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Chatting on 'First Class'

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: How about we play a game

Logan ๐Ÿ: why?

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: such as...

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: just as a bit of fun, we haven't been all together in some time

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: I'm in

Angel ๐Ÿฆ‹: No Sean, we are not going to be smoking weed

Darwin ๐Ÿชจ: as if he'd let us have any of his weed

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: true

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: What do you say Schatz?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: I don't see why not

Logan ๐Ÿ: fine, what about Uno?

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: sure

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: do you want to cause a fight?

Logan ๐Ÿ: yes

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: mood

Darwin ๐Ÿชจ: who has Uno cards?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: I do

Angel ๐Ÿฆ‹: Should we expect gold plated cards?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: no but you can expect a heavily doodled on box

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I think I doodled on that

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: I thought it was me

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: I definitely want to see this

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: same

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: I'll go get the cards

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: sounds good, meet in your study?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: yepย 

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Chatting in real life

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Hello everyone

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: hi

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: show us the doodles

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *blushes*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *looks at the box over Charles' shoulder* hey I did that *points at a heart with the letters E + C in the middle*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: That was you, I thought that was me?

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: what is it?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Hang on *turns the box over and points at a heart with the letters CX + EL in the middle* wait no that was me

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I thought that was me

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: what?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *stares at Erik then starts laughing hysterically*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *laughs loudly*

Darwin ๐Ÿชจ: Jesus what did you do?

Logan ๐Ÿ: *snatches the box from Charles' hands* So there seems to be a heart with their initials on in Chuck's handwriting *flips the box over* and there also seems to be a heart with their initials on in Mags' writingย 

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: idiots

Angel ๐Ÿฆ‹: my guess is they didn't realise the other wrote it

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: you would be correctย 

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: *turns to the blushing couple* Are you sure you weren't dating?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *looks at Charles*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *looks at Erik*

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: Are they actually questioning whether they were dating or not?

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: looks like it

Logan ๐Ÿ: oh my god ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: To be fair we did act like a couple

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: true

Darwin ๐Ÿชจ: Just admit it, you were a couple long before you were officially a coupleย 

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: true

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *gently kisses Erik's lips*

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: get a room

Logan ๐Ÿ: right who's ready to ruin some relationships

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *holds Charles tightly* always

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: lmfao

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: I do hope you weren't talking about our relationship darling

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *kisses Charles* no, never

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: let's get started before they start making out

Angel ๐Ÿฆ‹: good idea

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Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ and Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€ are chatting privately

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: what the fuck Wanda?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: I'm sorry what?

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: you told me to shut up, what the fuck?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: you were talking over my dad

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: plus your brother was horrible to me

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: leave Pietro out of this

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: but he's a twat

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: He is, but only I get to say that about my brother.

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: this is our relationship Jubes, it's got nothing to do with him

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: if you want to keep our relationship then maybe you should keep that spaz in check

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: My brother doesn't need me to 'keep him in check'ย 

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: and don't you fucking dare call him a spaz

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: then choose: me or him

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Jubes, I love you

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: I knew you'd choose right

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: But I love my brother more

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: you're a bitch Wanda Maximoff

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: it's Lehnsherr-Xavier

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: and if you keep talking to yourself, people are going to start thinking you're schizophrenic

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: how could you?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: it was quite easy

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: We're over

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: I never really liked you anyway

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: Green hair is more my style

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: my fucking sister?

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: yes

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: now I have to goย 

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: where are you going?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: wherever you aren't

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: ta ta twat

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€ blocked Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ

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Charles ๐Ÿ“š and Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ are chatting privately

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: phone to my office now

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: 5 more minutes?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: no

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: please dad

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: No

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: I will not repeat myself

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: fine

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Chatting in real life

Darwin ๐Ÿชจ: I need a fucking blue card *draws a blue card* yesss thank fuck for that

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *places down a +4 card*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *places down a +4 card*

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: *places down a +4 card*

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: *places down a +4 card*

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: *points at Charles* fuck off *points at Erik* fuck off *points at Hank* fuck off *points at Alex* fuck off. ALL OF YOU, FUCK OFF

Logan ๐Ÿ: *places a card down*

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: *changes the direction*

Logan ๐Ÿ: *places down a skip player card*

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: ARGHHHHHHHH I HATE YOU

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: *walks in the room* ummm...

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: *starts picking up thousands of cards* GIVE ME A FUCKING RED CARD

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Lorna put your phone on charge

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: yes dad *puts her phone on charge then leaves the room*

Angel ๐Ÿฆ‹: this is so funny

Darwin ๐Ÿชจ: agreedย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *kisses Charles on the side of the head* you handled it well Schatzย 

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: *picks up a red card then places it down*

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: HOW IS IT SO EASY FOR YOU???

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: *kisses Hank on the lips*

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: *knocks on the door* Dad, Papa

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: come in sweetieย 

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: *opens the door and walks in, crying quietly*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *stands up quickly and rushes over to Wanda* Was ist los, SรผรŸe?

(What's wrong, sweetie)

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: *cries*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *hugs Wanda tightly* come here, tell me and your dad what's wrong *leads Wanda over to the sofa then sits her on his lap*

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: *curls up in Erik's lap and cries into Charles shoulder*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: now this won't do at all *hugs Wanda tightly*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *strokes Wanda's hair gently*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: What happened sunshine?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Jubes dumped me

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: *hides his gasp*

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: damn what brilliant gossip

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *glares at Raven*

Angel ๐Ÿฆ‹: girl not the timeย 

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: damn

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: it'll be alright sweetie, we'll be here for you

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Don't worry sunshine

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: that's not the worst part

Logan ๐Ÿ: *sips his whiskey*

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: she told me she never loved me and that she liked Lorna more

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *inhales sharply* oh sunshine...

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *kisses Wanda on the top of her head*

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: I have an idea

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Alex...

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: no listen, it may make her feel better

Darwin ๐Ÿชจ: what are you planning man?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *holds Wanda close* do you want to listen to the idiot?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: go ahead Alex

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: Do you want to hear some stories about your dad

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: what sort of stories...

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: him insulting our cooking

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: dear lord those insults are hilarious

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: you know what *looks at Alex* that doesn't sound too bad

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Wanda, do you want me to get you some ice cream?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Really!?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: of course

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: I'd like that

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: let operation cheer Wanda up behind

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: agreedย 

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: hear hear

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