X-Men chatfic

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Karma

Bobby 🧊 and Kitty 😻 are chatting privately.

Kitty 😻: Hey babe how are you?

Bobby 🧊: we're done

Kitty 😻: What?

Bobby 🧊: you are single, I don't want to see you again

Kitty 😻: Why?

Bobby 🧊: Because I'm bored

Kitty 😻: You told me you loved me? 

Bobby 🧊: you actually believed that?

Kitty 😻: yes I did

Bobby 🧊: you're a pussy, you should have know that we were never serious

Kitty 😻: what about all those times you said you only wanted to spend your life with me

Bobby 🧊: I lied

Kitty 😻: Fuck you

Bobby 🧊: no thanks, you've reached your expiry date

Kitty 😻: I hate you so fucking much

Bobby 🧊: good for you

Kitty 😻 has blocked this user

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Kitty 😻 and Remy'sGirl β™₯️ are chatting privately.

Kitty 😻: Rogue can we talk?

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: what do you want, bitch?

Kitty 😻: I'm sorry

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: I don't need your apologies

Kitty 😻: Bobby dumped me

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: ha can't relateΒ 

Kitty 😻: I'm sorry Rogue

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: you were my best friend and he cheated on me with you. You don't deserve my forgiveness

Kitty 😻: I was just dumped for fucks sake

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: Karma's a bitchΒ 

Kitty 😻 blocked this user

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Remy ♣️ and Remy'sGirl β™₯️ are chatting privately.

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: lmao Kitty just tried to apologise because Bobby dumped her

Remy ♣️: ha what a bitchΒ 

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: I told her that it was karma

Remy ♣️: It most certainly isΒ 

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Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: Bobby dumped Kitty

MrSexy 😎: serves her right

Logan 🍁: Karma

Blueberry 🫐: she deserved it

Psylocke πŸ’œ: did she come crawling back to beg for your forgiveness?

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: yep

LightningMcQueen ⚑: how predictable

LazerKid πŸ”΄: agreed

Hank 🦠: So who's gonna tell Charles?

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: lmao

Remy ♣️: why are you telling Charles?

Logan 🍁: he may be the headmaster but he just as interested in the gossip as we are

LazerKid πŸ”΄: I think you mean he's a nosy bastard

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: that also works

MrSexy 😎: I'll do it

Blueberry 🫐: he'll be most excited

Psylocke πŸ’œ: indeed

Hank 🦠: this is why Charles is the mom

LightningMcQueen ⚑: yup

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: he always wants the gossip

Remy ♣️: 🀣🀣🀣

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Peter πŸ’¨ and ProfessorCardigan 🧬 are chatting privately.

Peter πŸ’¨: oh mother dearest

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

Peter πŸ’¨: I have gossip

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: SPILLLLLLL

Peter πŸ’¨: wow so professional

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: shush

Peter πŸ’¨: how can I tell you gossip if I can't talk

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: You know sometimes it's really annoying that you're Erik's son

Peter πŸ’¨: I'm your son just as much as I am Erik's given that you are engaged to my dad

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: ...fuck

Peter πŸ’¨: LaNgUaGe ChArLeS

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: spill the tea

Peter πŸ’¨: Bobby dumped KittyΒ 

Peter πŸ’¨: Kitty then tried to beg Rogue for her forgiveness

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Rogue said no right?

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Will there be a fight?

Peter πŸ’¨: Professor 🧐🧐🧐

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I mean that is most interesting however if there is a fight I shall have to stop it 

Peter πŸ’¨: lmaoooo

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: What did Rogue say?

Peter πŸ’¨: she said no and told her that it was Karma

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: ooooo

Peter πŸ’¨: you are the headmaster...

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I'm also a parent...

Peter πŸ’¨: fair pointΒ 

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: well thank you this was most interesting

Peter πŸ’¨: you're welcome mom

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: πŸ˜‘

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Dadneto 🧲 and BestSonEver 🀩 are chatting privately.

BestSonEver 🀩: Charles swore

Dadneto 🧲: what did you do?

BestSonEver 🀩: why do you assume that it was me who did something...

Dadneto 🧲: because the only other time Charles swears is when I'm fucking him

BestSonEver 🀩: MY EYESSSS

BestSonEver 🀩: DADDDDD

BestSonEver 🀩: Fuck I need bleach

Dadneto 🧲: why did Charles swear?

BestSonEver 🀩: well I called him mother dearest

Dadneto 🧲: bet he loved that

BestSonEver 🀩: then I told him I had gossip

BestSonEver 🀩: His response was "SPILLLLLLL"

Dadneto 🧲: of course it was πŸ™„

BestSonEver 🀩: I said "wow so professional"

Dadneto 🧲: lmao

BestSonEver 🀩: he told me to shush so I said "how can I tell you gossip if I can't talk"

Dadneto 🧲: you really are my son

BestSonEver 🀩: 🀣🀣🀣

BestSonEver 🀩: Charles said that sometimes it was really annoying that I'm your son

Dadneto 🧲: it's not annoying, it's amazing. There is someone who is just as witty as me to insult Charles

BestSonEver 🀩: what a kind Fiancé you are

Dadneto 🧲: ikr

BestSonEver 🀩: I told him "I'm your son just as much as I am Erik's given that you are engaged to my dad"

Dadneto 🧲: I'm glad you think of him that way

Dadneto 🧲: what did Charles say to that

BestSonEver 🀩: ...fuck

Dadneto 🧲: lmaooooo

BestSonEver 🀩: it was very amusing

Dadneto 🧲: I take it Charles enjoyed the gossip

BestSonEver 🀩: he certainly did

Dadneto 🧲: 🀣

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