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Photocopier

Charles ๐Ÿ“š and Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ are chatting privately.

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Do you think you could take a look at the photocopier, I think it's broken?

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: Don't tell me that you and Erik had sex on the photocopier

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: HANK ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: gross

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Erik and I have never, and will never have sex on the photocopier, I paid for it

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: you paid for your bed

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: actually my stepfather did and he'd be rolling in his grave at the thought of me having sex with a man

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: besides the photocopier is not just for me, it is something I bought for the benefit of all the teachers so I'd not break it

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: that's reassuring, I'll go check it out now

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: thanks

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: it's no problem Charles, fixing things is my expertiseย 

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Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: I know why my dad is late

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: why?ย 

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: was he having sex with Charles?

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: why was it?

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: the photocopier is broken

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: Did Charles and your dad have...fun...on the photocopierย 

Hank ๐Ÿฆ : I asked Charles that and he said no

Logan ๐Ÿ: shocking

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: agreed

LightningMcQueen โšก: dang it Erik's here

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: that's my dad sis...

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: you'd rather do work than go in your phone?

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: good pointย 

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Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ and Alex โญ• are chatting privately

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: have you got a class?

Alex โญ•: yes however it's the younger kids so it'll be over soon

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: k good to know

Alex โญ•: what are you thinking about doing?

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: I shall tell you when you are free

Alex โญ•: ok x

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: what are you teaching?

Alex โญ•: basic maths, multiplication and division

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: cool

Alex โญ•: what are you doing

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: fixing the photocopierย 

Alex โญ•: when will you be done?

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: like 5 minutes or so

Alex โญ•: good as my class has endedย 

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: I'll be on my way asap

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Chatting in real lifeย 

Alex โญ•: wow that was a quick five minutesย 

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: shush *bends down and kisses Alex*

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BestBigBrother ๐Ÿ˜Ž and SisterFromAnotherMister ๐Ÿค are chatting privately.

SisterFromAnotherMister ๐Ÿค: Don't kill Remy please

BestBigBrother ๐Ÿ˜Ž: what did he do...

SisterFromAnotherMister ๐Ÿค: nothing bad

BestBigBrother ๐Ÿ˜Ž: I'm making no promises

SisterFromAnotherMister ๐Ÿค: ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

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Logan ๐Ÿ and Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ are chatting privately

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: Don't kill Remy

Logan ๐Ÿ: I'm making no promises

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: you are just as bad as Peter

Logan ๐Ÿ: good ๐Ÿ˜

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Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'.

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: Rogue and I are dating

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: congratulations

Hank ๐Ÿฆ : congratsย 

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: congratulations

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: Congratulations sis, I'm happy for you. Remy, hurt my sister in any way and you die however before you die I will kick you in the balls so hard they are shoved back into your body

Logan ๐Ÿ: Hurt Rogue and you'll never be able to see the light of day again

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: rlly guys...

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: yes ๐Ÿ˜

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: got it, no hurting Rogue unless I want to keep my balls functioning

Logan ๐Ÿ: yes

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: talk about overprotectiveย 

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: congratulations you 2

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: thanks

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: I wonder if Charles knows the news

LightningMcQueen โšก: it's very possible, he sure does like to gossip

Hank ๐Ÿฆ : yep it's unbelievable how much he knows and how mad he gets when you don't tell him stuff

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: lmao

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: it's absolutely hilariousย 

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Chatting in real life

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: evening Erik dearestย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: good evening Charles

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *starts setting up the chess board* how was your day dear?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: apart from the photocopier fiasco it went quite well

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: that's good to hear my loveย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: how was your day Liebling

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: pretty good actually

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: that's good

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *moves one leg over his knee* shall we begin the game?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: the more you cross your legs Charles, the more I want you to open them

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *blushes bright red before moving his chess piece* Erikkk

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: are you seducing me to try and distract me

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *smirks then moves a chess piece*ย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: you are the worst sometimes

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: yet you still love me

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: of course I love you idiotย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: that's good to know

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *rolls his eyes fondly* checkmateย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: damn you Charlesย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: you were too busy staring at me to notice my plan

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: well you can't blame me it's a beautiful sight

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *blushes*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *stands up, walks over to Charles and presses their lips together*ย 

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