Chicken
Sean 🍃 and Charles 📚 are chatting privately
Sean 🍃: Mom
Charles 📚: yes Sean?
Sean 🍃: I got a joke
Charles 📚: go on then
Sean 🍃: why did the chicken cross the road?
Charles 📚: I don't know
Sean 🍃: to get to the idiots house
Sean 🍃: knock knock
Charles 📚: who's there?
Sean 🍃: the chicken
Charles 📚: I won't give you a detention
Sean 🍃: I am a teacher and a fully grown adult
Charles 📚: I won't give you a detention on one condition
Sean 🍃: what is it?
Charles 📚: go tell that joke to Erik
Sean 🍃: ...
Charles 📚: your choice
Sean 🍃: who's gonna dig my grave?
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Erik 🧲 and Sean 🍃 are chatting privately
Sean 🍃: Hey dad
Erik 🧲: yes problem child?
Sean 🍃: I got a joke
Erik 🧲: your life?
Sean 🍃: ...
Erik 🧲: if it's anything to do with sharks you can go dig your own grave
Sean 🍃: it hasn't got anything to do with sharks
Erik 🧲: tell it to me then
Sean 🍃: why did the chicken cross the road?
Erik 🧲: because you didn't Fucking cook it
Sean 🍃: no
Sean 🍃: to get to the idiots house
Erik 🧲: ?
Sean 🍃: knock knock
Erik 🧲: who's there?
Sean 🍃: the chicken
Erik 🧲: listen here you little shit
Sean 🍃: Charles made me say it to you, he said I wouldn't get detention
Sean 🍃: who should I get to dig my grave?
Erik 🧲: someone who cares
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Chatting in real life
Kurt 🌃: *sat on his bed mumbling to himself* Avogadro's constant = 6.02 × 10 to the power of 23
Psylocke 💜: *walks past Kurt's room, stares at him talking to himself before walking away*
Kurt 🌃: if the percentage yield is the amount of substance you make out of the amount you theoretically make, the calculation for that would be the actual yield divided by the theoretical yield times by 100
Kurt 🌃: *shuffles papers* the law of conservation of mass is that atoms are not created or destroyed, only rearranged
Kurt 🌃: the volume of a glass = mols of gas × 24
Kurt 🌃: Concentration is the amount of substance dissolved in a liquid. A lot of substance = high concentration. Little substance = low concentration. Concentration can be found by either: dividing the mass of solute by the solutions volume or by dividing the number of mols by the solutions volume
John 🔥: *walks past Kurt's room and sees him talking to himself*
Kurt 🌃: Relative formula mass is the sum of all the relative atomic masses of the atoms.
Sean 🍃: *catches sight of Kurt* nerd
Kurt 🌃: *oblivious to everyone* number of mols is found by dividing the mass by the Mr
Kurt 🌃: Atom Economy = the Mr of the desired product divided by the Mr of all reactants × 100
Kurt 🌃: *hides his head in his hands and groans* oh god there's too much
Charles 📚: *knocks on Kurt's door* Kurt, are you alright?
Kurt 🌃: *jumps* oh hello professor
Charles 📚: can I come in?
Kurt 🌃: *nods*
Charles 📚: *walks in and sits next to Kurt* what's wrong?
Kurt 🌃: just stressed that's all
Charles 📚: *holds his arms out*
Kurt 🌃: *hugs Charles tightly and starts to cry into his cardigan*
Charles 📚: it's alright, don't worry I'm here *rubs Kurt's back soothingly*
Kurt 🌃: it's just so much *sits up and wipes his eyes on his sleeve*
Charles 📚: perhaps I could help you?
Kurt 🌃: really?
Charles 📚: yes, do you want me to quiz you?
Kurt 🌃: yes please
Charles 📚: what is an isotope?
Kurt 🌃: atoms of the same element with the same number of protons but different numbers of neutrons
Charles 📚: correct. What is the relative atomic mass?
Kurt 🌃: the average mass of all the different isotopes of one element
Charles 📚: well done. Now, what's the equation to work out the relative atomic mass?
Kurt 🌃: mass number of isotope 1 × percentage abundance added to the mass number of isotope 2 + percentage abundance, all divided by 100
Charles 📚: correct, correct, correct
Kurt 🌃: thanks professor
Charles 📚: why don't you choose what we have for dinner tonight?
Kurt 🌃: really?
Charles 📚: yes
Kurt 🌃: can we have that chicken Mr Lehnsherr makes
Charles 📚: he said of course
Kurt 🌃: yayyy
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John 🔥 and Peter 😎 are chatting privately
John 🔥: you're Kurt's boyfriend right?
Peter 😎: yeah, why?
John 🔥: I saw him mumbling to himself earlier and looking a little stressed
Peter 😎: was he surrounded by papers?
John 🔥: yeh
Peter 😎: he's revising, I'll go check up on him now
John 🔥: k
Peter 😎: thanks for telling me, and thanks for being nice to my sister
John 🔥: you're welcome man, it's no problem, Wanda's great
Peter 😎: make sure you treat her right, she's not the sort of person you want to lose
John 🔥: you have my word that I'll treat her right
Peter 😎: thank you, I love her and can't bear to see her hurt
John 🔥: you won't have too, I'll make sure of it
Peter 😎: good good