Fertile bastard
Chatting in real life
Lorna 🧩: Peter Maximoff is your son...
Wanda 🔮: Does that make you...
Magneto 🧲: yes
Wolverine 🍁: You fertile bastard
BeastieBoy 🐾: 🤣🤣🤣
Professor ✖️: Logan leave them alone
Wolverine 🍁: you're just mad that they aren't yours AND Erik's children
BeastieBoy 🐾: Leave it Logan
Lorna 🧩: so how come you never came to look for us?
Magneto 🧲: I never knew that you existed, I only found out that Peter existed 10 years ago
Wanda 🔮: does Peter not remember us?
Magneto 🧲: he thought you were dead
Lorna 🧩: so wait, our mom never told you that we were born?
Magneto 🧲: no, if I knew I would have come looking for you right away *looks down ashamed*
Professor ✖️: *whispers* it's alright darling, it's not your fault
Wanda 🔮: But you know now
Magneto 🧲: yes, and I plan on being the best dad to you that I can to make up for all those lost years. If you'll let me of course
Lorna 🧩: I'd like that
Wanda 🔮: so would I
Professor ✖️: *nudges Erik forward*
Magneto 🧲: can I...can I give you both a hug?
Lorna 🧩: sure...dad
Wanda 🔮: yeah *throws herself into Erik's arms*
Magneto 🧲: *hugs her tightly then beckons Lorna to join the hug*
Lorna 🧩: *Hugs Erik*
Professor ✖️: *smiles fondly at the sight of his fiancé hugging his daughters* Logan don't you dare say anything
Wolverine 🍁: ...
Magneto 🧲: *breaks apart from the hug then walks over to Charles*
Professor ✖️: *murmurs* Are you alright my dear?
Magneto 🧲: *pulls Charles into a hug* Thank you for being here
Professor ✖️: *hugs him tightly* I'll always be here
BeastieBoy 🐾: Girls don't worry, this is normal for them, they ignore everyone and go off into their own little world
Lorna 🧩: it's cute
Wanda 🔮: are they dating?
Logan 🍁: they're engaged
Wanda 🔮: awwwww
BeastieBoy 🐾: you haven't had to deal with them for 10 years
Lorna 🧩: they've been dating that long?
Logan 🍁: no that's how long they have been pining over each other, they got together a little while ago
Wanda 🔮: together for a few months and already engaged?
BeastieBoy 🐾: none of us have ever asked but to be fair, they both really love each other and we can all see that. They belong together, they we're practically a couple for all those years we've known them, we knew that, it just took them 10 years to actually admit it
Logan 🍁: I mean once we caught them dancing together quite intimately however they claimed to just be friends
Wanda 🔮: awwwwwww
Lorna 🧩: fair enough
Professor ✖️: *kisses Erik gently*
Magneto 🧲: *pulls away and turns to face the girls, grabbing Charles' hand*
Wanda 🔮: So wait does that mean that Charles is our stepdad/second dad?
Logan 🍁: more like your mother
BeastieBoy 🐾: *snickers*
Lorna 🧩: why is he our mom?
Professor ✖️: A joke started 10 years ago when some of the first students jokingly called me mom
Logan 🍁: it's because he wears cardigans and loves to gossip
Professor ✖️: 🙄
Magneto 🧲: no it's because he is very caring and is always there to help the students
BeastieBoy 🐾: suck up
Logan 🍁: Hank you've screwed up
Magneto 🧲: of course I'm a suck up, he gives me a great handjob
Lorna 🧩: I am going to pretend I didn't hear that
Wanda 🔮: ...me too
Professor ✖️: I'm sorry you had to hear that girls
Lorna 🧩: it's alright
Logan 🍁: I need bleach
BeastieBoy 🐾: argh I need to vomit
Magneto 🧲: you deserved it
Professor ✖️: Anyway, Peter calls me mom or Charles
Magneto 🧲: and he's referred to us as his dad's
Wanda 🔮: so if I called you mom, you wouldn't get mad?
Professor ✖️: of course not my dear
Lorna 🧩: he really is like a mom, but a nice one
Logan 🍁: that he is
BeastieBoy 🐾: the cardigans show how much he acts older than he is
Logan 🍁: no the cardigans show he's gay as fuck
Professor ✖️: ...
Magneto 🧲: and the fact that he literally snogged me in front of you all does not show that he's gay?
BeastieBoy 🐾: fair point
Wanda 🔮: haha
Lorna 🧩: so do you want to be a parent figure to us?
Professor ✖️: if you would like me to, I'd love to be a parental figure. Not just because I'm engaged to your father but also because I have rapidly begun to care a lot about you both
Lorna 🧩: I'd like that mom *hugs Charles*
Wanda 🔮: me too *hugs Charles*
Professor ✖️: *smiles then hugs the girls back*