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Hair cut

Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ added John ๐Ÿ”ฅ to the group chat

John ๐Ÿ”ฅ: hey

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: hello

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: heyo

John ๐Ÿ”ฅ: I'm curious, what's the most scandalous thing that has happened

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: the sex tape

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: I didn't see that

Darwin ๐Ÿชจ: sex tape???

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: #Erikthethroatgoat

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: THAT'S MY FUCKING DAD

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: don't worry Peter I'm here

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: I'm going to pretend I never saw that

David ๐Ÿง : me too

John ๐Ÿ”ฅ: sex tape?

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: well...

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€ left the group chat

Warren ๐Ÿ˜‡: what happened?

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: basically, someone hacked into Charles' phone and released the sex tape of when he first had sex with Erik

Logan ๐Ÿ: it was not something you would have expected to see first thing in the morning

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: true

LightningMcQueen โšก: it was sweet

Angel ๐Ÿฆ‹: oh my god

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: it was the worst thing I've ever had to witness

John ๐Ÿ”ฅ: damn it really is never boring around here

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: nope

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Erik ๐Ÿงฒ created the group chat 'Surprise'

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ added Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž, Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ, Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป, Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ and Raven ๐Ÿ’™ to the group chat

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I'm planning something for Valentine's Day for Charles, do you think you could help me put it into place?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: of course

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: sure!

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: alright

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: fine

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: no

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: please

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: Papa is saying please ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: shocking

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: fr

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: Alex

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: fine

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: thank you

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: what do you want us to do?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: deliver things

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: you want your own personal postage team?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: please

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: what do you want us to bring dad?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Breakfast in bed, flowers, lunch, afternoon tea and dinner, each accompanied with a gift

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: who's taking what?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Wanda can you take breakfast?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: you got it

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Peter, can you deliver flowers during one of his lessons?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: are you asking me to interrupt a lesson?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: yes

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: fuck yeah!

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Hank can you take him lunch?

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: of courseย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Alex, can you take the afternoon tea?

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: afternoon tea ๐Ÿคฃ

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: fine

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: and Raven can you take him dinner?

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: aren't you going to eat with him?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I'm going to be setting something else up for him however yes, I will eat with him

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Do we tell Dad that it's from you?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: no, just say it's from his valentine

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: and if he asks where you are?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: just say I'm preparing for a surpriseย 

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: which is...

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: not to be revealedย 

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: come on tell us

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I have 2 things planned, I'll tell you later however now I have to go as I'm getting my hair cut

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: as you do

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: trying to impress Dad, Papa?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: yes

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: you don't need to try so hard Papa, anything you do will have him drooling

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: ugh don't remind me

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Erik โค๏ธ and Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ are chatting privately

Erik โค๏ธ: I'll be back in a bit, just going to pop out

Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ: alright, love youย 

Erik โค๏ธ: I love you too, I won't be long

Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ: โค๏ธ

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MySpeedster ๐Ÿ’จ and MyKurt ๐Ÿ˜ are chatting privately

MySpeedster ๐Ÿ’จ: Are you alright Kurt?

MyKurt ๐Ÿ˜: I'm fine don't worry about me

MySpeedster ๐Ÿ’จ: are you sure, John said you looked a bit stressedย 

MyKurt ๐Ÿ˜: just a lot of tests, don't worry

MySpeedster ๐Ÿ’จ: I always worry about you, you're my boyfriend and I love you

MyKurt ๐Ÿ˜: I love you too

MySpeedster ๐Ÿ’จ: Did you want a hug?

MyKurt ๐Ÿ˜: yes please

MySpeedster ๐Ÿ’จ: come to my room then

MyKurt ๐Ÿ˜: yay

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Chatting in real life

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *walks back into the mansion*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *walks over and stops at the sight of Erik* you got your hair cut

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I did, do you like it?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *struggling to form words as he blushes bright red* I...I...I

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *smirks*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *stares at Erik*

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: why is Charles imitating a fish?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I got a hair cut

Logan ๐Ÿ: did you?

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: can't tell much difference

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: and what does Charles think?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: he is currently unable to talkย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *swallows then smiles at Erik* you look extremely handsome Darling

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *blushes*

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: get a roomย 

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: *walks into the room* hey Erik, nice hair cut, do they give you a discount for being a senior citizen senior or for the fact that it only takes them 30 seconds to finish?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: word on the street is that it only takes you 30 seconds to finish

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Logan ๐Ÿ: Hank you poor son of a bitch

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: language

Scott ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ: *walks in* what are we talking about

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: how it takes Alex 30 seconds to finish

Scott ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ: I always knew I was the better brother *looks at Hank* Hank you poor son of a bitch

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: fuck offย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: language

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