Cardigan
Kitty 😻 and Bobby 🧊 are chatting privately.
Kitty 😻: did you hear about the new kid
Bobby 🧊: no, what's he called?
Kitty 😻: Remy
Bobby 🧊: he had better not talk to Rogue
Kitty 😻: he was kinda flirting with her
Bobby 🧊: arsehole
Kitty 😻: ikr
Bobby 🧊: thanks for telling me babe
Kitty 😻: you're welcome handsome
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Remy ♣️ and Bobby 🧊 are chatting privately.
Bobby 🧊: so I hear you are the new student
Remy ♣️: yes I am
Bobby 🧊: I also hear that you've been flirting with my girlfriend
Remy ♣️: Ohhh you're Cherios boyfriend
Bobby 🧊: stay away from my girl
Remy ♣️: if you have to tell me that, she isn't your girl
Bobby 🧊: arsehole
Remy ♣️: you don't have to be worried about me, I'm not here to be a homewrecker
Bobby 🧊: I'm watching you
Remy ♣️: oh wow I'm so scared
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Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'
MrSexy 😎: Mom isn't wearing a cardigan 😱😱😱
Hank 🦠: bloody hell what's wrong with him?
LazerKid 🔴: shocking
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Logan 🍁: is he sick?
Psylocke 💜: is he wearing tweed?
MrSexy 😎: no
Don'tTouch 🚫: the world is ending
ThunderAndLightning ⚡: everyone take cover
Blueberry 🫐: 😯😯😯
Kitty 😻: this is very shocking
Remy ♣️: explain pls
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: mom is always wearing tweed or a cardigan
Logan 🍁: that's why we call him an old man
Hank 🦠: he was wearing cardigans at 18
MrSexy 😎: 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Psylocke 💜: true
Remy ♣️: why do you call him mom?
LazerKid 🔴: My brother started it
ThunderAndLightning ⚡: it's just stuck
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: basically Charles and Erik brought me, Hank and another boy here after we had some issues with controlling our mutations
Hank 🦠: well I was fine however they let me come as well because I was a sad and lonely kid
Logan 🍁: they found me a few days later and that was how this school was founded
Psylocke 💜: I joined about 2 years later and became a student/teacher
LazerKid 🔴: Alex started calling Charles mom because he acts like a mom - he's the strict parent and is the one who ensured we ate and studied properly
Remy ♣️: oh that makes sense and it's pretty funny
MrSexy 😎: I call him mom as he's banging my dad
Logan 🍁: Correction: Charles is being banged my Erik, he's definitely a bottom
Hank 🦠: lmao
MrSexy 😎: true. I call Charles mom as he's being banged by my dad
Remy ♣️: 🤣🤣🤣
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: lmao
Kitty 😻: that's your only personality trait, showing off that you're the professor's favourite because your dad is fucking him
LazerKid 🔴: no one asked for your input Kitty
Psylocke 💜: fuck off Kitty
Blueberry 🫐: SHUT THE FUCK UP KITTY
MrSexy 😎: thank you Kurt ❤️
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: Damn I didn't realise how protective Kurt was
Remy ♣️: leave the poor boy alone Kitty
Don'tTouch 🚫: Maybe because it's a new thing and he's still trying to get used to it - he was always close with Charles so it may take a bit of time for Peter to get used to him being with his dad who he hasn't seen for 5 years
MrSexy 😎: thanks guys
Logan 🍁: apologize now or feel the wrath of wolverine
Kitty 😻: fine, sorry Peter
Hank 🦠: Peter is the only person where the nicknames mom and dad are actually true and his blunt honesty and teasing about Charles banging Erik is his way of getting used to it
MrSexy 😎: I'm surprised you noticed Uncle Hank
Hank 🦠: why are you surprised, you are my nephew after all?
MrSexy 😎: I'm surprised you noticed since you never leave your cave
Hank 🦠: little shit
Remy ♣️: ?
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: Hank doesn't really leave his lab so they've taken to calling it his cave
LazerKid 🔴: plus it's a mess
Hank 🦠: no it isn't
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: hate to break it to you handsome, but your lab is the messiest room in the school
Hank 🦠: well that's because I'm doing so many different experiments
LightningMcQueen ⚡: I'm case you didn't know, Hank is the resident nerd
Psylocke 💜: no that's Charles
Blueberry 🫐: they are both very intelligent men
MrSexy 😎: says you babe, you are a genius
Blueberry 🫐: thank you handsome ❤️
Logan 🍁: that's true you are incredibly smart Kurt
Blueberry 🫐: thank you Mr Howlett
Remy ♣️:haha
Logan 🍁: please just call me Logan
Hank 🦠: lol
Psylocke 💜: wait our conversation has moved away from the original topic of discussion
Don'tTouch 🚫: oh yeah, if mom isn't wearing a cardigan and or tweed, what's he wearing
MrSexy 😎: I think he's wearing one of my dad's t-shirts
Blueberry 🫐: awwwww
LazerKid 🔴: did you get a picture?
Kitty 😻: it's not appropriate to take photos of a teacher
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: Peter is a special case
MrSexy 😎: I did actually, they were sat on the sofa in my dad's room. They're both sat down heads resisting against each other looking into each others eyes and smiling. My dad's arm is around Charles' and Charles is holding my dad's hand
Hank 🦠: ok that's cute
Don'tTouch 🚫: awwwww
Psylocke 💜: omg OTP
Blueberry 🫐: adorable
LightningMcQueen ⚡: power couple
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Chatting on 'The Bisexuals and Charles 🏳️🌈'
BestSonEver 🤩: Charles, Dad, I may make fun of you both on a daily basis because you are together but I do think you are an adorable couple and I couldn't be happier that you are together. I only make fun of you because it's my way of showing love. You guys are the best parents ever and I love you both so much
Dadneto 🧲: thank you, I love you too son
Mom 🧪: thank you Peter, wait where did you get that picture of us on the sofa together?
Logan 🍁: that's what I want to know
BestSonEver 🤩: I came to speak to you earlier but I decided not to disturb you as you looked adorable so I took a picture as I knew you would like it.
Dadneto 🧲: why thank you, I must agree we are an amazing couple
Mom 🧪: haha thank you Peter. I couldn't agree more darling.
Logan 🍁: Is that Erik's shirt you are wearing 🧐
Mom 🧪: and if it is?
BestSonEver 🤩: it suits you
Dadneto 🧲: I couldn't agree more
BestSonEver 🤩: although you look strange without a cardigan or tweed on mom
Logan 🍁: agreed
Mom 🧪: 🤣
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Chatting in real life
Erik 🧲: you look strange with a shirt on handsome, I prefer it when you're shirt is off
Charles 📚: Erikkk 😳
Erik 🧲: what 😏
Charles 📚: *gently kisses Erik's lips*