Prank
Erik ❤️ and Charles 🥰 are chatting privately.
Erik ❤️: I've only just realised how nosy all the students/teachers in this school are
Charles 🥰: you've only just noticed?
Erik ❤️: yeah
Charles 🥰: how???
Erik ❤️: hey I've not been here for 5 years
Charles 🥰: and you don't remember what they were like as kids?
Erik ❤️: not all of them
Charles 🥰: idiot
Erik ❤️: oh shush
Charles 🥰: what made you come to this shocking realisation love?
Erik ❤️: it was strange, Hank, Alex and Scott were all huddled together trying to work out what our secret was
Charles 🥰: did they guess correctly?
Erik ❤️: no for some reason they seemed to think you were pregnant
Charles 🥰: ...I don't even think that's possible
Erik ❤️: nosy bastards
Charles 🥰: language
Erik ❤️: you know it's true
Charles 🥰: be grateful you haven't had to deal with them for 10 years asking you about your crush on a very handsome man
Erik ❤️: I feel sorry for you
Charles 🥰: thank you
Erik ❤️: also, tell me about this crush
Charles 🥰: well he's very tall, he has these stormy grey eyes that make my knees go week every time I stare into them. His mousy brown hair is the softest thing I have ever touched. He has the most beautiful accent and I swoon every time he speaks his mother tongue - to be honest I swoon every time he speaks. He's the most handsome man ever and he's definitely my best friend in the whole world. I don't know what I'd do without him. He's a beautiful, passionate and amazing man and his laughter is one of my favourite sounds in the world
Erik ❤️: you sound as though you are a little bit in love with him
Charles 🥰: more than a little bit darling, I'm obsessed
Erik ❤️: I think that man is obsessed with you too
Charles 🥰: god I love you handsome
Erik ❤️: I love you too Meine Liebe
Charles 🥰: how about we play a prank
Erik ❤️: you're the headmaster...
Charles 🥰: I am 2 different types of headmaster Erik, none of which are relevant in this scenario
Erik ❤️: true 🤭
Erik ❤️: what's the prank?
Charles 🥰: well if we had a fake argument, we could catch the X-Men being nosy idiots
Erik ❤️: the nosy idiots would migrate to outside the door then we would be able to catch them
Charles 🥰: how good are your acting skills?
Erik ❤️: I think they are good enough
Charles 🥰: good to know my friend, follow my lead
Erik ❤️: of course old friend
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Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'
Psylocke 💜: I hear shouting
Remy'sGirl ♥️: who?
MrSexy 😎: sounds like my mom and dad
Hank 🦠: Where?
LightningMcQueen ⚡: 1st floor, the really big room
MrSexy 😎: their office
LazerKid 🔴: why?
Blueberry 🫐: Don't know
Logan 🍁: it sounds pretty heated
Remy ♣️: we'll be there in a moment
MrSexy 😎: I'm coming
Remy'sGirl ♥️: be right there
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: I am on my way
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Chatting in real life
*Outside Charles' office*
Hank 🔬: any idea what it's about?
Psylocke 💜: it's pretty bad
Charles 📚: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ERIK
Erik 🧲: Do what?
Charles 📚: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
MrSexy 😎: does anyone have popcorn?
Alex 💪🏻: I do
Remy ♣️: give me some
Storm ⛈️: and me
Erik 🧲: WHAT DID I DO CHARLES?
Charles 📚: YOU MESSED UP THE ONE THING THAT IS IMPORTANT TO ME
Logan 🍁: what's got Charles' hair in a twist?
Kurt 🌃: what do we do?
Scott 👁️: we eat popcorn and listen to the drama
Erik 🧲: AREN'T I IMPORTANT TO YOU???
Charles 📚: THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME
Erik 🧲: YOU'RE SAYING THAT TEA IS MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU THAN ME
Remy'sGirl ♥️: Are they seriously arguing over tea...
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: sounds like it
Scott 👁️: hey Raven, you here for the drama?
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: of course
Charles 📚: MAYBE I AM, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE TEA AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE IT INCORRECTLY
Storm ⛈️: This is the most British argument ever
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: Charles picked up some bad habits while he was at Oxford university
Hank 🔬: Such as his accent?
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: no actually, he's always sounded like an upper class English twit
Psylocke 💜: lmao
Erik 🧲: IT WAS ONE FUCKING MISTAKE CHARLES GIVE ME A BREAK
Logan 🍁: this is hilarious
Scott 👁️: agreed
Charles 📚: YOU'VE KNOWN ME FOR 10 YEARS ERIK, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW I DRINK MY TEA???
Alex 💪🏻: this is very entertaining
Hank 🔬: agreed
Erik 🧲: I'M SORRY AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU???
Charles 📚: I'D HOPE SO, I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
Erik 🧲: WE'LL YOU'RE A FUCKING TELEPATH
Logan 🍁: not this bullshit again
MrSexy 😎: oh my days 🙄
Kurt 🌃: I hope it isn't too serious
Scott 👁️: it won't be, they'll be fucking eachother by tomorrow
Remy'sGirl ♥️: I don't want that image in my head
MrSexy 😎: me neither
*Inside Charles' office*
Charles 📚: *quietly dying of laughter*
Erik 🧲: *whispering* this is hilarious, are they outside?
Charles 📚: *whispering* yep
Erik 🧲: *cracking up*
Charles 📚: DON'T BRING MY MUTATION INTO THIS
Erik 🧲: *whispering* you're good
Charles 📚: *whispering* thank you darling
Erik 🧲: I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO
Charles 📚: *whispering* they are all leaning against the door
Erik 🧲: YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE CHARLES, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME
Charles 📚: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME!!!
Erik 🧲: *walks over to the door and yanks it open*
Charles 📚: *stops laughing*
Peter 😎, Logan 🍁, Alex 💪🏻, Hank 🔬, Scott 👁️ and WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸 : *fall into the room and end up in a heap of limbs*
Logan 🍁: you twats, you spilled the popcorn
Psylocke 💜: shit
Charles 📚: Look what we have here, nosy students and teachers sticking their nose where it doesn't belong
Erik 🧲: *sarcasticly* well isn't this shocking
Scott 👁️: erm...
Peter 😎: I...
Alex 💪🏻: you see...
Hank 🔬: we...
Storm ⛈️: well...
Remy ♣️: ah...
Kurt 🌃: sorry...
Remy'sGirl ♥️: it's not what it looks like...
Logan 🍁: not very convincing kiddo
Charles 📚: not what it looks like...huh that's strange as to me it looks like you all got caught listening in on a private conversation between Erik and myself
Psylocke 💜: well...
Erik 🧲: *raises an eyebrow at Peter*
Peter 😎: erm hi dad
Kurt 🌃: Are you ok Mr Lehnsherr, Professor Xavier?
Remy'sGirl ♥️: they've just had a giant argument of course they're not ok
Charles 📚: *looks at Erik*
Erik 🧲: *looks at Charles*
Storm ⛈️: this doesn't seem right...
Charles 📚: *smiles slightly, trying to hold back his laughter*
Erik 🧲: *has to bite the inside of his cheeks to stop laughing at the sight of Charles' concealed mirth*
Remy ♣️: What's going on?
Alex 💪🏻: how come they're not shouting?
Hank 🔬: no idea
Charles 📚: *Starts laughing*
Erik 🧲: damn you and your infectious laugh Charles *cracks up*
Logan 🍁: what the fuck...
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: You guys were fighting literally 10 seconds ago and now you are laughing your arses off
Charles 📚: *high fives Erik*
Erik 🧲: best actors ever *laughs loudly*
Kurt 🌃: I'm confused...
Storm ⛈️: I think we all are
Psylocke 💜: agreed
Peter 😎: mom, dad what the hell is going on
Charles 📚: we were never arguing in the first place
Alex 💪🏻: are you sure, you both sounded pissed
Erik 🧲: it was all fake
Scott 👁️: why?
Charles 📚: for fun
Hank 🔬: I'm not following, you had a fake argument for fun...
Erik 🧲: we were playing a prank on a certain group of nosy children
Logan 🍁: I'm assuming that you are calling us all children
Erik 🧲: yes
Storm ⛈️: when at least half of us are adults...
Erik 🧲: yes
Kurt 🌃: to be fair you don't act like adults
Remy ♣️: he has a point
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: so wait you knew we were outside this whole time...
Charles 📚: I am psychic you know
Psylocke 💜: did you guys forget that...
Peter 😎: I think the answer to that question is yes
Erik 🧲: *rolls his eyes then wraps one arm around Charles' waist*
Charles 📚: *rests his left hand on Erik's chest*
Remy'sGirl ♥️: *eyes widen* hold the phone
Alex 💪🏻: what???
Remy ♣️: what's up Cheerio?
Peter 😎: *raises his eyebrows at her*
Remy'sGirl ♥️: *eyes flit briefly between Erik and Charles, Charles' hand and Peter*
Peter 😎: *nods slightly*
Hank 🔬: none of us speak your sibling language, tell us please
Remy'sGirl ♥️: shut up you're kidding
Peter 😎: *shakes his head slightly*
Psylocke 💜: what is it?
Logan 🍁: ohhh she's realised
Peter 😎: *nods his head*
Scott 👁️: realised what?
Kurt 🌃: we aren't allowed to say, you have to figure it out for yourself
Storm ⛈️: ugh
Charles 📚: I wondered if anyone would realise
Erik 🧲: same I'm surprised it took someone so long
Charles 📚: that must be...5 people now
Erik 🧲: yes, the rest are evidently slow
Peter 😎: true
Hank 🔬: rude
Alex 💪🏻: Hank, we don't know what we've not noticed so...
Remy ♣️: true
Psylocke 💜: what do you know that we don't
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: can't say
Logan 🍁: figure it out
Charles 📚: should we tell them?
Erik 🧲: maybe
Scott 👁️: tell us what?
Peter 😎: to mind your own business, come on we have to get to class
Kurt 🌃: that's true
Hank 🔬: oh shit I'm teaching you guys *runs out of the office*
Alex 💪🏻: I wanna know what we are missing?
Charles 📚: *chuckles* you'll find out soon enough
Remy ♣️: come on everyone let's get to science *walks out*
Psylocke 💜: k, bye Professor, by Erik *walks out holding Ororo's hand*
Storm ⛈️: bye
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: see ya
Erik 🧲: bye
Kurt 🌃: goodbye *walks out*
Peter 😎: bye lovey ou mom, dad. If you have a shag wear protection. Kurrrt wait for me handsome *runs after Kurt*
Alex 💪🏻: bye
Scott 👁️: laters gaters
Logan 🍁: keep it PG
*All walk out*
Remy'sGirl ♥️: congratulations you two
Charles 📚: thank you Rogue
Erik 🧲: *grins* thanks
Remy'sGirl ♥️: goodbye now *walks out*
Charles 📚: well that was very successful *laughs*
Erik 🧲: I couldn't agree more Schatz
Charles 📚: *gently kisses Erik's lips
Erik 🧲: I love you
Charles 📚: I love you too
Erik 🧲: just for the record, I do know how you like your tea
Charles 📚: I know
Erik 🧲: *kisses Charles*