Cock block
Chatting in real life
Charles 📚: *moves his knight*
Erik 🧲: *chuckles* Do you want to make this game last or are you tired of it? *moves his bishop*
Charles 📚: *Staring at Erik*
Erik 🧲: *smiles* Charles?
Charles 📚: Sorry darling, what was that?
Erik 🧲: getting a bit distracted there were you? *Moves his queen* checkmate
Charles 📚: my apologies, my mind was...otherwise occupied
Erik 🧲: on me?
Charles 📚: yes
Erik 🧲: *moves the chessboard off the sofa*
Charles 📚: *pulls Erik into a deep kiss*
Erik 🧲: *lifts Charles onto his lap*
Charles 📚: *deepens the kiss*
Erik 🧲: *runs his hands over Charles' body as he kisses him deeply*
Charles 📚: *pulls away to take a breath*
Erik 🧲: well that's a nice way to end the evening
Charles 📚: indeed *wraps his arms around Erik's neck and pulls him into a passionate kiss*
Erik 🧲: *shrugs off his jacket and unbuttons Charles' cardigan*
Charles 📚: I love you
Erik 🧲: *rakes his hands through Charles' hair as he kisses him messily* I love you too
Charles 📚: *takes off his cardigan*
Erik 🧲: *begins to unbutton his shirt*
Charles 📚: *kisses Erik's neck*
Erik 🧲: Is that revenge?
Charles 📚: yes
Erik 🧲: careful, if you keep biting on my neck people may think you're a vampire
Charles 📚: are you complaining?
Erik 🧲: no
Charles 📚: then shush *sucks on Erik's neck then kisses him passionately*
Erik 🧲: Mein Gott Charles you'll be the death of me *kisses down Charles' jaw and onto his neck*
Charles 📚: *presses himself against Erik as close as possible*
Erik 🧲: *squeezes Charles' arse then sucks on his neck*
Charles 📚: *let's out a hum of approval*
Erik 🧲: *smirks* is that an invitation to keep going?
Charles 📚: it's an invitation not to stop but to not leave me with any visible ones
Erik 🧲: of course my love *kisses Charles' collarbone*
Charles 📚: *pulls Erik into a heated kiss*
Erik 🧲: *runs his hands through Charles' hair as he kisses back*
Logan 🍁: *knocks on the door*
Charles 📚: *groans internally with annoyance* yes?
Logan 🍁: *opens the door* oh shit was I interrupting something?
Erik 🧲: what do you want?
Logan 🍁: sorry to cock-block you both but David has just been sick
Charles 📚: I'll get it *clambers off Erik's lap then rushes out of the room*
Erik 🧲: *glares at Logan* I'll remember this
Logan 🍁: I didn't mean to man
Erik 🧲: *stands up* I'm going to check on my son
Logan 🍁: make sure you cover up because the...friend who was excited to see Charles is clearly visible
Erik 🧲: *Covers his crotch*
Charles 📚: *runs into the kitchen where David is* What happened?
David 🧠: *puking into the sink*
Sean 🍃: Just found him like this
Raven 💙: Jesus Charles, no need to come in like a teen who just had their makeout sesh
Charles 📚: *ignores her and rushes to David's side* Hey it's alright I'm here *rubs David's back soothingly*
Erik 🧲: *walks into the room*
Alex 💪🏻: I didn't know Mom's name was Edward Cullen
Sean 🍃: Who?
Raven 💙: You don't know who Edward Cullen is???
Alex 💪🏻: Mate do you not remember Raven's Twilight phase?
Sean 🍃: ohhhhh is he the vampire?
Raven 💙: Most teenage girls go through a twilight phase
Sean 🍃: And apparently Alex
Alex 💪🏻: Raven forced me to watch it with her so many times
Raven 💙: That's true I did
Hank 🔬: *walks into the room* Why are you talking about Vampires?
Alex 💪🏻: Hey Hank
Raven 💙: because that is what Charles is
Erik 🧲: true he hates sunlight *walks over to David and rubs his back* it's alright son
Alex 💪🏻: And he likes to bite a certain someone
Raven 💙: kinky
Hank 🔬: hello Alex *kisses Alex on the cheek*
Alex 💪🏻: Yay you aren't mad at me
Raven 💙: Charles?
Charles 📚: Yes? *rubbing David's back*
David 🧠: *hoarsely* water
Erik 🧲: *hands David a glass of water* here
David 🧠: thanks *drinks deeply*
Erik 🧲: you're welcome
Raven 💙: DID you come from a makeout sesh?
Logan 🍁: *walks into the room* help I just cock-blocked mom and dad
Sean 🍃: well there's your answer
Hank 🔬: What happened?
Charles 📚: will you be able to make it to your room?
David 🧠: *nods*
Charles 📚: *straightens his clothes and tries to hide the still present bulge in his trousers* come on let's get you to bed
Erik 🧲: *helps Charles support David out of the room*
Raven 💙: What happened Logan
Logan 🍁: Charles was on Erik's lap, full on making out with him, unbuttoning clothes
Sean 🍃: Shut up I don't want to picture it
Hank 🔬: why would you go in the room, just shout through the door, its after 9pm after all
Alex 💪🏻: You think Logan has enough common sense to do that
Hank 🔬: very good point
Logan 🍁: go fuck yourselves