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Hickeys

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ and Bobby ๐ŸงŠ are chatting privately

Bobby ๐ŸงŠ: I miss you

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: Good

Bobby ๐ŸงŠ: can I see you?

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: fuck no

Bobby ๐ŸงŠ: why not?

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: you're a dick

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: you cheated on me

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: I don't want to see you

Bobby ๐ŸงŠ: Don't you miss me?

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: fuck no

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ blocked this number

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BrotherFromAnotherMother ๐Ÿ˜Ž and SisterFromAnotherMister ๐Ÿค are chatting privately

SisterFromAnotherMister ๐Ÿค: Guess who messaged me?

BrotherFromAnotherMother ๐Ÿ˜Ž: Who?

SisterFromAnotherMister ๐Ÿค: Bobby

BrotherFromAnotherMother ๐Ÿ˜Ž: THAT HOMOPHOBIC CHEATING MICROPENISED ARSE

SisterFromAnotherMister ๐Ÿค: Calm down Peter

SisterFromAnotherMister ๐Ÿค: I blocked him

BrotherFromAnotherMother ๐Ÿ˜Ž: I should hope so, he doesn't deserve to talk to you

SisterFromAnotherMister ๐Ÿค: your overprotectiveness may be annoying but sometimes, only sometimes, it's flattering

BrotherFromAnotherMother ๐Ÿ˜Ž: good good

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Chatting in real life

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *struts into the dining room without a care in the world, sporting a lot of hickey's on his neck* morning everyone

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: ello

Logan ๐Ÿ: *stares at Charles*

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: morning

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: *talking to Rogue* so that twat messaged you, hey Prof

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: yep. Morning Prof

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: oh my god

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: my eyessss

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: *smirks at Peter*

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *catches Wanda's eye and stifles a laugh*

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: *walks into the room* Jesus Christ Erikย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *smirks from behind his newspaper*

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: I didn't realise you were a vampire

Emma ๐Ÿ’Ž: *walks into the room* Dear lord Charles, you're the headmaster not the hickey master

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: He's definitely the headmaster *smirks widely*

David ๐Ÿง : People are trying to eat here

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: No need to sound so smug Erik

Logan ๐Ÿ: he's very pleased with himself, gotta say Chuck, that's an impressive amount of hickey's you have on your neck

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: next time you may want to choose a time when you don't have a new student joining

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *goes deathly pale*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: oops

David ๐Ÿง : you're not sorry at all, are you Papa

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: nope

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *glares at Erik then storms out the kitchen*

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: looks like Erik's sleeping on the couch tonight

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *snorts*

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: yep

Logan ๐Ÿ: Definitely

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: Enjoy your night on the couch ๐Ÿ˜

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *glares at everyone then stands up*

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: I wouldn't talk to Prof, he looked PISSEDDDD

Emma ๐Ÿ’Ž: wow, you said something sensible for once

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: I can do smart

Emma ๐Ÿ’Ž: I said sensible not smart sugar, they are two different things

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: I'll go take Dad some food *picks up a tray of food then walks on his tiptoes out of the room*

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: *smiles at Erik* Don't worry Papa he can never stay may at you for long

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *grimaces then walks out of the room*

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Betsy ๐Ÿ’œ and Ororo โ›ˆ๏ธ are chatting privately

Betsy ๐Ÿ’œ: Babe you missed the drama

Ororo โ›ˆ๏ธ: spilllll

Betsy ๐Ÿ’œ: so Charles walked in with a ton of hickey's on his neck

Ororo โ›ˆ๏ธ : damn they must have had fun

Betsy ๐Ÿ’œ: But, Charles is showing a new student around

Ororo โ›ˆ๏ธ: oh shitttt

Betsy ๐Ÿ’œ: Erik's so gonna be in the dog house

Ororo โ›ˆ๏ธ: Damn I wish I was there

Betsy ๐Ÿ’œ: love you X

Ororo โ›ˆ๏ธ: love you too x

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Chatting in real life

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *knocks on the door*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Fuck off Erik, I'm not talking to youย ย 

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: I'm a lot better than that jerk

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: don't call him a jerk, I love him

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: two very conflicting messages dad

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: come in Peter

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *opens the door then walks in* I brought you breakfastย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: thanks but I'm not hungryย 

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *sits on the bed next to Charles* can I touch you?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: of course

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *hugs Charles* I know you're not hungry but you need to eat, it'll be alright Dad, I'm here

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: thanks kiddo *slowly eats his breakfast*

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *smiles encouragingly* you're doing well Dad

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *forces himself to swallow the last mouthful of food*

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: well done *hugs Charles tightly*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *hugs Peter back* I love you kid

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: love you too Dad

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *knocks on the door* Charles

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: What do you want?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I just want to talk to you

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: well I'm not particularly in the mood to talk to you

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *tenses slightly*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Please Schatz

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *covers Peter's ears with his own noise-cancelling headphones*

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *squeezes Charles in thanks*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *gently runs Peter's arm*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: you can talk, but you're staying that side of the door

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *sighs* Schatz...

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Don't you Schatz me, I have to show a student around today, I was supposed to look my best, and now I look like a slut

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: this is my job Erik. This school, I've put my life into it. I don't want children not to come here just because their first impression of their headmaster was that he was covered in hickeys

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Charles please, I didn't know

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Erik please leave me alone for now

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: please forgive me

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *almost starts crying at the tone of Erik's voice* come in

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *opens the door and walks into the room* Peter's in here?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: yes, I didn't want you in here in case us arguing in front of him upset him

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: can I sit next to you?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: go on then

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *sits down next to Charles* I really didn't know

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *wipes the tear off Erik's cheek* I know, you couldn't have known because I forgot myself

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: What am I gonna do with you ay? *Nudges Charles with his shoulder*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: not give me hickeys before meeting a student

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: noted

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: can I...

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: oh come here you doofus *hugs Erik tightly*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *holds Charles close*

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *hugs both his dad's*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *pulls back and carefully takes the headphones off Peter's ears* it's alright Pete, it's all good

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *nods then hugs Charles and Erik* you're good, right?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: yes, I can't stay mad at jerk bucket over there

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: love you too

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: So how long has he got on the couch *smirks*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *mock thinks* well...

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *rolls his eyes*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: maybe half an hour

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *pouts*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *kisses Erik gently*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *stands up and walks over to his wardrobe*

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: what are you doing Papa? *fiddling with the button on Charles' cardigan*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *scans it for a moment before pulling out one of his turtlenecks and hands it to Charles* here

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: thanks darling

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: it's the least I could do

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