Milky bar kid
Chatting in real life
Wanda 🔮: What's in the other box Dad?
Erik 🧲: yeah, what is in the other box Charles?
Peter 😎: you don't know?
Erik 🧲: nope
Charles 📚: *smiles then opens the box* I started making this box a few weeks after I met Erik. I had a crush on him but was too scared to tell him. I was young and didn't know what to do. What I did know was that Erik was the one person I was sure would be there for me. You may be curious what's inside the box, well it contains 10 years worth of: photos, notes, birthday cards, Christmas cards, stupid drawings, hangman games, chess scores, book reviews, stupid things we've said, souvenirs from when we went out, film tickets, restaurant receipts, diary entries, quite literally anything you can think of. I kept anything that was linked to Erik in one way or another and out it in this box, in the hope that one day, I'd be able to give it to him.
Erik 🧲: *stares at Charles*
Wanda 🔮: Oh my god that's so romantic
Peter 😎: that's so cute
Erik 🧲: you kept...everything?
Charles 📚: *chuckles* Raven calls me a sentimental old fool for a reason
Erik 🧲: Mein Gott *staring into space*
Charles 📚: *puts the box down on the bed* you can have a look through it
Wanda 🔮: *picks out a photograph*
Peter 😎: Damn you look young
Charles 📚: show me
Wanda 🔮: *shows him the photograph*
Wanda 🔮: you're making a silly face, papa is smiling, he's got a bit of a beard and is wearing a leather jacket. Your arms are round each others shoulders
Charles 📚: one of our many outings together
Erik 🧲: *turns Charles' head to face him* you did this...for me
Charles 📚: yes
Erik 🧲: *cups Charles' face in his hands* You are honestly my favourite person to exist. I love you so much it hurts. This is the best thing ever, you sappy idiot. I can't...*can't think of the words so he kisses Charles passionately instead*
Peter 😎: *looking through the box* hahahaha it's blonde Papa
Wanda 🔮: He's definitely staring at Dad's lips...
Charles 📚: I love you too
Erik 🧲: *pulls Charles into his lap and hugs him tightly, resting his forehead on Charles' shoulder*
Charles 📚: *moves his hand into Erik's hair* Show me the picture of Blondie, please
Peter 😎: *shows Charles the picture*
Charles 📚: *laughs* You definitely look more attractive with your natural colored hair darling, in that picture, you look like you're cosplaying the milky bar kid
Peter 😎: my god he does 🤣
Wanda 🔮: the who?
Charles 📚: You don't know who the milky bar kid is???
Wanda 🔮: nope
Charles 📚: well that won't do, I'll show you a picture
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Charles 📚 and Wanda 🔮 are chatting privately
Charles 📚: this photo is me editing Erik's face onto the face of the milky bar kid
Charles 📚: [ ]
Wanda 🔮: OH MY GOD
Wanda 🔮: 🤣🤣🤣
Charles 📚: go and Google who the milky bar kid is for reference
Wanda 🔮: they are twinning
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Chatting in real life
Erik 🧲: Wanda, why are you cackling with laughter
Charles 📚: *winks at Wanda*
Wanda 🔮: *shows Peter the picture*
Peter 😎: *laughs loudly*
Erik 🧲: Charles what did you do?
Charles 📚: *shows Erik the picture*
Peter 😎: You should make that your profile pic dad
Erik 🧲: I'm going to get my revenge
Charles 📚: I'd like to see you try
Erik 🧲: just you wait until the kids are gone
Charles 📚: *whispers* what are you gonna do, spank me?
Wanda 🔮: and that's out cue to leave
Peter 😎: bye *sprints out the room*
Wanda 🔮: *carefully tidies away the boxes and puts them away in the wardrobe before turning to face her parents* Papa for the love of god please don't bang Dad in time to to tune of Paper rings while I'm listening to it
Erik 🧲: no promises
Wanda 🔮: fuck you
Erik 🧲: nope, I'm gonna fuck your dad
Wanda 🔮: I hate my life *walks out the room*
Charles 📚: *bright red*
Erik 🧲: You know Schatz, I think I know what I'm going to do to you
Charles 📚: *turns himself around so that he is nose to nose with Erik and raises an eyebrow* oh yeah, what?
Erik 🧲: *smirks then starts sucking on the skin on Charles' neck*
Charles 📚: you bastard