Documentary
Chatting in real life
Charles 📚: *walks into the kitchen in Erik's shirt*
Erik 🧲: *cutting fruit*
Charles 📚: morning handsome
Erik 🧲: *levitates the knife so it pins Charles to the wall by his shirt*
Hank 🔬: *walks into the room*
Erik 🧲: I see breakfast has been served
Hank 🔬: Kinky
Erik 🧲: *forces Hank out of the kitchen*
Hank 🔬: trust me I don't want to be watching the pair of you
Charles 📚: let me go perv
Erik 🧲: you love it really
Charles 📚: *glares at Erik*
Erik 🧲: *smirks then kisses Charles on the lips*
Charles 📚: I'll get you back
Erik 🧲: *laughs then kisses Charles again*
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*The next day*
Chatting in real life
Charles 📚: *Recording Erik*
Charles 📚: *in a David Attenborough voice* and here we see the beautiful sight of Erik Lehnsherr, my Magneto, fast asleep looking extremely adorable
Erik 🧲: *opens an eye slightly* what are you doing
Charles 📚: This documentary on a particular metal bending mutant is revenge
Erik 🧲: go back to sleep Charles it's a Saturday
Charles 📚: now this is a most unusual occurrence because the native Erik Lehnsherr is normally up at 5am while his mate prefers to sleep in
Erik 🧲: I hate you
Charles 📚: no you don't *turns the camera off and hugs Erik tightly*
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Chatting on 'The Bisexuals and Charles 🏳️🌈'
BestSonEver 🤩: Dad, have you seen my training kit?
Dadneto 🧲: surely it would be in your wardrobe
BestSonEver 🤩: oh yeah
Dadneto 🧲: 🙄
Logan 🍁: idiot
Mom 🧪: Here we see the adorable sight of Erik Lehnsherr looking after his son and being a good and doting father
Dadneto 🧲: Really Charles?
BestSonEver 🤩: What's with the David Attenborough impression?
Dadneto 🧲: he's being an arse
Logan 🍁: he's just being himself, he already dresses and acts like an old man so perhaps he's just completing the look with an impression
Mom 🧪: In case you didn't know, Erik Lehnsherr gets irritated easily however he can never stay mad for long at Charles Xavier
Logan 🍁: we did know that
BestSonEver 🤩: Are you making a documentary?
Mom 🧪: yes, it's called "how to care for your Magneto"
Dadneto 🧲: fascinating
Logan 🍁: why...
Mom 🧪: he was a perv
BestSonEver 🤩: erm...
Dadneto 🧲: 🙄🙄🙄
Logan 🍁: Charles you're the headmaster, you can't go around calling people pervs
Mom 🧪: I can if it's my fiancé
Logan 🍁: not really...
Mom 🧪: and if it was me he was perving on?
Dadneto 🧲: I was not perving on you
Logan 🍁: he's your fiancé so if it was you he was perving on that's fine as he's the only one allowed to
BestSonEver 🤩: fair point
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Chatting in real life
Erik 🧲: *in the gym, lifting weights*
Charles 📚: *on the other side of the glass door* from here we can see the rare sight of Erik Lehnsherr using weights in his enclosure to keep himself looking incredibly sexy *stares at Erik*
Erik 🧲: *looks up and notices Charles*
Charles 📚: as we can see, the Magneto has certainly been putting the weights to good use
Erik 🧲: *walked over to the door, opens it then leans against the door frame*
Charles 📚: Erik Lehnsherr has a certainly unique way of sneaking up on the best of telepaths
Erik 🧲: *rolls his eyes* egotistical prat
Charles 📚: we can see that Magneto is using his terrifying glare on his fiancé in an attempt to scare him
Erik 🧲: *tries not to smile but fails*
Charles 📚: ah the rare sight of Erik Lehnsherr's smile. What a beautiful sight to see, it certainly is gorgeous
Erik 🧲: you're an idiot Liebling
Charles 📚: shall we get some food?
Erik 🧲: yes, I'm starving
Charles 📚: now remember, when looking after your Magneto, remember that it's best to distract him with food to stop him from getting annoyed and whatever you do, DO NOT let him take over the world
Erik 🧲: *chases Charles out of the gym and through the corridors*
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Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'
Blueberry 🫐: I have just seen Erik chasing the professor around the school
LightningMcQueen ⚡: I thought there was a rule of no running in the corridors
Remy'sGirl ♥️: Hypocrite
Hank 🦠: I was under the impression that that rule was mainly in place because of Peter
Psylocke 💜: so can I run in the corridor?
Logan 🍁: no
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: Logan saying no, that's a shock...
LazerKid 🔴: he probably wants to keep his job so he can get all the drama and stir shit
Remy ♣️: Scott you're the one who stirs shit
MrSexy 😎: I know why my dad is chasing Charles
Blueberry 🫐: why?
MrSexy 😎: Charles has been making a "documentary" on my dad because he was being a "perv"
Psylocke 💜: how was he being a perv...
Blueberry 🫐: he was joking when calling him a perv, right?
MrSexy 😎: yes
Hank 🦠: he pinned Charles up against the wall with a knife using his mutation and said "breakfast is served"
Logan 🍁: why am I not surprised
MrSexy 😎: I need to throw up
LazerKid 🔴: me too
Blueberry 🫐: be nice
Psylocke 💜: Scott, be nice...yeah right
Remy'sGirl ♥️: lmaooo
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: kinky
Hank 🦠: that's what I said
Remy ♣️: is it just me who's glad that everyone on this group chat is taken
LightningMcQueen ⚡: at least it saves someone from being an...
Psylocke 💜: 11th wheel
LightningMcQueen ⚡: thanks babe
Blueberry 🫐: haha good point
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Chatting in real life
Charles 📚: *sat on the sofa*
Erik 🧲: *lays down on the sofa and rests his head in Charles' lap* I ache all over
Charles 📚: *starts recording* as you can see after a long day if training, even Erik Lehnsherr can get tired
Erik 🧲: I hate you
Charles 📚: in times like this, there is only one way to care for your Magneto...
Erik 🧲: when will you stop the whole documentary thing?
Charles 📚: it's revenge, it stops when I decide that I feel pity on you
Erik 🧲: Pleaseeeee
Charles 📚: *strokes Erik's hair gently*
Erik 🧲: *sits up before snuggling into Charles' chest, his head resting on Charles' shoulder*
Charles 📚: *wraps his arm around Erik, pulling him close*
Erik 🧲: love you Liebling
Charles 📚: I love you too darling
Erik 🧲: *falls asleep*
Charles 📚: *records one final clip* I told you it would work, my Erik Lehnsherr is now fast asleep and I couldn't be happier that he is so relaxed around me.
Charles 📚: *yawns*
Charles 📚: the easiest way to distract a Magneto is to be affectionate towards him
Charles 📚: *winks at the camera before turning it off*
Charles 📚: *rests his head on Erik's*
Erik 🧲: *pulls him closer and mutters in his sleep* Ich liebe dich so sehr, Liebling
Charles 📚: *smiles softly before falling asleep*