
Hickeys
Remy'sGirl โฅ๏ธ and Bobby ๐ง are chatting privately
Bobby ๐ง: I miss you
Remy'sGirl โฅ๏ธ: Good
Bobby ๐ง: can I see you?
Remy'sGirl โฅ๏ธ: fuck no
Bobby ๐ง: why not?
Remy'sGirl โฅ๏ธ: you're a dick
Remy'sGirl โฅ๏ธ: you cheated on me
Remy'sGirl โฅ๏ธ: I don't want to see you
Bobby ๐ง: Don't you miss me?
Remy'sGirl โฅ๏ธ: fuck no
Remy'sGirl โฅ๏ธ blocked this number
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BrotherFromAnotherMother ๐ and SisterFromAnotherMister ๐ค are chatting privately
SisterFromAnotherMister ๐ค: Guess who messaged me?
BrotherFromAnotherMother ๐: Who?
SisterFromAnotherMister ๐ค: Bobby
BrotherFromAnotherMother ๐: THAT HOMOPHOBIC CHEATING MICROPENISED ARSE
SisterFromAnotherMister ๐ค: Calm down Peter
SisterFromAnotherMister ๐ค: I blocked him
BrotherFromAnotherMother ๐: I should hope so, he doesn't deserve to talk to you
SisterFromAnotherMister ๐ค: your overprotectiveness may be annoying but sometimes, only sometimes, it's flattering
BrotherFromAnotherMother ๐: good good
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Chatting in real life
Charles ๐: *struts into the dining room without a care in the world, sporting a lot of hickey's on his neck* morning everyone
Sean ๐: ello
Logan ๐: *stares at Charles*
Psylocke ๐: morning
Remy โฃ๏ธ: *talking to Rogue* so that twat messaged you, hey Prof
Remy'sGirl โฅ๏ธ: yep. Morning Prof
Hank ๐ฌ: oh my god
Alex ๐ช๐ป: my eyessss
Wanda ๐ฎ: *smirks at Peter*
Peter ๐: *catches Wanda's eye and stifles a laugh*
Raven ๐: *walks into the room* Jesus Christ Erikย
Erik ๐งฒ: *smirks from behind his newspaper*
Raven ๐: I didn't realise you were a vampire
Emma ๐: *walks into the room* Dear lord Charles, you're the headmaster not the hickey master
Erik ๐งฒ: He's definitely the headmaster *smirks widely*
David ๐ง : People are trying to eat here
Sean ๐: No need to sound so smug Erik
Logan ๐: he's very pleased with himself, gotta say Chuck, that's an impressive amount of hickey's you have on your neck
Hank ๐ฌ: next time you may want to choose a time when you don't have a new student joining
Charles ๐: *goes deathly pale*
Erik ๐งฒ: oops
David ๐ง : you're not sorry at all, are you Papa
Erik ๐งฒ: nope
Charles ๐: *glares at Erik then storms out the kitchen*
Alex ๐ช๐ป: looks like Erik's sleeping on the couch tonight
Peter ๐: *snorts*
Psylocke ๐: yep
Logan ๐: Definitely
Remy โฃ๏ธ: Enjoy your night on the couch ๐
Erik ๐งฒ: *glares at everyone then stands up*
Sean ๐: I wouldn't talk to Prof, he looked PISSEDDDD
Emma ๐: wow, you said something sensible for once
Sean ๐: I can do smart
Emma ๐: I said sensible not smart sugar, they are two different things
Peter ๐: I'll go take Dad some food *picks up a tray of food then walks on his tiptoes out of the room*
Wanda ๐ฎ: *smiles at Erik* Don't worry Papa he can never stay may at you for long
Erik ๐งฒ: *grimaces then walks out of the room*
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Betsy ๐ and Ororo โ๏ธ are chatting privately
Betsy ๐: Babe you missed the drama
Ororo โ๏ธ: spilllll
Betsy ๐: so Charles walked in with a ton of hickey's on his neck
Ororo โ๏ธ : damn they must have had fun
Betsy ๐: But, Charles is showing a new student around
Ororo โ๏ธ: oh shitttt
Betsy ๐: Erik's so gonna be in the dog house
Ororo โ๏ธ: Damn I wish I was there
Betsy ๐: love you X
Ororo โ๏ธ: love you too x
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Chatting in real life
Peter ๐: *knocks on the door*
Charles ๐: Fuck off Erik, I'm not talking to youย ย
Peter ๐: I'm a lot better than that jerk
Charles ๐: don't call him a jerk, I love him
Peter ๐: two very conflicting messages dad
Charles ๐: come in Peter
Peter ๐: *opens the door then walks in* I brought you breakfastย
Charles ๐: thanks but I'm not hungryย
Peter ๐: *sits on the bed next to Charles* can I touch you?
Charles ๐: of course
Peter ๐: *hugs Charles* I know you're not hungry but you need to eat, it'll be alright Dad, I'm here
Charles ๐: thanks kiddo *slowly eats his breakfast*
Peter ๐: *smiles encouragingly* you're doing well Dad
Charles ๐: *forces himself to swallow the last mouthful of food*
Peter ๐: well done *hugs Charles tightly*
Charles ๐: *hugs Peter back* I love you kid
Peter ๐: love you too Dad
Erik ๐งฒ: *knocks on the door* Charles
Charles ๐: What do you want?
Erik ๐งฒ: I just want to talk to you
Charles ๐: well I'm not particularly in the mood to talk to you
Peter ๐: *tenses slightly*
Erik ๐งฒ: Please Schatz
Charles ๐: *covers Peter's ears with his own noise-cancelling headphones*
Peter ๐: *squeezes Charles in thanks*
Charles ๐: *gently runs Peter's arm*
Charles ๐: you can talk, but you're staying that side of the door
Erik ๐งฒ: *sighs* Schatz...
Charles ๐: Don't you Schatz me, I have to show a student around today, I was supposed to look my best, and now I look like a slut
Charles ๐: this is my job Erik. This school, I've put my life into it. I don't want children not to come here just because their first impression of their headmaster was that he was covered in hickeys
Erik ๐งฒ: Charles please, I didn't know
Charles ๐: Erik please leave me alone for now
Erik ๐งฒ: please forgive me
Charles ๐: *almost starts crying at the tone of Erik's voice* come in
Erik ๐งฒ: *opens the door and walks into the room* Peter's in here?
Charles ๐: yes, I didn't want you in here in case us arguing in front of him upset him
Erik ๐งฒ: can I sit next to you?
Charles ๐: go on then
Erik ๐งฒ: *sits down next to Charles* I really didn't know
Charles ๐: *wipes the tear off Erik's cheek* I know, you couldn't have known because I forgot myself
Erik ๐งฒ: What am I gonna do with you ay? *Nudges Charles with his shoulder*
Charles ๐: not give me hickeys before meeting a student
Erik ๐งฒ: noted
Erik ๐งฒ: can I...
Charles ๐: oh come here you doofus *hugs Erik tightly*
Erik ๐งฒ: *holds Charles close*
Peter ๐: *hugs both his dad's*
Charles ๐: *pulls back and carefully takes the headphones off Peter's ears* it's alright Pete, it's all good
Peter ๐: *nods then hugs Charles and Erik* you're good, right?
Charles ๐: yes, I can't stay mad at jerk bucket over there
Erik ๐งฒ: love you too
Peter ๐: So how long has he got on the couch *smirks*
Charles ๐: *mock thinks* well...
Erik ๐งฒ: *rolls his eyes*
Charles ๐: maybe half an hour
Erik ๐งฒ: *pouts*
Charles ๐: *kisses Erik gently*
Erik ๐งฒ: *stands up and walks over to his wardrobe*
Peter ๐: what are you doing Papa? *fiddling with the button on Charles' cardigan*
Erik ๐งฒ: *scans it for a moment before pulling out one of his turtlenecks and hands it to Charles* here
Charles ๐: thanks darling
Erik ๐งฒ: it's the least I could do