X-Men chatfic

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Chatting in real life.

*Kurt, Peter, Remy and Rouge are sneaking back in at 2am after going to the town on a double date*

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: Best double date ever, the film was so good and the food was delicious

Kurt πŸŒƒ: be careful, we don't want to get caught sneaking back in

Remy ♣️: true it's 2am

Peter 😎: *whispering* Guys be quiet

Remy ♣️: we are

Kurt πŸŒƒ: careful we don't want anyone to wake up

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: they are all deep sleepers, we should be fine

Peter 😎: true my dads probably went to bed early to fuck each other so we should be good 

Erik 🧲: *turns the light on*

Charles πŸ“š: *swivels around in his chair*

Peter 😎: crap

Charles πŸ“š: good morning, what time do you call this?

Kurt πŸŒƒ: Sorry Professor Xavier *grabs Peter's hand tightly*

Erik 🧲: why are you so late?

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: well we're talking to LoganΒ 

Logan 🍁: *steps out of the shadows into the dim light* oh really?

Remy ♣️: shit

Charles πŸ“š: get to bed now, we'll discuss this in the morning *glares sternly at the students*

Peter 😎: night dad, night mom

Kurt πŸŒƒ: Goodnight Professor, sorry professor

Remy ♣️: nightΒ 

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: goodnight Professor, Mr Lehnsherr

Logan 🍁: Make sure you are returning to YOUR OWN ROOMS

Peter 😎: Verdammt

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: fuck you Logan

*Peter, Kurt, Remy and Rouge walk out*

Charles πŸ“š: Did I look dramatic?

Erik 🧲: yes Schatz you did

Logan 🍁: I'm leaving you two lovebirds

Charles πŸ“š: thank you that is most considerate of you

Logan 🍁: *rolls his eyes and walks out*

Erik 🧲: Shall we go gets some rest Charles?

Charles πŸ“š: *yawns* probably best

Erik 🧲: *pulls Charles out of his chair and wraps his arm around his waist*

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Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'

MrSexy 😎: so me, Kurt, Rogue and Remy are screwed

Hank 🦠: what did you do?

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: oh God

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: Oh yeah, thanks a lot for getting us out of trouble Logan

Logan 🍁: I couldn't have even if I tried, I was talking to Charles and Erik for at least half an hour before you got back

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

Psylocke πŸ’œ: what did you do?

Blueberry 🫐: well we went into town for a double date. Charles said we could go so long as we were back at a reasonable time.

LightningMcQueen ⚑: what time did you get back...

Remy ♣️: 2am

Hank 🦠: I wondered what the noise was

LazerKid πŸ”΄: what were you doing awake at 2am Hank...

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: he was working on some sort of project

Psylocke πŸ’œ: nothing unusual there then

MrSexy 😎: mom and dad are gonna kill me

Logan 🍁: sucks to be you

MrSexy 😎: I hate you

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: how did you even get caught?

Blueberry 🫐: they were waiting for us...

Remy ♣️: they stayed in the dark so we thought that we got away with sneaking back in

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: Charles was being dramatic so he swivelled around in his chair to glare at us after Erik turned on the light

Logan 🍁: fucking drama queen

Hank 🦠: Charles always had a dramatic flair

LightningMcQueen ⚑: agreed

Psylocke πŸ’œ: it's hilarious

Logan 🍁: true

LazerKid πŸ”΄: Peter, Remy, Kurt, Rogue, Charles wants you

MrSexy 😎: fuck

Blueberry 🫐: crap

Remy ♣️: bollocks

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: shit

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: good luck

Hank 🦠: hope you don't die

Psylocke πŸ’œ: see you suckers in hell

LightningMcQueen ⚑: except for you Kurt, you're a good boy

Logan 🍁: I shall escort you

MrSexy 😎: you want to see us all get shouted at don't you brother

Logan 🍁: ...

MrSexy 😎: fuck you 

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Chatting in real life.Β 

Charles πŸ“š: so, care to explain why you got back so late

Remy ♣️: the movie finished later than we thought it would

Erik 🧲: what time did it finish?

Kurt πŸŒƒ: it finished around 10:30pm

Charles πŸ“š: yet you got home at 2am

Logan 🍁: *in the corner eating popcorn*

Peter 😎: we kind of got lost in the way back

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: we took a wrong turn as someone wasn't looking where he was going

Peter 😎: I said I was sorry

Kurt πŸŒƒ: it's alright Peter

Charles πŸ“š: you could have called me or one of the other teachers, we would have happily picked you up

Erik 🧲: speak for yourself Liebling

Charles πŸ“š: *hits Erik on the chest* that's your son Darling

Erik 🧲: ...and

Peter 😎: you're mean dad

Remy ♣️: lmao

Logan 🍁: why didn't you use your mutations, Peter you could have easily run back and Kurt you could have teleported the others

Erik 🧲: that's true

Kurt πŸŒƒ: I felt sick, I think I ate something that disagreed with me

Remy ♣️: or you are too much popcorn

Kurt πŸŒƒ: or that

Charles πŸ“š: are you ok Kurt?

Kurt πŸŒƒ: I'm much better now thanks ProfessorΒ 

Peter 😎: I refused to leave Kurt and if I ran with him it may have made him even more sick

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: we're sorry Professor

Charles πŸ“š: it's alright, you couldn't help it

Logan 🍁: next time use your brain and contact us

Remy ♣️: we didn't want to disturb you

Charles πŸ“š: I am your Professor and Headmaster, it's my job to look after you

Kurt πŸŒƒ: thank you professorΒ 

Erik 🧲: Just don't call me

Peter 😎: so nice dad

Erik 🧲: I'm kidding, you can call me at any time except in the middle of the night. Otherwise you'll have to deal with a very grumpy teacher in the morning

Peter 😎: nothing out of the ordinary then

Erik 🧲: πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

Logan 🍁: he has a point, you're a grumpy bastard when you don't sleep well 

Charles πŸ“š: *trying not to laugh*

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: *laughing loudly*

Erik 🧲: I hate you Logan

Peter 😎: he does have a point...

Charles πŸ“š: true

Erik 🧲: Charlesssss

Charles πŸ“š: *kisses Erik on the cheek*

Remy ♣️: lmao

Kurt πŸŒƒ: we should probably go and get to class

Charles πŸ“š: good idea. I will not punish you however you must not scare us like that again

Remy ♣️: alright, see you Professor

Remy'sGirl β™₯️: bye professor mom

Charles πŸ“š: πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

Logan 🍁: I love that nickname 

Charles πŸ“š: I do notΒ 

Peter 😎: awwww you were worried about us, that's so sweet πŸ₯°

Erik 🧲: scram you pain in the arse

Charles πŸ“š: language Erik

Peter 😎: love you too dad

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