁: Is that why you've been distant?
Logan 🍁: Yeah I'm sorry, it's a big change
Scott 👁: I'll always be here to help you Loge
Scott 👁: I love you
Logan 🍁: Thanks Scott, I love you too
Scott 👁: What news did you find out?
Logan 🍁: Have you met the new kid?
Scott 👁: Which one?
Logan 🍁: Laura
Scott 👁: Yes I have actually, what about her?
Logan 🍁: She's my daughter
Scott 👁: Oh my god
Logan 🍁: Yeah
Logan 🍁: I don't think I'll be able to raise her alone, I know I'll have Charles and Erik who will be her grandparents/second parents
Scott 👁: Makes them sound ancient
Logan 🍁: Well they are
Scott 👁: And how old are you...
Logan 🍁: 🤫🤫🤫
Logan 🍁: I wanted to ask you if you would become a parent to Laura with me
Scott 👁: are you serious?
Logan 🍁: Yes, I'd need someone to help me and I can't imagine raising a child with anyone other than the man I love
Logan 🍁: You don't have to if you don't want to
Scott👁: I'll do it
Logan 🍁: really?
Scott 👁: Yes
Logan 🍁: thank you
Scott 👁: Now I really would love to meet her however right now I really just want to hug you
Logan 🍁: You know I don't do affection
Scott 👁: You launched yourself at Charles and hugged him
Logan 🍁: Raven talked???
Scott 👁: It is Raven...
Logan 🍁: Ah shit, who knows?
Scott 👁: No idea, she didn't tell me though
Logan 🍁: How did you find out then?
Scott 👁: I saw you
Logan 🍁: oh yeah
Scott 👁: It was cute, ickle Logie has a heart and isn't a miserable bastard
Logan 🍁: go fuck yourself
Scott 👁: Why are you a coward?
Logan 🍁: I am no coward
Scott 👁: Then fuck me yourself
Logan 🍁: Fine
Scott 👁: Fine
Logan 🍁: I'll give you a hug
Scott 👁: Yayyyyy
Logan 🍁: I'm not going to make it a habit
Scott 👁: We both know you will, you loooooveee hugs
Logan 🍁: No I love you, there's a difference
Scott 👁: Awwwwww
Logan 🍁: Savour it, this is the only time you'll hear me say it
Scott 👁: You and I both know that that is a lie
Logan 🍁: 🙄🙄🙄
Scott 👁: You're like Erik, you're a dickhead but you're also the nicest person ever
Logan 🍁: Say that to anyone else-
Scott 👁: -other than mom
Logan 🍁: 😒😒😒
Logan 🍁: Say that to anyone else other than mom and I will end you
Scott 👁: Awww I love you too
Logan 🍁: now the second thing
Scott 👁️: before we go and cuddle?
Logan 🍁: it'll be more than cuddles love
Scott 👁️: *blushes*
Logan 🍁: Wade Wilson was an ex of mine
Scott 👁️: I see...
Logan 🍁: we slept together once, in a car
Scott 👁️: is that why I've heard people joke about a honda odyssey...
Logan 🍁: unfortunately
Logan 🍁: it was a one time thing, he's an asshole, however we occasionally chat when we want someone to piss off. It never had feelings it was simply just because we both wanted sex
Logan 🍁: we went to secondary together, albeit he was younger than me so when we ran into each other in a bar we decided to use it to our advantage
Scott 👁️: you didn't love him?
Logan 🍁: fuck no he'd make me want to kill him or myself if I lived with him, god's fuck you as he can't fucking die either
Scott 👁️: Lmaoooo
Logan 🍁: I didn't tell you because honestly I don't want to remember having sex with him as it was years ago, you were with jean at the time
Scott 👁️: *shudders* don't remind me
Logan 🍁: sorry bub
Logan 🍁: now the reason I lied to the others is because it's not their business, it's between you and me, I wanted to tell you however I just hadn't quite got there yet yk?
Scott 👁️: I understand sweetheart
Logan 🍁: I love you so much Scott, if you want me to stop talking to wade I will in an instant
Scott 👁️: it's ok don't worry, I don't mind
Logan 🍁: really?
Scott 👁️: yeah
Logan 🍁: *hugs Scott tightly*