Drunk
Summers1️⃣ created the group 'It was Peter's idea...'
Summers 1️⃣ added MrSexy 😎, Psylocke 💜, Blueberry 🫐, Kitty 😻, Don'tTouch 🚫, Storm ⛈️ and Summers 2️⃣ to the groupchat.
Don'tTouch 🚫: why do we have a groupchat we are all in the same room?
Kitty 😻: in case some of us aren't in the same room
Don'tTouch 🚫: no one asked you Kitty
Summers 2️⃣: you literally did
Don'tTouch 🚫: Stfu young Summers
Psylocke 💜: Alex you're a teacher, you shouldn't be ok with this
Summers 1️⃣: don't tell me how to live my life
Summers 1️⃣: y r u complaining anyway?
MrSexy 😎: did you forget the fact that Scott is also a teacher
Storm ⛈️: yeah you shouldn't be ok with this either
Summers 2️⃣: don't tell me how to live my life
Psylocke 💜: to be fair Scott doesn't act like a teacher
MrSexy 😎: true
Blueberry 🫐: guys don't fight
Summers 1️⃣: oi you stole my fucking line bro
Don'tTouch 🚫: oh my days 🤦🏻♀️
Summers 2️⃣: oh go bang Hank, Alex
Kitty 😻: well this is new
MrSexy 😎: it's really not
Summers 1️⃣: well maybe I will
Blueberry 🫐: we don't want to know
Storm ⛈️: B, why are you crying?
Psylocke 💜: Because you are so prettyyyyy
Kitty 😻: well this is new
Don'tTouch 🚫: it's really not, they've been dating for like 6 months
Summers 2️⃣: I'm so single 💀
MrSexy 😎: you should stop staring at my brother's arse and go ask him tf out
Summers 2️⃣: don't tell me how to live my life bro
Psylocke 💜: so glad I don't have siblings
Summers 1️⃣: again with the stealing my line 🙄
Don'tTouch 🚫: jeez 🤦🏻♀️
Summer 1️⃣: Alex this is for you: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Blueberry 🫐: guys be nice
MrSexy 😎: in the nursery rhyme, Humpty Dumpty, they never said that he was an egg...
Kitty 😻: thanks for fucking up my childhood
MrSexy 😎: you're welcome
Psylocke 💜: when you wait for a waiter, you become a waiter
Summers 2️⃣: butter is food lotion
Storm ⛈️: ...what the fuck is wrong with you?
Summers 2️⃣: everything
Blueberry 🫐: the letter X has more uses in maths than in the English language
MrSexy 😎: unless you're a) in love, b) related to Charles Xavier or c) my dad who is dating Charles Xavier
Don'tTouch 🚫: that's true
MrSexy 😎: homework stands for "half of my energy wasted on random knowledge"
Psylocke 💜: frr
Summers 2️⃣: agreed
Don'tTouch 🚫: Scott you're a teacher...
Summers 2️⃣: oh yeah
Kitty 😻: agreed
Storm ⛈️: 100%
Blueberry 🫐: it's not that bad Pete
Summers 1️⃣: I am a teacher you know...eh who cares
MrSexy 😎: if you had a room made of mirrors, what would it look like in the mirrors
Psylocke 💜: what the fuck, I need to know that's crazy
Don'tTouch 🚫: wait I need to know the answer now
Kitty 😻: Yeah Peter has a good point
Summers 1️⃣: I'll go ask Hank
Blueberry 🫐: good idea
Summers 2️⃣: don't shag him
Storm ⛈️: haha
MrSexy 😎: this is very entertaining
Kitty 😻: yeah, I'm sooooo drunk
Blueberry 🫐: Kitty, leave Peter alone he doesn't look comfortable
Don'tTouch 🚫: get off my brother
Kitty 😻: but he's sooooo hot
Summers 2️⃣: you need to open your eyes
Psylocke 💜: she must have hit her head
MrSexy 😎: ruuudddde
Storm ⛈️: what if foods were named after people and people were made out of food
Summers 2️⃣: Blueberry time for dinner
Blueberry 🫐: what are we having?
MrSexy 😎: Peter
Psylocke 💜: poor Kurt chocked on his drink
Don'tTouch 🚫: we are so drunk rn
Psylocke 💜: shut it spaghetti
Kitty 😻: lmao
Storm ⛈️: wait where's Alex...
Don'tTouch 🚫: he's probably fucking Hank
Summers 2️⃣: that's my brother 🤮🤮🤮
Blueberry 🫐: ah well at least it's not your parents
MrSexy 😎: ya I win in the competition of "who would be more scarred when they walk in on a family member having sex"
Psylocke 💜: lmao
Summers 2️⃣: Peter if I were to date your brother, I would make him disconnect your WiFi every day at 7pm
MrSexy 😎: you're not my mom and if you disconnected my WiFi you wouldn't be able to use it as everyone uses the same WiFi here
Summers 2️⃣: I wouldn't need WiFi if I'm riding your brother
Don'tTouch 🚫: ewwwwww that's my brother too
Kitty 😻: poor you
Blueberry 🫐: Peter just retched
MrSexy 😎: 🤮🤮🤮
Psylocke 💜: drama queen
MrSexy 😎: I'm going to eat some watermelon, anyone want some?
Summers 2️⃣: gay
Don'tTouch 🚫: how the fuck is eating watermelon gay???
Psylocke 💜: Scott what the fuck is wrong in your head
Kitty 😻: everything
Blueberry 🫐: you guys are fucking weirdos who need to watch how much you drink
Storm ⛈️: since when did Kurt swear this much?
Blueberry 🫐: since I sat on Peter's dick
Summers 2️⃣: there are innocent children present who are now crying because of that image in
Don'tTouch 🚫: WHATTT!?
Psylocke 💜: when did this happen???
Summers 2️⃣: now this is shocking
Kitty 😻: when did you guys get together?
MrSexy 😎: a little while ago
Kitty 😻: when exactly?
MrSexy 😎: why would I tell you that, it's mine and Kurt's anniversary not yours bitch
Storm ⛈️: wow congratulations
Blueberry 🫐: thanks
MrSexy 😎: thanks
Don'tTouch 🚫: "watermelon is gay and Kurt makes kids cry" now streaming on Netflix
Psylocke 💜: lmaooo
Kitty 😻: Cannon = Things that go boom
Storm ⛈️: cannon = things that are real
MrSexy 😎: they both destroy ships
Summers 2️⃣: he didn't...
Psylocke 💜: oh yes he did...
Blueberry 🫐: Peterrrrr don't you dareee
MrSexy 😎: sorry handsome x
Don'tTouch 🚫: Alex has been awfully quiet...
Blueberry 🫐: yeah...
Summers 1️⃣: I'm back you drunk children
Kitty 😻: what took you so long?
Summers 2️⃣: he banged Hank
MrSexy 😎: lmao
Summers 1️⃣ removed Summers 2️⃣ from the groupchat
Psylocke 💜: what did Hank say?
Summers 1️⃣: he looked at me, looked at the table, asked if I was drunk, glared at me disapprovingly, laughed, searched up where to find large mirrors then fucked me
Don'tTouch 🚫: toooo much info
Storm ⛈️: we are going to test the hell out of this experiment
Blueberry 🫐: agreed
MrSexy 😎: yep
Kitty 😻 added Summers 2️⃣ to the groupchat
Psylocke 💜: hey Scott
Summers 2️⃣: ruuudddde
Don'tTouch 🚫: 🙄🙄🙄
Storm ⛈️: it's funny how they call it beauty sleep when I still wake up looking like a trashcan
Psylocke 💜: but a very cute trashcan, one that makes me want to bang you
MrSexy 😎: I'm using that on Kurt when he next calles himself trash
Blueberry 🫐: I am though
MrSexy 😎: NO YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE MY ADORABLE LITTLE BLUEBERRY PIE ❤️
Don'tTouch 🚫: awwww
Summers 2️⃣: you two are goals
Kitty 😻: thinking about Logan?
Summers 2️⃣: ...I mean you're not wrong
Storm ⛈️: awwwww
Summers 1️⃣: I feel like pissing someone off so bye Scott
Summers 1️⃣ removed Summers 2️⃣ from the groupchat
Psylocke 💜: lmao
MrSexy 😎 added Summers 2️⃣ and ProfessorCardigan 🧬 to the groupchat
Storm ⛈️: Peter you twat
Psylocke 💜 cleared the chat
MrSexy 😎: shit I misclicked
Don'tTouch 🚫 cleared the chat
ProfessorCardigan 🧬 added Hank 🔬, Logan 🍁 and Dadneto 🧲 to the groupchat
Blueberry 🫐 cleared the chat
MrSexy 😎 cleared the chat
MrSexy 😎 cleared the chat
Summers 1️⃣ cleared the chat
MrSexy 😎 cleared the chat
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MrSexy 😎 cleared the chat
Kitty 😻 cleared the chat
MrSexy 😎 cleared the chat
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Summers 2️⃣: It's cleared Jesus Peter
MrSexy 😎 removed Summers 2️⃣ from the groupchat
Storm ⛈️: hello dear teachers, there is absolutely nothing to see here
Psylocke 💜: nothing at all
Dadneto 🧲: ...
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: ...
Hank 🔬: ...
Logan 🍁: ...
Blueberry 🫐: psst the chat name
Kitty 😻 changed the chat name to 'Innocent children 😇'
Summers 1️⃣: erm hi Charles, Erik, Logan...Hank
Dadneto 🧲: what the fuck did I just witness
Logan 🍁: drunk teenage idiots
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: ...