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Erik โค๏ธ and Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ are chatting privately

Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ: How's it going?

Erik โค๏ธ: Pretty well, Peter's managed to stay calm and has been able to answer the questions

Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ: excellent, I'm glad he's getting on ok

Erik โค๏ธ: how's Wanda?

Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ: we're just eating ice creamย 

Erik โค๏ธ: Are you alright Schatz?

Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ: yeah, I'm alright

Erik โค๏ธ: good good

Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ: I also have a story to tell her ๐Ÿ˜

Erik โค๏ธ: What about...

Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ: When you went blonde

Erik โค๏ธ: please tell me you don't have any pictures

Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ: I have many

Erik โค๏ธ: oh fuck

Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ: honestly Darling, what were you doing?

Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ: [ย  ย ]

Charles ๐Ÿฅฐ: you're crouched down and look like you're about to walk like a duckย 

Erik โค๏ธ: ...

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Chatting in real life

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: I can't believe Papa died his hair blondeย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: It definitely didn't suit him

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Why'd he do it?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: he lost a bet

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: haha

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Did you enjoy your ice cream?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: yes thanks it was amazing

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: good good *stands up*

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: *stands up then games down at her chair* oh shit

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: What's wrong?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: *covers her face with her hands and starts crying*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *hugs Wanda tightly then glances down and noticed the red spot on the chair* don't worry sweetie, I'm here.

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: What do I do, I don't have anything on me

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: right here's what I'll do, I'll get you some... lady products from a store real quick then you can go to the bathroom to change and sort yourself out, sound good?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: ok *crying*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *kisses Wanda on the forehead* I will be back as soon as I can *rushes into a store*ย 

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Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ and Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ are chatting privately

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: What were they talking about?

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: what are lady products?

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: oh my god you're such an idiot

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: ?

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: Period products you idiot

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: oh

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

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Chatting in real life

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *rushes back to Wanda then hands her a bag*

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: thank you Dad

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: you're welcome sunshine, go sort yourself out then we'll go to another store to make up for this...unfortunate incidentย 

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: *hugs Charles tightly then walks to the bathroom*

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Chatting in real life

Dr Banner ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€โš•๏ธ: Mr Lehnsherr, I have come to the conclusion that your son is on the autism spectrum. The pros are he is remarkably good at remembering things, is good at languages and good at music however the cons are: poor time management, sensory overload, masking in public, needing to stim a lot to manage emotions, routine reliance and eating the same foods every day

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Thank you for diagnosing him Dr Banner

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *staring down at his hands* Thank you

Dr Banner ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€โš•๏ธ: Just doing my job after all

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Ready to go kid?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *nods*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Well done Peter, you handled that really well

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *hugs Erik*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Want to go to the music store?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *nods excitedly*

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Chatting in real life

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: *walks back over to Charles*ย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: hey sunshine

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: hi dad

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Ready to go? *Offers his arm out for her to take*

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: yeah *takes his arm* thank you Dad

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: you don't need to thank me. Where did you want to go next?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Can we go to the shop where you can get vinyls and cassettes

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *grins* ah my favourite shop

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: After the bookstore and where you get your cardigans

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *laughs* come on, let's go *leads Wanda to the store* what vinyls did you want?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: I want to see if they have the Taylor Swift, "Lover" album

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Your Papa's favourite

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: NO WAY

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: he tries to pretend he's not a Swiftie, but deep down he's the biggest Swiftie there is because I'm his words "she makes him feel things"

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: I am so gonna blackmail him with that

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *whispers in Wanda's ear* his favourite songs are Paper rings, lover and Love Story

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: *giggles* he really was in love with you

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *smiles fondly*

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: awwwwwww

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *blushes slightly*

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: What music do you like Dad?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: a little bit of this, a little bit of thatย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *leaning against a counter* he likes old music

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *excitedly running around the store*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Erik! *Beams at Erik*

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Hi Papa!

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Helloย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *walks over to Erik then kisses him on the lips*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *smiles into the kiss*

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: *takes a picture*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *Pulls away then moves to stand next to Erik*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *moves his arm around Charles' waist*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: How'd it go, did he get a diagnosis?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Yes, he was diagnosed with autism

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: That's good, now it means it will be easier for me to help him

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: the doctor we visited said that his special interest was music and languages

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: I am not surprised about that, he's a wonder on the pianoย 

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *flapping his hands excitedly* OH MY GOD THERE'S SO MANY RECORDS, CASSETTES AND CDS

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *nods his head at Peter* he looks like you

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *rolls his eyes*ย 

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: *holds up the record she wants* Dad, can I get this please?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: of course sunshine

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: yay thank you!

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I didn't know you liked Taylor Swift

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: she's amazing don't you think?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: she's...she's...she's a good singer

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: I'd say my favourite songs from this album are love story, lover and paper rings

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *smirks at Wanda*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *glances at Charles*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *looks around, avoiding eye contact with Erik and whistles*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: ...that's good to know

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Dad?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: yes sunshine?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: When we get back can we go to the music room and listen to the records we get today?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Of course, that sounds like a splendid idea

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *carrying as many records, cassettes and CDs he can possibly carry*

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Yay thank you!

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I hate you

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *winks at Erik* no you don'tย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: What else did you tell her?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *cackles menacingly* Just wait until I tell Peter

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I actually hate you so much

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: No you don't because you're my, my, my, my lover

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: You did not just use Taylor Swift to flirt with me

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Oh yes I did darlingย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *kisses Charles deeply* I hate you

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Sorry, didn't have you, all I heard was that you love me

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *kisses Charles*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: I love you too

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