Lactate
Raven 💙 and Hank 🔬 are chatting privately
Raven 💙: wanna prank the X-Men?
Hank 🔬: hell yeah
Raven 💙: so what I have in mind will make them really awkward
Hank 🔬: awesome, what's your idea?
Raven 💙: come to my room, I'll tell you them
Hank 🔬: alright
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Chatting on 'X-Men'
BeastieBoy 🐾: Guys I need to talk to you about something
Professor ✖️: What is it Hank?
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: what's up babe?
BeastieBoy 🐾: Charles, Erik I need your advice. You see this is really embarrassing
Magneto 🧲: what do you want Hank?
BeastieBoy 🐾: Have you ever...have you ever...
Quicksilver 💨: Spit it out
Logan 🍁: spill the Beans
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: what's up Hank?
BeastieBoy 🐾: Have either of you ever lactated from your nipples?
Professor ✖️: That sounds pretty serious Hank, do you have a hormone imbalance?
Psylocke 💜: ...
Magneto 🧲: I don't see how this is relevant to the X-Men
Cyclops 👓: Alex are you concerned for your boyfriend?
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: very
Nightcrawler 🌃: erm
Storm ⛈️: oh my days 🤣🤣🤣
Professor ✖️: your problem sounds serious Hank, you should check it out, it could possibly be a side affect of your mutation
Remy'sGirl ♥️: unless there's another reason...
Remy ♣️: 😏😏😏
Quicksilver 💨: Hank you've been moody lately and you've been eating a lot. If you add that together to the lactating nipples...I'VE GOT IT. You're pregnant
BeastieBoy 🐾: What...no...I'm not
Magneto 🧲: Hank, Alex did you forget to use protection
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: ...
Logan 🍁: Ha Erik's gone into dad mode
Professor ✖️: Congratulations to the pair of you
Psylocke 💜: this is what I call, hilarious
Storm ⛈️: agreed
Nightcrawler 🌃: congratulations!!!
Cyclops 👓: Great...a reminder of my brother's sex life
BeastieBoy 🐾: RAVEN I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: I can't believe you fell for it
Logan 🍁: did you prank him?
Remy ♣️: sounds like it
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: so you're not pregnant...
BeastieBoy 🐾: no
Magneto 🧲: that's a relief, I thought for a moment you needed lessons on safe sex
Cyclops 👓: perhaps he still needs them just to make sure
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: what a good idea
Psylocke 💜: oh my days 🤣
Quicksilver 💨: I don't like where this is going...
Remy'sGirl ♥️: me neither
Logan 🍁: Charles you say that Hank needs lessons on safe sex but you're the only one who has a son
Professor ✖️: Charles? Peter may be my son however he is not biologically mine
Quicksilver 💨: Awww you think of me as a son
Professor ✖️: of course I do
Quicksilver 💨: 🥰🥰🥰
Nightcrawler 🌃: I think you mean Erik
Cyclops 👓: yeah he did
Logan 🍁: they come as a package deal, Erik says something which means Charles is directly involved
Remy ♣️: fair point
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: Logan has a point, those two come together and you aren't gonna separate them
Magneto 🧲: ...
Professor ✖️: ...
Quicksilver 💨: Cherik will always be together and not apart
Psylocke 💜: Cherik forever ♾️
Storm ⛈️: Power couple
Cyclops 👓: Who came up with the ship name?
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: I can't actually remember, can you Hank?
BeastieBoy 🐾: no I can't actually
Nightcrawler 🌃: I think it was Logan and Peter
Remy'sGirl ♥️: no surprises there
Logan 🍁: lmao
Quicksilver 💨: yeah it was us
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: Peter, I thought you had no idea that Charles liked your dad until the group told you
Quicksilver 💨: nahh I knew for ages
Magneto 🧲: you did?
Quicksilver 💨: I just pretended not to know that you both liked each other to respect your privacy
Professor ✖️: Thank you Peter
Magneto 🧲: that was kind of you son
Psylocke 💜: He's only kind because Charles is his mom
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: good point
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: you know he's Erik's son when someone hurts Kurt
BeastieBoy 🐾: Yep, Erik's the same whenever someone hurts Charles
Storm ⛈️: they are both soooo overprotective
Remy'sGirl ♥️: Tell me about it
Quicksilver 💨: No one touches my Kurt and gets away with it
Magneto 🧲: and anyone who touches my Charles will be dead in 3 seconds
Remy ♣️: 3 seconds?
Logan 🍁: and that's him being nice
Psylocke 💜: But when he's angry...
Cyclops 👓: he's a mixture of the two. He stays cool and collected like Charles but his wit and insults are all Erik
Quicksilver 💨: it's kind of weird you talking about me even though I'm right here
BeastieBoy 🐾: lol
Magneto 🧲: we raised a good kid, didn't we Charles
Professor ✖️: we most certainly did
Quicksilver 💨: 🥰🥰🥰