Fiancé
Psylocke 💜 and LightningMcQueen ⚡ are chatting privately.
Psylocke 💜: hey gorgeous
LightningMcQueen ⚡: hey beautiful, how are you?
Psylocke 💜: I'm good thanks, how are you?
LightningMcQueen ⚡: very well actually
Psylocke 💜: good
LightningMcQueen ⚡: what are you up to?
Psylocke 💜: Homework
LightningMcQueen ⚡: same, what subject?
Psylocke 💜: Hank - science
LightningMcQueen ⚡: same I'm doing science but for Charles
Psylocke 💜: want to do it together?
LightningMcQueen ⚡: that would be really nice, I could do with some help, I'll come to your room
Psylocke 💜: ok gorgeous
Psylocke 💜: love you
LightningMcQueen ⚡: love you too
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Chatting in real life
Logan 🍁: Charles, can you check over one of these papers please?
*Charles' phone rings*
Charles 📚: sure Logan hold on one sec
Logan 🍁: alright
Charles 📚: *answers his phone* hello Professor Xavier
*Phone call*
Erik 🧲: hey handsome
Charles 📚: hello, did you need anything?
Erik 🧲: I wanted to talk to you, Peter wanted to talk to you too
Charles 📚: I'm with Logan at the moment but I'm sure he won't mind if you're in the room - he just needs me to check over a paper
Erik 🧲: alright, we'll be there in a moment
Charles 📚: love you
Erik 🧲: love you more
*End of phone call*
Logan 🍁: who was that?
Charles 📚: oh just my fiancé
Logan 🍁: cool
Charles 📚: so what did you want me to look at
Logan 🍁: Wait...YOUR FIANCÉ!?
Charles 📚: yes my fiancé
Logan 🍁: you're cheating on Erik?????
Erik 🧲: *walks into the room* hey Charles, hey Logan
Peter 💨: greetings humans
Logan 🍁: hey you two
Charles 📚: *gets up and kisses Erik on the lips*
Logan 🍁: That's low Charles
Charles 📚: may I give you a hug Peter?
Peter💨: of course mom
Charles 📚: *gives Peter a small hug*
Erik 🧲: what's low?
Logan 🍁: he's cheating on you and he's still kissing you
Peter 💨: WHAT???
Erik 🧲: He's cheating on me???
Logan 🍁: yes, he's engaged
Peter 💨: *smirks*
Erik 🧲: *understands what's going on and looks at Charles*
Charles 📚: *trying to hold back his laughter*
Erik 🧲: I know that
Logan 🍁: you knew he was engaged and didn't break up with him? Even though he's cheating on you
Peter 💨: Logan you are a stupid fucker, Charles isn't cheating on my dad
Charles 📚: language Peter
Logan 🍁: but...
Erik 🧲: Logan you seemed to have forgotten the possibility that it's me Charles is engaged to *chuckles*
Charles 📚: *laughs loudly*
Peter 💨: *crying with laughter*
Erik 🧲: *holds Charles to stop him falling over as he laughs his arse off*
Logan 🍁: WHATTT!?!!?
Charles 📚: Why would you think I would ever cheat on Erik?
Peter 💨: he didn't think that's why
Logan 🍁: *points at Erik and Charles* You're engaged...
Logan 🍁: 😱😱😱
Charles 📚: *wiggles his left ring finger as he shows Logan his hand*
Erik 🧲: yes, I popped the question a little while ago
Logan 🍁: sorry Charles I didn't mean to offend you, my brain wasn't working
Charles 📚: it's quite alright Logan
Peter 💨: you are so stupid Logan
Logan 🍁: you knew???
Peter 💨: of course I did, I figured it out straight away. And they told me.
Logan 🍁: and you didn't tell me???
Peter 💨: they wanted me to keep it a secret so I did
Erik 🧲: Please don't tell anyone, we want to see how long it takes for everyone to work it out
Logan 🍁: alright Mags
Charles 📚: *whispers into Erik's ear* you know I would never cheat in you, right?
Erik 🧲: *looks down at Charles with a small smile on his face* I know you wouldn't Schatz, and I would never cheat on you
Charles 📚: *grins at Erik* I know
Erik 🧲: *chuckles then presses his lips to Charles'*
Peter 💨: get a room
Logan 🍁: 🙄🙄🙄
Peter 💨: oh yeah mom, I was going to ask, can I go to the town at the weekend with Kurt?
Charles 📚: where will you be going?
Peter 💨: probably to the cinema or a restaurant
Charles 📚: so long as you are safe and get back at a reasonable hour you can go
Peter 💨: k thanks
Charles 📚: you're welcome
Erik 🧲: haven't you got homework to do Peter?
Peter 💨: yeah, see ya *speeds away*
Logan 🍁: *laughs at his brother*
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Remy ♣️ and Don'tTouch 🚫 are chatting privately.
Don'tTouch 🚫: Hiya handsome
Remy ♣️: hello beautiful
Don'tTouch 🚫: did you want to go on a date at the weekend?
Remy ♣️: I was just about to ask that
Don'tTouch 🚫: ha I got there first
Remy ♣️: I'm a gentleman, the lady always goes first
Don'tTouch 🚫: so that's a yes?
Remy ♣️: of course it's a yes love
Don'tTouch 🚫: I'll just go ask mom
Remy ♣️: alrighty
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Don'tTouch 🚫 and ProfessorXavier 📚 are chatting privately.
Don'tTouch 🚫: Hi mom, it's Rogue, can I go out with Remy at the weekend?
ProfessorXavier 📚: how did you get my number?
Don'tTouch 🚫: X-Men group chat
ProfessorXavier 📚: of course, silly me 🤦🏻
ProfessorXavier 📚: where are you going to go?
Don'tTouch 🚫: not sure probably to the movies or a restaurant
ProfessorXavier 📚: I'll tell you the same thing I told your brother, yes you can go so long as you stay safe and come back at a reasonable hour
Don'tTouch 🚫: Thanks mom
ProfessorXavier 📚: you're welcome
Don'tTouch 🚫: have you just accepted that the nickname mom isn't going?
ProfessorXavier 📚: yes
Don'tTouch 🚫: hahaha
ProfessorXavier 📚: I shall ever hate Alex for creating it
Don'tTouch 🚫: nah you love it really
ProfessorXavier 📚: debatable
Don'tTouch 🚫: it could be worse
ProfessorXavier 📚: very true
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Remy ♣️ and Don'tTouch 🚫 are chatting privately.
Remy ♣️: what did he say?
Don'tTouch 🚫: he said yes
Remy ♣️: brilliant
Remy ♣️ changed Don'tTouch 🚫's name to Remy'sGirl ♥️
Remy'sGirl ♥️: awwwww you are the sweetest
Remy ♣️: you're mine beautiful and I want everyone to know that
Remy'sGirl ♥️: 🥰🥰🥰
Remy ♣️: I love you Rogue
Remy'sGirl ♥️: I love you too
Remy ♣️: good, I can't wait to go on a date with you
Remy'sGirl ♥️: 🥺🥺🥺
Remy ♣️: what's up Cheerio?
Remy'sGirl ♥️: you've shown me more love in the last few minutes than Bobby did in the last few months of our relationship
Remy ♣️: well the difference between us is that he's a dickhead who couldn't see how perfect his girlfriend was meanwhile I know how lucky I am to have you
Remy'sGirl ♥️: you're making me cry
Remy ♣️: it's ok Cheerio, I'm here ❤️
Remy'sGirl ♥️: can I have a hug?
Remy ♣️: you don't have to ask, I'm coming to your room now
Remy'sGirl ♥️: yay
Remy ♣️: I love you gorgeous girl
Remy'sGirl ♥️: I love you too handsome