Tampons
Chatting in real life
Peter 😎: *bounces into Wanda's room* Hi Wandaaa
Wanda 🔮: Fuck off
Peter 😎: charming
Wanda 🔮: Fuck off Piet
Peter 😎: what's up?
Wanda 🔮: nothing
Peter 😎: well...*wiggles his fingers down by his side* there must be something wrong if your...
Wanda 🔮: *glares at Peter* if I'm what?
Peter 😎: Acting like a bitch
Wanda 🔮: Listen, I woke up in a pool of my own blood so unless you feel like ending your day the same way I suggest you shut up
Peter 😎: oh...lady problems
Wanda 🔮: I wouldn't exactly call them lady problems if they turn me into a spawn of satan
Peter 😎: Do you want some chocolate? Or a hug? Or some...products?
Wanda 🔮: All please, and can you get Papa
Peter 😎: course *sits down next to Wanda*
Wanda 🔮: *glare softens* Can I?
Peter 😎: Come here peanut *hugs Wanda tightly*
Wanda 🔮: Why the fuck did you call me peanut *hugs Peter tightly*
Peter 😎: *strokes Wanda's hair* felt like it
Wanda 🔮: sorry for being a bitch
Peter 😎: it's alright Wan, I'll go get your stuff
Wanda 🔮: thank you
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Dadneto 🧲 and BestSonEver 🤩 are chatting privately
BestSonEver 🤩: Satan wants you
Dadneto 🧲: ...
BestSonEver 🤩: Wanda
Dadneto 🧲: why are you calling her satan?
BestSonEver 🤩: she's on her monthly satanic duties
Dadneto 🧲: what?
BestSonEver 🤩: girl problems
Dadneto 🧲: oh
Dadneto 🧲: what the fuck do I do?
BestSonEver 🤩: what do you mean what the fuck do I do?
Dadneto 🧲: I don't know how to deal with this
Dadneto 🧲: it's normally Charles or raven who sorts out the girls
BestSonEver 🤩: well she wants a hug I think
Dadneto 🧲: ok, that I can do
BestSonEver 🤩: lmao
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Chatting in real life
Peter 😎: *slips a bunch of Chocolate under Wanda's door* SATAN HAS BEEN FED
Wanda 🔮: oh fuck off
Peter 😎: *opens the door slightly*
Wanda 🔮: what do you want?
Peter 😎: *throws pads and tampons at Wanda*
Wanda 🔮: fuck off Pietro
Peter 😎: you're welcome by the way
Wanda 🔮: is Papa coming?
Peter 😎: yeah
Erik 🧲: *walks into the room* Are you alright Princess?
Wanda 🔮: meh
Erik 🧲: *sits down next to Wanda* I don't really know what to do but do you want a hug?
Wanda 🔮: *hugs Erik tightly*
Erik 🧲: *whispers to Peter* get Charl, he knows what to do
Peter 😎: will do *walks out the room on his tiptoes*
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Peter 💨 and ProfessorCardigan 🧬 are chatting privately
Peter 💨: your fiancé needs help
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: what's he done?
Peter 💨: he doesn't know how to deal with a spawn of Satan
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: ...
Peter 💨: also known as my sister on her period
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: right I'll get her some stuff
Peter 💨: she told me to fuck off
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: what did you do?
Peter 💨: I may or may not have thrown tampons at her
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: ...
Peter 💨: and when I slipped chocolate under her door I shouted "satan has been fed"
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: oh my god 🤦🏻
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: you know, I remember when you were about 11 Raven asked you what you thought of tampons
Peter 💨: oh dear god
Peter 💨: what did I say?
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: "they are little fuzzy sticks on strings"
Peter 💨: 💀💀💀
Peter 💨: what was said next
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Raven called you more mature than most boys
Peter 💨: She thinks I'm mature?
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: can't think why?
Peter 💨: I'm very mature
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: and I'm very straight
Peter 💨: continue with the tampon conversation
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: you asked why she called you mature and her response was "many people think tampons are gross because they go in a vagina"
Peter 💨: what did I say?
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: "well so does a penis but boys don't stop talking about them"
Peter 💨: I mean it's true
Peter 💨: penis is good
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: ...
Peter 💨: you can't deny that fact
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: your dad's penis is good
Peter 💨: I asked for that one didn't I?
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: yes, yes you did
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Chatting in real life
Charles 📚: *walks into Wanda's room* right I have ice cream, a heat pack and a bunch of blankets do you want anything else?
Wanda 🔮: A hug
Charles 📚: come here sunshine *shoved the stuff into Erik's arms then hugs Wanda tightly*
Erik 🧲: thanks for the stuff
Charles 📚: shush *kisses Wanda on the forehead*
Peter 😎: *sneaks his hand into the room*
Erik 🧲: Peter what are you doing
Peter 😎: sexually caressing the wall
Wanda 🔮: what the fuck Pietro
Peter 😎: it's so I can find the light switch *presses the light switch so the light comes on* what a turn on
Charles 📚: *glances at Erik*
Peter 😎: Don't make it gay
Wanda 🔮: what does sexually caressing the wall make you then?
Peter 😎: an idiot
Charles 📚: can't deny the truth
Wanda 🔮: turn it off
Peter 😎: like a light switch
Erik 🧲: *singing* there it's gone
Charles 📚: my hetero side just won
Wanda 🔮 : what hetero side?
Peter 😎: I'm all better now
Charles 📚: Boys should be with girls that's heavenly fathers plan
Erik 🧲: so if you ever feel that you should be with a man
Peter 😎: turn it off!!!
Wanda 🔮: what the fuck?
Charles 📚: go watch the book of Mormon, that will cheer you up
Erik 🧲: it's about two Mormons who have to deal with gay thoughts
Peter 😎: HASA DIGA EEBOWAI
Charles 📚: we should never have let Peter watch it
Erik 🧲: agreed