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Chatting in real lifeย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *standing at the kitchen counter, eying John as he walks in the room*

John ๐Ÿ”ฅ: morning

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Hi!

Warren ๐Ÿ˜‡: hello

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: hey man

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: Raven what are you planning...

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: heheheย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *walks into the room and winces slightly as he sits down* good morning everyone

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *raises his eyebrow at Charles, smirking slightly*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *blushes bright red and tried to hide his face in his hands*

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *walks into the room on his tiptoes* morning. Papa, what the fuck did you do?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: why is it my fault?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: Dad's bright red

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: I have a video that explains everything

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: to be fair it's pretty obvious

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: true

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: And by the way, it's perfectly normal for Charles to OBSESS over Erik when a picture is sent

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: He looses all capability of forming words

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: it's sweet

John ๐Ÿ”ฅ: thanks for letting me know

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Chatting on 'The (mostly) unbiological family that fucks each other'

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: What caused the old fart to go bright red:

TheBestSummers ๐Ÿฅ‡: which one?

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: THE old fart

Logan ๐Ÿ: Charles

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: yep

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: lmaoย 

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: what did Erik do?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: why did everyone assume I did something wrong

Emma ๐Ÿ’Ž : because normally you have done something wrong sugar

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: true

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: bitch

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: Who, me ๐Ÿ˜จ

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: no, Frosty

Logan ๐Ÿ: oi that's my nickname for her

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: do I look like I care?

Emma ๐Ÿ’Ž: dick

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: also true

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: You're a bitch Emma

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: again, true

Emma ๐Ÿ’Ž: not helping sugar

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: bold of you to assume that I was trying to help

David ๐Ÿง : mood

Darwin ๐Ÿชจ: I can't quite decide if that sounded more like Erik or Logan

Logan ๐Ÿ: fuck you little shit

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: oi that's my name for him

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: awww

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: something must be wrong with mom, he's not correcting the language

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: shocker

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: here we go, the reason Charles is a blushing mess:

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: [ย  ย ]

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: Erik was smirking and raised his eyebrows at Charlesย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: oh my giddy aunt

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: EBDBDJSNDBDJD

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: UTBENDJSJDBSE

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: AHDBDHDHBDBFNK

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: I CAN'T-

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: RBSJSJSNEJEFK

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: JRJRBRBRJRRJRJR

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Logan ๐Ÿ: looks like SOMEONE broke chuck

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: I wonder who that wasย 

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: for fucks sakeย 

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: you finished?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: love you too handsome โค๏ธ

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

Warren ๐Ÿ˜‡: that's sweet

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: fr

Emma ๐Ÿ’Ž: ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: fr

Darwin ๐Ÿชจ: mood

Angel ๐Ÿฆ‹: oi, be nice

Darwin ๐Ÿชจ: yes dear

TheIrrelevantSummers ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป: LMFAOย 

Janos ๐ŸŒช๏ธ: I must say that that is very sweet

Azazel ๐Ÿ’ฅ: agreedย 

Storm โ›ˆ๏ธ: surely the question is, why was Erik raising his eyebrow at Charles in the first place?

TheIrrelevantSummers ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป: I don't want to know

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: same

Angel ๐Ÿฆ‹: when did the incident occurย 

Warren ๐Ÿ˜‡: it was just after Professor Xavier sat down

Darwin ๐Ÿชจ: ...

Angel ๐Ÿฆ‹: ...

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: oh dear god

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: I didn't want to know that

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: thought you liked them being...affectionate

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: I do, I'd just rather not think about...

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: that's fair

Logan ๐Ÿ: disgusting

TheBestSummers ๐Ÿฅ‡: cough cough cough

Logan ๐Ÿ: ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถ

TheIrrelevantSummers ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป: looks as though even your boyfriend forgets about you

TheBestSummers ๐Ÿฅ‡: fuck off, you need Viagra

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: he doesn't

TheBestSummers ๐Ÿฅ‡: I'm gonna throw up

Warren ๐Ÿ˜‡: What's wrong with the Professor?

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: Yeah Charles, what's wrong with you ๐Ÿ˜

Janos ๐ŸŒช๏ธ: ...

Azazel ๐Ÿ’ฅ: ...

Storm โ›ˆ๏ธ: ...

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: someone had a rough night

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: I think you mean someone didn't sleep much

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: you are fucked up

TheIrrelevantSummers ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป: that much was obviousย 

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: are you talking about Betsy or Sean?

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: ...

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: dick

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: Lmao

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: I'm not used to being the one who's not innocent

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: you haven't been innocent for a long time

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: true but before Warren arrived I was still the most innocent

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: true

John ๐Ÿ”ฅ: Are you ok Professor?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: he's alright don't worry

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: he's never ok

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: true but he's also next to meย 

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: are you touching him?

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: *touching his dick

TheIrrelevantSummers ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป: shut the fuck up

David ๐Ÿง : agreed

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: fuck of David no on likes you

David ๐Ÿง : I'm liked more than you

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: trueย 

Logan ๐Ÿ: debatable

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: no

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I have my arms around his shoulders

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: he'll be fine then

John ๐Ÿ”ฅ: that's good

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Chatting in real life

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *rests his head against Erik's chest*ย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *gently kisses the top of Charles' head*

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