X-Men chatfic

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Dinner

Don'tTouch 🚫 and Remy ♣️ are chatting privately.

Don'tTouch 🚫: can I talk to you?

Remy ♣️: of course you can Cheerio

Don'tTouch 🚫: I need relationship advice

Remy ♣️: and you come to me because...

Don'tTouch 🚫: you would give an unbiased opinion, and I enjoy talking to you 

Remy ♣️: I'm always here when you need to talk

Don'tTouch 🚫: it feels like Bobby has just given up in our relationship

Remy ♣️: why?

Don'tTouch 🚫: he doesn't seem to care much and he's been rather distant lately

Remy ♣️: then end it, if things don't feel right, maybe they weren't meant to be

Don'tTouch 🚫: I don't know if I can - I mean we were dating for 3 years and I love him. What if he's going through a tough time and I leave him when I said I wouldn't.

Remy ♣️: perhaps ask if he's ok

Don'tTouch 🚫: that's a good idea, thanks Remy

Remy ♣️: it's not a problem Cheerio

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Don'tTouch 🚫 and Bobby 🧊 are chatting privately.

Don'tTouch 🚫: hey babe

Bobby 🧊: hi

Don'tTouch 🚫: Are you ok?

Bobby 🧊: yeah I'm fine

Don'tTouch 🚫: are you sure, you've been rather distant lately

Bobby 🧊: I'm fine babe don't worry, just had a few things in my mind

Don'tTouch 🚫: oh ok, I'm glad you are alright handsome ❀️

Bobby 🧊: love you babe

Don'tTouch 🚫: I love you too

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Chatting in real life

Charles πŸ“š: Good evening everyone, to celebrate Mr LeBeau joining our school we are going to have a family mealΒ 

Hank πŸ”¬: what with all the students?

Erik 🧲: no the younger ones are already asleep

Charles πŸ“š: Just the ones who are close to Remy's age and the X-Men

Psylocke πŸ’œ: sounds good

WhoDoYouThinkIAm πŸ₯Έ: ah you must be the new student Remy, we haven't been introduced. My name is Raven and I'm that old farts sister *points at Charles*

Charles πŸ“š: must you always insult me dear sister

WhoDoYouThinkIAm πŸ₯Έ: yes

Remy ♣️: nice to meet you Raven

Peter πŸ’¨: Can we eat?

Kurt πŸŒƒ: trust you to think about foot Pete

Peter πŸ’¨: What, I'm hungry

OfficialScottSummers πŸ”΄: you're always hungry

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: Says youΒ 

Hank πŸ”¬: so how long do you reckon they are gonna argue for?

Logan 🍁: it could go on for hours

Hank πŸ”¬: true

Storm β›ˆοΈ: meh 20 minutes, they'll get bored eventuallyΒ 

Kitty 😻: haha

Logan 🍁: also true

Charles πŸ“š: everyone, please take a seat and tuck in to this glorious spread

Peter πŸ’¨: yayyy

Kurt πŸŒƒ: *rolls his eyes fondly*

Psylocke πŸ’œ: thank god Peter will stop complaining now

Bobby 🧊: hey babe

Don'tTouch 🚫: hi Bobby, come sit next to me.

Bobby 🧊: alright 

WhoDoYouThinkIAm πŸ₯Έ: Is there anyone who isn't dating someone here, I don't want to be a third wheel

Kitty 😻: I'm single

Remy ♣️: same, come sit with me RavenΒ 

WhoDoYouThinkIAm πŸ₯Έ: thanks

Storm β›ˆοΈ: I hate to break it to you but I think we are all third wheeling Charles and Erik

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: very true

Charles πŸ“š: *whispering with Erik*

Erik 🧲: *whispers back before wrapping his arm around Charles*

Charles πŸ“š: *carefully puts his hand on his face and kisses Erik softly*

Peter πŸ’¨: some of us are trying to eat here

Kurt πŸŒƒ: Peter be nice

Logan 🍁: *hides his face in his hands in embarrassment* get a room you two 

Hank πŸ”¬: Jesus Christ πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

WhoDoYouThinkIAm πŸ₯Έ: Honestly Charles you are the headmaster, you're supposed to act professional, stop flirting with your boyfriend at dinner

Erik 🧲: *murmurs in Charles' ear* you definitely are the head master Liebling 

Charles πŸ“š: *blushes bright red*

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: I don't want to know what they are talking about

Peter πŸ’¨: I am so glad I can't hear anything as if I could hear them u think I would be scarred for lifeΒ 

Psylocke πŸ’œ: 🀣🀣🀣

Don'tTouch 🚫: They are cute

Kitty 😻: agreed, they are the power couple

Remy ♣️: Are they always like this?

Storm β›ˆοΈ: yep, all the time

OfficialScottSummers πŸ”΄: every minute of ever day

Kurt πŸŒƒ: they are really cute

Hank πŸ”¬: at least you haven't had to be a third wheel for a decade

Logan 🍁: I have, it's not fun

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: agreedΒ 

Psylocke πŸ’œ: lmaooooo

Peter πŸ’¨: let's move the conversation away from my parents and just focus on food

WhoDoYouThinkIAm πŸ₯Έ: you and food PeterΒ  πŸ™„

Peter πŸ’¨: I'm hungry Aunt Raven

Don'tTouch 🚫: bro you're always hungry πŸ™„

Peter πŸ’¨: true, especially if Kurt is is the room 😏

Kurt πŸŒƒ: *blushes* 😳😳😳

Charles πŸ“š: Peter, keep it PG, we are trying to eat

Storm β›ˆοΈ: LMAOOOOOO

Psylocke πŸ’œ: you just got told Peter

Logan 🍁: 🀣🀣🀣

OfficialScottSummers πŸ”΄: Bahahahahaha

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: wow 🀣🀣🀣

Hank πŸ”¬: omg lmfao

Peter πŸ’¨: Mom what was that forrrr 😠

Charles πŸ“š: it is called Karma πŸ˜‰

Erik 🧲: 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Peter πŸ’¨: πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

Remy ♣️: This was hilarious however I want to eat

Bobby 🧊: yeah let's eat

Psylocke πŸ’œ: ok

Don'tTouch 🚫: sounds good babe

Kitty 😻: good idea Bobby

Logan 🍁: let's eat

*Everyone begins eating*

Charles πŸ“š: *slowly moved his foot up Erik's leg*

Erik 🧲: *chokes on his food then blushes* 

Charles πŸ“š: *smirks*

Erik 🧲: *whispers* Charles your foot

Charles πŸ“š: *whispers* Karma

Erik 🧲: *whispers* we are in public 

Charles πŸ“š: *smirks, moves his foot further up Erik's leg and whispers* I'm shielding us don't worry, they think we are just eating and holding hands in top of the table

Erik 🧲: *whispers* fuck Charles 

Charles πŸ“š: languageΒ 

Erik 🧲: *whispers* Don't make me yank you by that clip on your tie

Charles πŸ“š: *whispers* oh you noticed it? I put it on for you handsome, I know you like it when I wear metal

Erik 🧲: when this dinner is over I will be fucking the brains out of you

Charles πŸ“š: I look forward to it

Erik 🧲: put the shield down in case people get suspicious as we aren't talking 

Charles πŸ“š: I would however you are blushing like an idiot

Erik 🧲: fuck you

Charles πŸ“š: happily

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