Relationships
ProfessorCardigan 🧬 and Peter 💨 are chatting privately.
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Peter can you come to my office please
Peter 💨: so you're not having sex with my dad?
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: ...no
Peter 💨: be right there
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Chatting in real life
Peter 😎: *walks into Charles' office* hey mom what did you want?
Erik 🧲: Hello Pete
Remy ♣️: Mom?
Hank 🔬: Get Peter to explain later
Charles 📚: I hate you Peter
Peter 😎: no you don't, you love me
Remy ♣️: *confused as fuck*
Charles 📚: anyway, Peter I would like you to meet Remy LeBeau, he is a new student
Peter 😎: heyo I'm Peter Maximoff
Remy ♣️: hello, I'm Remy
Charles 📚: can you show him around Pete?
Peter 😎: sure mom
Erik 🧲: Take Mr LeBeau to the room opposite yours
Peter 😎: alright dad
Hank 🔬: can I come, I don't want to be a third wheel
Remy ♣️: sure Mr McCoy
Charles 📚: off you pop now
Erik 🧲: make sure Mr LeBeau settles in son
Remy ♣️: call me Remy
Peter 😎: I will don't worry dad *walks over to the door*
Hank 🔬: *follows*
Remy ♣️: *follows*
Peter 😎: don't forget to wear protection
Charles 📚: 😳😳😳
Erik 🧲: Peter 😳
Peter 😎: *cackles then shuts the door behind him*
Remy ♣️: I'm so confused
Hank 🔬: there is a whole map of relationships in this place, you get used to it after a while
Remy ♣️: why did you call Professor Xavier mom?
Peter 😎: he's banging my dad - Erik
Hank 🔬: everyone else calls him mom because of a joke that was started when we first met Charles and Erik
Peter 😎: can I get your number, then I can add you to a group chat so that I can introduce you to everyone
Remy ♣️: of course *excitedly grins* whoimbouttamakeanameformyselfhere
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Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'
MrSexy 😎: there's a new kid, I'm going to add him. Be nice and introduce yourselves
Kitty 😻: how exciting
MrSexy 😎 added Remy ♣️ to 'Amazing Youngsters'.
Remy ♣️: bonjour
Psylocke 💜: hello I'm Betsy but you can call me Psylocke
Blueberry 🫐: Guten Tag, I'm Kurt aka nightcrawler
LazerKid 🔴: I'm Scott, you may know me as Mr summers as I'm a teacher. My other name is Cyclops
LightningMcQueen ⚡: I'm Ororo but you can call me storm
Kitty 😻: hi I'm Kitty aka Shadowcat
Don'tTouch 🚫: I'm Rogue
MrSexy 😎: and lastly moi, as you already know, I'm called Peter however I also go by quicksilver
Remy ♣️: hello everyone, what's with the nicknames?
LazerKid 🔴: it's because of our abilities
Remy ♣️: ah that makes sense
Psylocke 💜: have you got a nickname?
Blueberry 🫐: if not, we could give you one
Remy ♣️: you can call me the gambit
LightningMcQueen ⚡: please tell me there's not another chess geek
Don'tTouch 🚫: yeah we get that enough with mom and dad
Remy ♣️: no its not because of chess
Psylocke 💜: thank fuck
LazerKid 🔴: Chess is scarring
Remy ♣️: what's wrong with Chess?
Blueberry 🫐: have you met Charles and Erik?
Remy ♣️: I have, why?
MrSexy 😎: for them chess = sex
Don'tTouch 🚫: it's basically their version of date night
Psylocke 💜: so now everyone hates chess being mentioned
Remy ♣️: hahahaha
LightningMcQueen ⚡: so why are you called gambit?
Kitty 😻: it's a very interesting name
Remy ♣️: I have a knack for gambling
Blueberry 🫐: what in particular?
Remy ♣️: card games
LazerKid 🔴: you should talk to my brother some time
MrSexy 😎: and Logan
Don'tTouch 🚫: he doesn't know who they are twats
MrSexy 😎: meanie
Psylocke 💜: stupid fuckers
MrSexy 😎: I'm going to cry now
Blueberry 🫐: Peter come here
MrSexy 😎: at least someone loves me
Blueberry 🫐: yes, I love you handsome
LazerKid 🔴 added Logan 🍁 and TheBetterSummers 💪🏻 to the groupchat
Logan 🍁: if this is about me eating Charles' chocolate, it wasn't me it was Peter
LightningMcQueen ⚡: ...
Remy ♣️: ...
Psylocke 💜: ...
Kitty 😻: ...
LazerKid 🔴: ...
Blueberry 🫐: ...
MrSexy 😎: bro
Logan 🍁: oh there's no adults here that's good to know
Don'tTouch 🚫: brother, you are an adult
Psylocke 💜: really? I thought he was an immature teenager
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: he certainly acts like one
Logan 🍁: Hi Scottie
LazerKid 🔴: hey babe
MrSexy 😎: we wanted to introduce you too the new kid
Remy ♣️: hey I'm Remy LeBeau
Logan 🍁: shit
Psylocke 💜: well that's a nice thing to say to the new kid
Blueberry 🫐: be nice
Logan 🍁: I'm sorry what was I supposed to say "nice to see you again after you blasted me off my feet"
Remy ♣️: fuck it's you, don't kill me pls
Kitty 😻: I'm confused
LazerKid 🔴: Wait...Logan do you know Remy?
Logan 🍁: yup
MrSexy 😎: how?
Remy ♣️: It must have been just over a year ago, I was... somewhere I shouldn't be
Psylocke 💜: where were you?
LightningMcQueen ⚡: we won't snitch
Remy ♣️: I was playing poker in a bar
Logan 🍁: Charles sent me there as he got a signal that Mr LeBeau was in distress
Remy ♣️: oh so that's why you were asking for me, Charles was going to bring me here?
Logan 🍁: yes
Remy ♣️: I'm sorry Mr...
Logan 🍁: none of that Mr bullshit, I'm just Logan
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: so you must be the new kid, I'm Alex Summers and I'll be one of your teachers
Remy ♣️: nice to meet you Mr Summers
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: just call me Alex until we get to class
Remy ♣️: alright
MrSexy 😎: Wait add Hank, I don't want him feeling left out
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻 added Hank 🦠 to the group chat.
Hank 🦠: hello
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: hi handsome
LazerKid 🔴: ugh get a room
Kitty 😻: Logan is on this chat you know...
Logan 🍁: 😏
Remy ♣️: right what are the relationships here?
Blueberry 🫐: I'm dating Peter
MrSexy 😎: Hell yeah he is
Hank 🦠: I'm dating Alex
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: I think he knew that handsome
LazerKid 🔴: I'm dating Logan
Logan 🍁: I think he knew that babe
Psylocke 💜: I'm dating Ororo
LightningMcQueen ⚡: yup
Kitty 😻: I'm single
MrSexy 😎: then there's mom and dad
Don'tTouch 🚫: I'm dating Bobby - he's not in this group
Remy ♣️: may I ask why?
MrSexy 😎: he's a douchebag
Hank 🦠: Peter be nice
MrSexy 😎: But it's true Uncle Hank, plus he was horrible to Kurt
Hank 🦠: fine
Remy ♣️: what are the non romantic relationships?
Don'tTouch 🚫: Peter and I are basically siblings
MrSexy 😎: yeah and I'm basically siblings with Logan
Logan 🍁: but Rogue and I are more like Uncle and niece
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: unfortunately, Scott and I are siblings - by blood
LazerKid 🔴: ruuudddde
Psylocke 💜: then everyone refers to Charles and Erik as mom and dad
Blueberry 🫐: even the adults
Hank 🦠: Peter is like my nephew
MrSexy 😎: I'm an angel aren't I uncle Hank 😇
Hank 🦠: more like spawn of Satan
MrSexy 😎: 😈😈😈
Don'tTouch 🚫: dear lord 🤦🏻♀️
Remy ♣️: so you are all one giant family who is fucking each other
LazerKid 🔴: it sounds like incest when you say it like that
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: true but he has a point
Blueberry 🫐: and if you meet Raven, she's Charles' adopted sister
Remy ♣️: thanks for the history lesson
LightningMcQueen ⚡: you asked
Remy ♣️: true
Kitty 😻: it can be very confusing
Psylocke 💜: the more you are around it, the more you get used to it
Hank 🦠: you can use those words to describe a lot of things Betsy
MrSexy 😎: other than the gayest couple ever
Logan 🍁: agreed
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: mom and dad 🏳️🌈
Blueberry 🫐: I've gotten used to them
Psylocke 💜: but you're nice Kurt
Remy ♣️: so what are you nicknames?
Logan 🍁: I'm wolverine
Hank 🦠: I'm beast
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: and I'm Havok
Remy ♣️: cool, I'm gambit as I said. I do have a question, how come you don't have a nickname Rogue?
Don'tTouch 🚫: I guess my name is kind of already a nickname in itself
MrSexy 😎: fair point
Remy ♣️: well from now on, to me you are Cheerio
Don'tTouch 🚫: why?
Remy ♣️: first thing that came into my head, plus I just saw you walk past my room eating Cheerios
Don'tTouch 🚫: fair enough
Kitty 😻: you had better be careful Rogue, Bobby won't like you talking to other boys
LightningMcQueen ⚡: Bobby can't control her
Logan 🍁: she can make her own choices
Psylocke 💜: yeah she doesn't need to be controlled
Blueberry 🫐: leave her alone Kitty
Kitty 😻: alright chill I was just pointing something out
MrSexy 😎: yeah but no one asked you
Kitty 😻: 😒
Remy ♣️: you guys are weird
Hank 🦠: you're only just noticing 😱😱😱
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: blame Peter
MrSexy 😎: why me???
Logan 🍁: cause why not
MrSexy 😎: ...