
Savage
Chatting in real life
Wanda ๐ฎ: Honestly Papa, I still can't believe you went blonde
Peter ๐: You went blonde???
Erik ๐งฒ: *turns to Charles* Why am I marrying you?
Charles ๐: *grins* Because you spent 10 years pining over me like a lovesick teenager
Wanda ๐ฎ: hahaha
Peterย ๐: *Flaps his hands excitedly* Dad, please please please tell me you haveย pictures
Charles ๐: *smirks* I have many
Erik ๐งฒ: ๐๐๐
Charles ๐: I have a whole box of stuff from when we were younger
Wanda ๐ฎ: Do you have any stories of Pietro?
Peter ๐: ๐๐๐
Charles ๐: I do, I have a box of stuff that belonged to Erik and I, and a box of stuff that belonged to Peter
Erik ๐งฒ: you do?
Charles ๐: It was a present for you when you got back from your business trip, I only just remembered that I had it
Erik ๐งฒ: *stops the car* Thank you Schatz
Charles ๐: you're welcomeย
Peter ๐: can we look at them?
Charles ๐: of courseย
Wanda ๐ฎ: *gets out the car*
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David ๐ง and Warren ๐ are chatting privately
Warren ๐: Your parents and siblings are home
David ๐ง : Thanks babe
Warren ๐: you're welcome!
David ๐ง : I'm gonna say hello to them then come and see you
Warren ๐: Yay
David ๐ง : Did you want to watch a film?
Warren ๐: I'd love to
David ๐ง : What did you want to watch?
Warren ๐: Disney film?
David ๐ง : sounds good
Warren ๐: Which one should we watch?
David ๐ง : Let's watch Up
Warren ๐: ok!
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Chatting in real life
David ๐ง : Hey Dad, Papa, Peter, Wanda
Peter ๐: hi
Erik ๐งฒ: hello
Wanda ๐ฎ: Hey David
Charles ๐: hello son
David ๐ง : Did your test go ok Peter?
Peter ๐: *nods* I got diagnosed
David ๐ง : That's great man, can I touch you?
Peter ๐: *nods*
David ๐ง : *hugs Peter*
Peter ๐: *hugs David back*
David ๐ง : *pulls away* Gotta go, Papa, you look stupid with blonde hair *runs up the stairs*
Erik ๐งฒ: *glares at Charles*
Wanda ๐ฎ: What room are we going to?
Charles ๐: *kisses Erik on the cheek* Come to mine and Erik's room
Peter ๐: *nods then walks up the stairs, staring down as he walks*
Wanda ๐ฎ: *skips up the stairs*
Charles ๐: *tugs Erik's hand* Come onย
Erik ๐งฒ: How'd he know?
Charles ๐: He's still learning to control his powers remember, his control isn't as good as mine
Erik ๐งฒ: makes sense
Charles ๐: *leads Erik up the stairs and into their room*
Wanda ๐ฎ: Where should we sit?
Peter ๐: *walks around the room, thinking*
Charles ๐: take your shoes off then you can sit on the bed
Wanda ๐ฎ: *looks at Charles nervously* are you sure?
Charles ๐: *smiles at Wanda* yes sunshine, I'm sure
Wanda ๐ฎ: *sits down cross-legged on the bed*
Erik ๐งฒ: Are you alright Peter?
Peter ๐: *nods then wiggles his fingers around before carefully sitting himself cross-legged on the bed*
Charles ๐: *goes to his wardrobe and gets out 2 shoe boxes*
Erik ๐งฒ: *sits down cross-legged on the bed then stretches against the pillows*
Charles ๐: *sits down next to Erik and rests his head on Erik's shoulder*
Wanda ๐ฎ: can I open the boxes?
Charles ๐: of course, which one do you want to start with
Wanda ๐ฎ: The one about Pietro
Peter ๐: oh no
Erik ๐งฒ: *wraps his arm around Charles then kisses the side of his head*
Peter ๐: What was I like as a child?
Charles ๐: you were incredibly savage
Erik ๐งฒ: that's right *laughs*
Wanda ๐ฎ: Can you remember what he said?
Erik ๐งฒ: he spent a lot of his childhood insulting me
Charles ๐: ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Erik ๐งฒ: *stares at Charles amusedly* Is that funny to you?
Charles ๐: yes
Peter ๐: What did I say?
Charles ๐: one day you came to me and said "my daddy doesn't have any friends to play with so he plays with himself"
Erik ๐งฒ: *holds in a laugh as his face reddens*
Wanda ๐ฎ: Probably does while thinking about you Dad
Peter ๐: *wheezes with laughter* I said that?
Erik ๐งฒ: *whispers in Charles' ear* They aren't wrong
Charles ๐: *blushes*
Wanda ๐ฎ: What else did Peter say?
Erik ๐งฒ: he came to me to tell me that Rouge liked him
Wanda ๐ฎ: WHATTTT???
Peter ๐: I was 6 Wan
Wanda ๐ฎ: ohhhh
Erik ๐งฒ: after asking if he liked her back his response was "she colours outside the lines, she needs to grow up"
Wanda ๐ฎ: Fair
Charles ๐: he saw me putting on makeup one time
Wanda ๐ฎ: when did you start wearing makeup?
Charles ๐: uni was wild so it was around thenย
Erik ๐งฒ: no I dared you to put it on
Charles ๐: ah darling, you thought I had never put it on before, how innocent you wereย
Erik ๐งฒ: So that's why you were strangely good at it
Charles ๐: yes, I spent my teenage years helping Raven and as I said, uni was wild
Erik ๐งฒ: Peter asked me why he was putting it on
Peter ๐: *nervously* Why were you putting it on?
Charles ๐: can I touch you?
Peter ๐: *nods*
Charles ๐: *gently rests his hand on Peter's knee* you don't need to be scared to ask us questions
Peter ๐: *smiles slightly*ย
Wanda ๐ฎ: *holds out her arm*
Peter ๐: *nods then rests his head on Wanda's lap*
Erik ๐งฒ: *smiles at his children*
Wanda ๐ฎ: *smiles and strokes Peter's hair*
Peter ๐: *fiddles with his fingers* So...why were you putting makeup on?
Erik ๐งฒ: he lost a bet
Charles ๐: Me wearing makeup was not an awful punishment, you going blonde was worse
Erik ๐งฒ:ย *rolls his eyes*ย
Wanda ๐ฎ: what was your response?
Erik ๐งฒ: "To make him look pretty"
Charles ๐: Peter then said "but Charles doesn't need makeup to look pretty, he's already pretty"
Erik ๐งฒ: true
Charles ๐: *holds Erik's hand, entwining their fingers together*
Peter ๐: awwwww
Erik ๐งฒ: The little shit I call my son then turned to me and said "Daddy, you should wear makeup"
Charles ๐: true
Wanda ๐ฎ: Do you need some Aloe Vera? Because you just got burned.
Erik ๐งฒ: I see how it is, that hurt Schatz *looks mock offended*
Charles ๐: *moves his hand to the back of Erik's head and brings him down into a kiss* Relax you idiot I'm joking you're incredibly handsome
Erik ๐งฒ: *brushes a strand of hair out of Charles' face*
Charles ๐: *smiles softly*
Peter ๐: couple goals
Wanda ๐ฎ: so trueย