Best Man
Dadneto 🧲 and BestSonEver 🤩 are chatting privately.
BestSonEver 🤩: When's the wedding?
Dadneto 🧲: next September
BestSonEver 🤩: how exciting
BestSonEver 🤩: does that mean we get a special bank holiday in honour of your wedding
Dadneto 🧲: Ask Charles, he's in charge
BestSonEver 🤩: ok, I will
Dadneto 🧲: I have something to ask you though
BestSonEver 🤩: what's up?
Dadneto 🧲: will you be my best man?
BestSonEver 🤩: duh of course I'll be your best man
Dadneto 🧲: Good, as I can't imagine anyone else being by my side
BestSonEver 🤩: Awww, Charles has made you go soft
Dadneto 🧲: no you're my son, you and Charles are the only one who don't face my wrath
BestSonEver 🤩: I'm honoured, love you dad
Dadneto 🧲: Ich liebe dich, mein Sohn
BestSonEver 🤩: ❤️
BestSonEver 🤩: Have you started planning the wedding yet?
Dadneto 🧲: not yet, just talked about a few passing things
BestSonEver 🤩: if you need help, you can ask me
Dadneto 🧲: you...be helpful...with wedding stuff...
BestSonEver 🤩: oi I convinced Charles to confess to you gime me some credit
Dadneto 🧲: fair enough
BestSonEver 🤩: I was actually going to say you can ask me to ask Raven
Dadneto 🧲: 🙄
BestSonEver 🤩: but if you want me to help if happily do it
Dadneto 🧲: thank you son
BestSonEver 🤩: you're welcome dad
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Chatting in real life
Erik 🧲: Hey handsome
Charles 📚: hey good looking
Erik 🧲: *kisses Charles on the lips*
Charles 📚: *grins at Erik before wrapping his arms around him and giving him a hug*
Erik 🧲: *presses a kiss against Charles' hair before murmuring* Peter's offered to help with the wedding
Charles 📚: he's a sweet boy
Erik 🧲: I asked him to be my best man
Charles 📚: that's sweet
Erik 🧲: who are you going to ask?
Charles 📚: probably either Logan, Hank or Alex
Erik 🧲: sounds good
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Hank 🔬 and Alex 💪🏻 are chatting privately.
Hank 🔬: I just walked passed two people and I heard the word wedding
Alex 💪🏻: omg who was it?
Hank 🔬: I'm not sure I couldn't tell as they were talking quietly
Alex 💪🏻: let's go talk on the X-Men group chat
Hank 🔬: good idea handsome
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Chatting on 'X-Men'
BeastieBoy 🐾: I walked passed two people and the word wedding was mentioned
Magneto 🧲: it is a normal word to use in a conversation
Quicksilver 💨: I wonder who it was
Wolverine 🍁: yes I wonder
Storm ⛈️: it wasn't me
Psylocke 💜: or me
Professor ✖️: hmmm I wonder who it was
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: yeah I wonder
Quicksilver 💨: can I add Remy?
Don'tTouch 🚫: please do
Professor ✖️: sure
Quicksilver 💨 added Remy ♣️ to the group chat
Remy ♣️: hey everyone
Don'tTouch 🚫: hey babe
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: well it wasn't me and Hank
Cyclops 👓: or me and Logan
Nightcrawler 🌃: Peter and I were doing homework
Remy ♣️: really 🤨
Quicksilver 💨: yep we were doing science
Don'tTouch 🚫: If your science homework involved being given hickeys all over your necks I'm sure you were most successful
Nightcrawler 🌃: 😳😳😳
Quicksilver 💨: it was biology homework after all
Magneto 🧲: ...
Quicksilver 💨: shush dad, you and Charles are worse
Don'tTouch 🚫: true
Psylocke 💜: agreed
BeastieBoy 🐾: definitely
Wolverine 🍁: 100%
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: yep
Nightcrawler 🌃: he has a point...
Remy ♣️: definitely
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: yeah he's right
Storm ⛈️: ya
Cyclops 👓: yeah
Magneto 🧲: still he's my son
Quicksilver 💨: and you're my dad, what's your point
Magneto 🧲: touché
BeastieBoy 🐾: right back to the wedding discussion, who do you think it could be
Wolverine 🍁: you've still not figured it out?
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: How, it's so obvious?
Don'tTouch 🚫: true
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: tell ussss
Quicksilver 💨: we can't
Psylocke 💜: tell us
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Erik ❤️ and Charles 🥰 are chatting privately.
Erik ❤️: shall we tell them?
Charles 🥰: I'm enjoying them being oblivious
Erik ❤️: well get to see their reactions of shock and hilarity that they didn't figure it out
Charles 🥰: very true dear
Erik ❤️: on the chat or in real life?
Charles 🥰: how about real life, I want to see if any of them notice my gorgeous ring
Erik ❤️: the ring isn't nearly as gorgeous as you Gutaussehend
Charles 🥰: 🤭🤭🤭
Charles 🥰: I love you Erik
Erik ❤️: I love you too Charles
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Chatting on 'X-Men'
Professor ✖️: I know who the people were
BeastieBoy 🐾: who was it?
Psylocke 💜: tell ussss
Erik 🧲: I'm surprised you haven't guessed
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: hahaha
Professor ✖️: Come into the living room and I'll tell you
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: I'm coming
BeastieBoy 🐾: I'll be right there
Storm ⛈️: be there asap
Quicksilver 💨: I'll be there
Don'tTouch 🚫: same
Remy ♣️: don't you both know?
Nightcrawler 🌃: I'll be there
Cyclops 👓: Loge, you coming?
Wolverine 🍁: of course
Don'tTouch 🚫: I want to see everyone's reactions
Quicksilver 💨: same
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Chatting in real life
Charles 📚: *sat on the sofa, his head resting on Erik's shoulders*
Erik 🧲: *moves his arm around Charles' waist*
Charles 📚: *grinning excitedly before moving his left hand so that it was resting on Erik's leg*
Alex 💪🏻: Everyone is here
Hank 🔬: tell us please
Psylocke 💜: who is it?
Storm ⛈️: spill everything
Remy'sGirl ♥️: this is funny
Peter 😎: agreed
Charles 📚: do you notice anything different about anyone in this room?
Logan 🍁: Erik isn't being a miserable bastard
Scott 👁️: 😱😱😱
Erik 🧲: *flips Logan off*
Charles 📚: *lowers Erik's hand with his left hand*
Raven 💙: He's not a miserable bastard when Charles or Peter are around
Charles 📚: language
Peter 😎: that's true
Erik 🧲: 🙄🙄🙄
Kurt 🌃: *kisses Peter's cheek*
Psylocke 💜: so who was it
Logan 🍁: how in earth have you not noticed
Charles 📚: they must be blind
Erik 🧲: agreed
Storm ⛈️: just tell us
Remy ♣️: who was talking about a wedding?
Erik 🧲: the people who were talking about a wedding are a couple who have gotten England
Psylocke 💜: WHO???
Logan 🍁: ffs 🤦🏻♂️
Storm ⛈️: omg who is it?
Scott 👁️: what
Charles 📚: Erik and I are engaged
Alex 💪🏻: WHAT
Hank 🔬: SINCE WHEN???
Erik 🧲: a little while now
Psylocke 💜: What?
Peter 😎: you blind fucks didn't see the most obvious thing in the world 🤣
Storm ⛈️: oh because it took you so long to work it out
Peter 😎: I worked it out literally minutes after it happened...
Storm ⛈️: oh
Kurt 🌃: my boyfriend is a lot smarter than what he shows, he's very observant
Peter 😎: 🥰🥰🥰
Scott 👁️: so wait, that day when Peter was killing Bobby, that's the secret. That was why both of you were so giddy
Raven 💙: yeah that's why they behaved like loons
Logan 🍁: what Raven said
Charles 📚: yes Scott, that's why we were both so happy
Remy ♣️: Peter, you were right. It's so obvious now
Hank 🔬: yeah I saw you when you were all giddy, how didn't I notice?
Alex 💪🏻: you don't have social skills
Hank 🔬: ouch
Remy'sGirl ♥️: hahahahaha
Erik 🧲: he's got a point
Logan 🍁: you can't talk
Erik 🧲: I have social skills I just don't like to use them
Peter 😎: real
Psylocke 💜: except for when he's with Charles
Erik 🧲: true
Charles 📚: oh Erik
Erik 🧲: *kisses Charles on the side of his head*
Hank 🔬: I think I'm speaking for everyone here when I say that we are extremely happy for you both. You've both honestly shown us what a family looks like and honestly offer you our deepest congratulations. A lot of us would never have found family and friends if it wasn't for you both, you've changed so many lives and we are so happy that you've finally accepted that you were so fucking in love with each other. We all saw this coming but we didn't expect it to take this long. Despite all the jokes we're so happy for you. We love you mom and dad and wish you the very best in your engagement and marriage. Thank you for showing me what love looks like. I am forever grateful for everything you have done for me.
Logan 🍁: couldn't have said it better
Remy ♣️: thank you for everything
Psylocke 💜: congratulations you two
Kurt 🌃: congratulations, Danke for everything
Erik 🧲: Gern geschehen
Charles 📚: *tears up* oh Hank that was so beautiful
Erik 🧲: thank you Hank, it means a lot
Charles 📚: *stands up and gives Hank a tight hug* Hank I've always seen you as a bit of a mixture between a son and a brother. You are one of my best friends, thank you for being there for me. As a way of thanking you, I'd like to ask you to be my best man at my wedding.
Hank 🔬: it would be an honour
Peter 😎: I know I already gave you a speech but I love you both so much and am so happy you're getting married. You're my parents, you always will be and I don't know what I'd do without you *hugs Erik*
Charles 📚: I love you kid
Erik 🧲: I love you son