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Yard glass

Chatting in real life

Peter 💨: What's that? *Points at yard glass*

Charles 📚: *blatantly lying* it's a lamp...

Peter 💨: come on Charles, what is it? It's obviously not a lamp

Charles 📚: It's a lamp...

Peter 💨: if you insist pinocchio 

Erik 🧲: *walks into Charles' office* hello Liebling 

Charles 📚: hey handsome

Peter 💨: nice to see you too dad 

Erik 🧲: hey son, *spots the yard glass* no way after all these years you still have the yard glass

Peter 💨: the what?

Charles 📚: it may not be appropriate for the headmaster to own it however it holds one of my fondest memories

Erik 🧲: haha

Peter 💨: what's a yard glass?

Erik 🧲: It's classic pub game in England - you fill the yard glass with beer the you have to drink it as fast as you can. The shape of the glass makes it harder than it looks. I'll send you a picture.

Charles 📚: Erikkk that was supposed to be a secret 

Peter 💨: you went to England together?

Erik 🧲: it's where we met

Charles 📚: I originally studied at Oxford university however I was given the opportunity to go to Stanford and start the school at the same time with the help of Erik. We met in a pub and decided to have some fun.

Erik 🧲: you never told them the years glass story...

Charles 📚: I'm the headmaster, I have to be a good influence. If certain people found out about my...history with drinking games it would not be good *stares at Peter*

Peter 💨: I'm an angel, I don't know why you are looking at me

Erik 🧲: relax Charles you were 19

Charles 📚: that still counts as underage drinking in the US

Peter 💨: I wanna move to England...

Erik 🧲: no

Charles 📚: Erik, you do realise it's a little hypocritical of you to say that, given that you started drinking legally at 16

Erik 🧲: I don't know what you're talking about 

Charles 📚: you're German 

Peter 💨: I want to move to Germany now

Erik 🧲: I want to say no but I miss Deutschland

Charles 📚: we'll go together soon *rubs Erik on the back*

Erik 🧲: I'd like that

Peter 💨: can I come?

Erik 🧲: ask Charles

Charles 📚: of course you can, we can go as a family 

Peter 💨: yayyyyy *hugs Charles tightly*

Erik 🧲: *grins and kisses his fiancé on the cheek*

Peter 💨: *laughs* you know of the things I could be shocked about, I'm struggling to think of Charles young

Charles 📚: I'm not that old

Erik 🧲: Charles looks exactly the same

Peter 💨: really? Cardigans and all?

Erik 🧲: yep, to be fair he was wearing a tux when we first met but the very next day he was in his cardigans, showing he can look both sexy and adorable he's just as handsome as when I first met him

Peter 💨: ergh too much information 

Charles 📚: *blushes*

Erik 🧲: he has certainly aged like fine wine

Charles 📚: *bright red*

Peter 💨: stop flirting you two

Erik 🧲: *kisses Charles on the cheek*

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Dadneto 🧲 and BestSonEver 🤩 are chatting privately 

BestSonEver 🤩: so what does a yard glass look like?

Dadneto 🧲: *sends picture of Charles holding the years glass*

Dadneto 🧲: ...

Dadneto 🧲: wrong photo

Dadneto 🧲: Damn he looks hot 🥵

BestSonEver 🤩: Ugh dad really?

BestSonEver 🤩: Charles looks exactly the same ngl

Dadneto 🧲: if anything he's grown more handsome 

BestSonEver 🤩: 🙄

Dadneto 🧲: this is a yard glass

Dadneto 🧲: *sends picture of a yard glass*

BestSonEver 🤩: never seen that in my life

Erik 🧲: you've not been to a British pub

BestSonEver 🤩: ...

BestSonEver 🤩: Daaddddd...

Dadneto 🧲: no you cannot go to a British pub yet 

BestSonEver 🤩: 🥲

Erik 🧲: besides, Charles and I had to ask for it specially as it's not a very well known thing

BestSonEver 🤩: so it's an old game

Erik 🧲: yes

BestSonEver 🤩: makes sense, you're old

Erik 🧲: 😒😒😒

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