Elephant
Chatting in real life
John🔥: Has anyone seen Mr Lehnsherr?
MrSexy 😎: He's in his office
Sean 🍃: Obviously he's in the headmasters office
MrSexy😎: He has his own office you know
Wanda 🔮: He does?
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: Wait what?
Hank 🔬: Does he?
Remy'sGirl ♥️: I thought they shared an office
Remy ♣️: Same
Psylocke 💜: They don't share😨😨😨
Storm ⛈️: Has that kinda ruined ur OTP
Psylocke 💜: The only thing that ruins my OTP is if it isn't real
Remy'sGirl ♥️: That don't stop me
Wanda 🔮: Or me
Blueberry 🫐: Or me
Remy'sGirl ♥️: Us three need to have some fun together
Wanda 🔮: YESYESYES
Blueberry 🫐: I'd like that
Wanda 🔮: My room, bring books, pens, highlighters, snacks and music
Remy'sGirl ♥️: 😍😍😍
Blueberry 🫐: Sounds amazing
Logan 🍁: none of you knew Mags had an office?
LazerKid🔴: nope
Warren 😇: I've only been here for a month or so
David 🧠: I've not been here much longer
John 🔥: Aren't you the Professor's kid?
David 🧠: Yeah I am
John 🔥: You haven't been here all the time?
David 🧠: Long story
Wanda 🔮: I haven't either
John 🔥: whaaaatt!?
Wanda 🔮: Lmao I'll tell you later
John 🔥: alright Wan
MrSexy 😎: 😏😏😏
Wanda 🔮: Shut up
Warren 😇: Mr Logan?
Logan 🍁: yes kid?
Warren 😇: Why do you call Mr Lehnsherr Mags?
Logan 🍁: It pisses him off
Sean 🍃: you piss everyone off
Logan 🍁: That's the point bub
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: So do you Sean
Sean 🍃: fuck off
John 🔥: why does it piss him off?
Hank 🔬: Everyone here has a nickname because of their powers, for example: (guys introduce yourself)
MrSexy 😎: I'm Quicksilver
Blueberry 🫐: I'm nightcrawler
Storm ⛈️: Storm
Logan 🍁: wolverine
LazerKid 🔴: Cyclops
Psylocke 💜: Psylocke
Remy ♣️: Gambit
John 🔥: Cool, I'm Pyro
Warren 😇: cool
Hank 🔬: Charles is Professor X
David 🧠: so imaginative
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: go tell that to Raven
David 🧠: ok
Sean 🍃: mate you have a death wish
David 🧠: 😁😁😁
Hank 🔬: And Erik is Magneto
John 🔥: ahhh ok that makes sense
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Raven 💙 and David 🧠 are chatting privately
David 🧠: the nickname you came up with for mom is so imaginative 🤣
Raven 💙: you're being a twat aren't you...
David 🧠: come on, Professor X...
Raven 💙: I was young
David 🧠: and you couldn't think of something more creative???
Raven 💙: you're a little shit sometimes
David 🧠: just doing my job
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Erik ❤️ and Charles 🥰 are chatting privately
Charles 🥰: Magnus, can you come to my office please?
Erik ❤️: What did you just call me?
Charles 🥰: Magnus
Erik ❤️: say it again, please
Charles 🥰: Magnus
Erik ❤️: I haven't been called that in years as I don't normally tell people my middle name
Erik ❤️: I forgot that you called me that when we were younger
Erik ❤️: I like it when you call me that, do it again please
Charles 🥰: ❤️❤️❤️
Erik ❤️: What did you want to talk about?
Charles 🥰: I wanted to tell you to move your beautiful arse into our office
Erik ❤️: why?
Charles 🥰: to share the office
Erik ❤️: why?
Charles 🥰: you spend most of your time in it anyway
Erik ❤️: true
Charles 🥰: How come it's taking me more to convince you to move into my office with me than it took to move into my bedroom?
Erik ❤️: ...
Charles 🥰: Please Magnus
Erik ❤️: I am incapable of saying no to you when you use that name
Charles 🥰: good good
Erik ❤️: yes I'll move in with you
Charles 🥰: yayyyy
Erik ❤️: it seems we skipped that step when we got together
Charles 🥰: and whose fault was that?
Erik ❤️: ...
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Chatting in real life
Erik 🧲: *carrying a box of stuff into Charles' room*
Raven 💙: What are you doing?
Erik 🧲: moving some stuff into Charles' office
Raven 💙: You've finally given in?
Erik 🧲: Yes
Raven 💙: Brilliant *runs off*
Erik 🧲: *Walks into Charles' office*
Charles 📚: Hello my handsome man
Erik 🧲: I'm scared of your sister
Charles 📚: Good good, you've got some common sense
Erik 🧲: *Puts the box down on the desk then walks over to Charles and pulls him in for a kiss by his waist*
Charles 📚: *kisses Erik gently* love you
Erik 🧲: love you too
Raven💙: *Bursts into the room* Charles I have a present for you
Charles 📚: oh dear god, what did you break?
Raven 💙: Why do you assume that I broke something?
Charles 📚: Name me one other time you have gotten me a present
Raven 💙: Your birthday
Charles 📚: you don't know when my birthday is
Raven 💙: I think it's July 31st
Charles 📚: *turns to Erik* Is that my birthday?
Erik 🧲: Yes that is your birthday *smiles fondly*
Charles 📚: Shocker you got it right
Raven 💙: more surprising that Erik remembers
Erik 🧲: I may be shit with dates but I remember my finance's birthday *kisses Charles' cheek*
Charles 📚: *kisses Erik's forehead*
Raven 💙: Anyway I got you this *hands Charles a model Elephant*
Charles 📚: Thanks
Raven 💙: Don't mention it
Charles 📚: *snorts then starts wheezing*
Raven 💙: I knew you'd laugh
Erik 🧲: why is it funny?
Raven 💙: Have you heard of the phrase "the elephant in the room"
Erik 🧲: no
Raven 💙: It's a very British phrase
Erik 🧲: What does it mean?
Raven 💙: It's kind of hard to explain
Erik 🧲: *turns to Charles*
Charles 📚: Its basically a metaphorical idiom for something obvious or something that would raise an enormous question that no one ends up talking about because it could potentially be a taboo subject
Raven 💙: Alright Professor 🙄
Charles 📚: after I thanked Raven for the elephant, who I have decided to name Elmer by the way, she said "don't mention it" which thus summarises the meaning of the phrase "the elephant in the room"
Erik 🧲: haha
Raven 💙: you don't get it do you?
Erik 🧲: I do actually, it's British humour that sounds like gobbledygook unless you have Charles to explain it to you
Raven 💙: Did you seriously just say gobbledygook?
Erik 🧲: I officially hate myself
Charles 📚: join the club
Erik 🧲: don't be silly, you're amazing how could you possibly hate yourself?
Erik 🧲: you're perfect
Charles 📚: so are you
Raven 💙: shut up idiots