Situation
Chatting on 'X-Men'
Professor ✖️: we have a situation
Magneto 🧲: is it serious?
Professor ✖️: yes
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: yeah we ran out of Nutella
Quicksilver 💨: that's a tragedy
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: what sort of situation, X-Men or school?
Professor ✖️: X-Men
BeastieBoy 🐾: shit, I'll get the jet ready
Professor ✖️: 👍🏻
Logan 🍁: who's going?
Remy ♣️: what's going on?
Psylocke 💜: what's the mission Prof?
Remy'sGirl ♥️ changed her name to Don'tTouch 🚫
Don'tTouch 🚫: Shall I get the suits out?
Cyclops 👓: not the yellow spandex 🙄
Nightcrawler 🌃: who needs help?
Professor ✖️: Two mutant girls are in trouble, one is injured
BeastieBoy 🐾: send me the co-ordinates
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: any more details?
Remy ♣️: what's going on?
Psylocke 💜: one of the things that makes this school special is that we, the X-Men, go out and save mutants who are in trouble and give them a place to stay
Remy ♣️ changed his name to Gambit ♣️
Gambit ♣️: do I have a job?
Don'tTouch 🚫: who's going on the mission Professor?
Professor ✖️: me, Hank, Logan, and Erik
Quicksilver 💨: why can't I come?
Magneto 🧲: you are 16, I refuse to endanger my son
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: what about me?
Professor ✖️: I need you to run the school
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: I could run the school
Psylocke 💜: you'd get us all killed
Storm ⛈️: exactly
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: Alright, message me if you need any back up
Professor ✖️: will do
Quicksilver 💨: please can I come 🥺
Magneto 🧲: Absolutely not
Logan 🍁: wow Erik being strict...
Magneto 🧲: Verpiss dich Logan, he's mein Sohn and this is a potentially dangerous mission. I am not Ficken risking his life.
Nightcrawler 🌃: That was really sweet
Magneto 🧲: Scheiße I forgot you know German
Nightmare 🌃: Ja, it shows you care so much about Peter
Cyclops 👓: no, I didn't understand the German
Quicksilver 💨: Alright, I'll stay
Magneto 🧲: thank you
Quicksilver 💨: just be safe
Magneto 🧲: I'm always safe
Professor ✖️: ...
Magneto 🧲: shush
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: anyway, you should probably go
BeastieBoy 🐾: yes we don't want the girls getting injured even more
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: good luck, stay safe
BeastieBoy 🐾: I'm the chauffeur don't worry about me
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: still, fly safe
Quicksilver 💨: Mom you had better keep Dad and yourself safe
Professor ✖️: I will don't worry
Magneto 🧲: am I not trusted to keep myself safe?
Psylocke 💜: no
Storm ⛈️: you're a reckless twat
Professor ✖️: while I dislike the language used...you are right
Magneto 🧲: thanks a lot handsome
Professor ✖️: you're welcome darling
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: stop flirting and go
Don'tTouch 🚫: good luck
Cyclops 👓: stay safe Loge
Logan 🍁: I will don't worry
Nightcrawler 🌃: good luck
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Chatting in real life
BeastieBoy 🐾: I can hear them, be careful
Charles 📚: Erik, can you distract the person while I get the girls into the jet safely?
Unknown: you stupid girls will be punished
Wanda 🔮: *gets knocked unconscious*
Lorna 🧩: leave her alone
Unknown: Pathetic, caring for others
Lorna 🧩: leave my sister alone *tries to use her powers*
Unknown: ah ah ah, good mutants are not supposed to use their powers
Magneto 🧲: I think you'll find that it'll be in your best interests to step away from those girls
Unknown: and what's it to you...Magneto *sneers*
Charles 📚: *helps get the girls into the jet while the mystery person is distracted*
Magneto 🧲: Nun, du kannst meinen Schwanz lutschen, wenn dir meine Scheiße nicht gefällt
Unknown: what does that mean?
Logan 🍁: Well you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit *punches the mystery person in the head*
Unknown: *gets knocked out*
Magneto 🧲: what should we do with him?
Charles 📚: we'll drop him off at the FBI station, Special Agent Nadeem, owes me a favour
BeastieBoy 🐾: how will they know what he did
Charles 📚: I have my connections and a very good lawyer
Logan 🍁: that sounds ominous
Magneto 🧲: no it sounds useful
Charles 📚: get back in the jet then
Logan 🍁: mom mode activated
BeastieBoy 🐾: yep
Charles 📚: I'm going to check on the girls
Magneto 🧲: I'll help, but first I have to know, Logan how did you know what I said?
Logan 🍁: you really think I wouldn't learn how to insult people in every single language
BeastieBoy 🐾: fair point
Magneto 🧲: right, you wanted to know when I insulted you in German
Logan 🍁: technicalities
Charles 📚: are you alright miss?
Lorna 🧩: Who are you? What do you want with us? We didn't do anything wrong.
Charles 📚: my name is Professor Charles Xavier, I am headmaster at Xavier's school for gifted youngsters. I was alerted by my telepathy that there were two young mutant girls in danger. I am here to take you both to my school to keep you safe
Lorna 🧩: you won't hurt us?
Charles 📚: never
Magneto 🧲: at Charles' school, you will learn how to fully control and utilise your mutation as well as be able to interact with other mutants your age
Charles 📚: Erik it's not my school, it's our school
BeastieBoy 🐾: stop flirting you two we are in a mission
Charles 📚: 🙄🙄🙄
Magneto 🧲: Can you tell us about you and the other young lady
Lorna 🧩: well my name is Lorna Dane, I'm 16 and I have no idea who my dad is and my mum abandoned me when I was younger. My mutation is magnetic field mutation
Magneto 🧲: *gasps*
Lorna 🧩: what?
Magneto 🧲: *uses his mutation to float a chess piece around his fingers*
Lorna 🧩: wait...you can manipulate magnetic fields
Magneto 🧲: May I ask what you mother was called
Lorna 🧩: Magda
Magneto 🧲: holy shit *faints*
Charles 📚: *swiftly catches Erik*
Logan 🍁: drama queen
BeastieBoy 🐾: agreed
Lorna 🧩: is he ok?
Charles 📚: he's shocked *runs his hand through Erik's hair*
Lorna 🧩: are you...
Charles 📚: he's my fiancé
Lorna 🧩: congratulations
Charles 📚: thank you
Wanda 🔮: *regains consciousness* what's going on where am I?
Lorna 🧩: Professor Xavier, this is my twin sister Wanda Maximoff. Her mutation is reality warping, telekinesis, telepathy and a few other quirky things
Wanda 🔮: Quirky things, I'm touched
Magneto 🧲: *regains consciousness*
Charles 📚: welcome back to the land of the living darling. It's a pleasure to meet you Miss Maximoff
Wanda 🔮: who are you?
Lorna 🧩: he's the headmaster at a school for mutants
Wanda 🔮: what do you want with us?
Charles 📚: I wish to offer you both a home
Magneto 🧲: Maximoff...
Wanda 🔮: yes, why
Magneto 🧲: as in Magda Maximoff...
Lorna 🧩: that's our mum, why?
Logan 🍁: ooo family drama
BeastieBoy 🐾: if only we had popcorn
Magneto 🧲: Are you twins?
Wanda 🔮: we're triplets actually but our mother took our brother and left us
Lorna 🧩: his name is Peter, we wish we could get to know him
Charles 📚: Erik...
Magneto 🧲: I know
Wanda 🔮: what do you know?
Lorna 🧩: you're a telepath, couldn't you just read his mind
Magneto 🧲: only Charles is allowed in my mind
BeastieBoy 🐾: scared about what she'd see Erik?
Magneto 🧲: yes actually
Charles 📚: *laughs then kisses Erik on the cheek*
Wanda 🔮: I won't read your mind
Magneto 🧲: You say your brother is called Peter Maximoff, well that's my son