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Chatting on 'Innocent children 😇'

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Do you have an explanation for what we just saw?

Summers 2️⃣: to be fair Professor, I had just dumped Jean

Logan 🍁: finally, everyone could see that it was a toxic relationship

Summers 2️⃣: it wasn't at first 

Logan 🍁: people change and sometimes it's not for the better 

Summers 2️⃣: true

Logan 🍁: it's alright, there's plenty of fish in the see, you'll be able to find someone better who truly loves you for who you are

Psylocke 💜: Logan's being nice...

Hank 🔬: it's a miracle

Kitty 😻: it was all Peter's idea, he made us do it

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Peter is this true?

MrSexy 😎: it was my idea however I didn't make anyone do anything, look inside my head if you need to

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I do believe you however do I have you permission as what you did is illegal

MrSexy 😎: sure go ahead

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Erik, do I have your permission?

Dadneto 🧲: yes

Psylocke 💜: that was kind of you Kitty, to put the blame on Peter on so quickly, really trustworthy 

Don'tTouch 🚫: yeah what a great friend you are

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Peter was telling the truth, he did not force anyone to do anything

Hank 🔬: why did you suggest something illegal Peter?

MrSexy 😎: to cheer Scott up, he didn't know what to feel after dumping Jean so I wanted to make him feel like a kid for a bit and have a bit of fun

Logan 🍁: that was good of you kid

MrSexy 😎: thanks 

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Alex why didn't you stop them?

Summers 1️⃣: I wasn't there for most of the time

Dadneto 🧲: where were you then?

Hank 🔬: he was with me

Dadneto 🧲: doing...

Blueberry 🫐: I don't think you want the answer to that question Mr Lehnsherr

Hank 🔬: 😳😳😳

Summers 1️⃣: yeah you don't want to know...

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I think enough has been said about this situation

Dadneto 🧲: I'm so confused

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I'll explain it all later

Dadneto 🧲: alright

Summers 1️⃣: 💀💀💀

Logan 🍁: right did anyone get hurt?

Storm ⛈️: no, Rogue and Kurt made sure of it

Logan 🍁: good kids

MrSexy 😎: we were just having a bit of fun mom, dad

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Peter please change your nickname

MrSexy 😎: :(((

MrSexy 😎 changed his name to Peter 🍉

Psylocke 💜: not the watermelon 💀💀💀

Peter 🍉: hehehe

Blueberry 🫐: have you got anything to say about the watermelon Scott?

Summers 2️⃣: I hate you

Don'tTouch 🚫: lmaooo 

Storm ⛈️: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Summers 1️⃣: did you get to eat your watermelon Peter?

Peter 🍉: no I didn't, I'm very upset

Dadneto 🧲: what's with the talk about watermelon?

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: your guess is as good as mine darling

Logan 🍁: not gonna lie, we probably don't want to know mom

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I hate that you call me mom Logan

Logan 🍁: it pisses you off so of course I do it

ProfessorCardigan 🧬 😑😑😑

Hank 🔬: he's right mom, we probably don't want to know

Dadneto 🧲: this is rather amusing

Kitty 😻: are we going to get in trouble?

Psylocke 💜: why would you ask that?

Blueberry 🫐: I'm sorry I broke the rules Professor Xavier

Peter 🍉: sorry mom, sorry dad

Summers 2️⃣: I'm of age so do I need to apologize?

Logan 🍁: you are a teacher...

Summers 2️⃣: fair point sorry Charles, please don't fire me 🙏🏻

Storm ⛈️: sorry

Psylocke 💜: sorry

Kitty 😻: I'm really sorry professor

Don'tTouch 🚫: suck up. Sorry mom

Summers 1️⃣: I'm not sorry about not being there for part of it

Hank 🔬: 😘

Dadneto 🧲: 😯😯😯

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I accept your apologies, I'm not going to punish you for being teenagers who had a bit of fun and broke some rules to cheer up a friend. Just don't make it a common occurrence

Kitty 😻: yes sir of course

Don'tTouch 🚫: jeez I thought we got rid of the suck up in our group

Kitty 😻: 🙄🙄🙄

Summers 2️⃣: yes mom

Peter 🍉: you got it Charles 

Blueberry 🫐: of course sir

Psylocke 💜: yes mom

Storm ⛈️: yes mom

Summers 1️⃣: yes mom it won't happen again

Logan 🍁: haha

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Alex I hate you for creating that nickname

Dadneto 🧲: nahhh you love it really 

Peter 🍉: yeah mom you love it

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: 🤨🤨🤨

Hank 🔬: is there anything left to discuss?

Logan 🍁: got somewhere to go Hank?

Psylocke 💜: I think you mean "got something or someone to do Hank?" 

Storm ⛈️: the answer to that question is yes

Summers 2️⃣: don't remind me 🤮🤮🤮

Kitty 😻: lmao

Peter 🍉: Scott, I have it worse

Don'tTouch 🚫: true

Blueberry 🫐: yeah think of poor Peter 

Dadneto 🧲: what...

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I'll explain in a bit darling

Peter 🍉: do you even know what we're talking about Charles?

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I think so...

Hank 🔬: yes I do have something to do, coming Alex?

Summers 1️⃣: yep

Logan 🍁: they've gone to...

Psylocke 💜: we know

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I think that's everything, enjoy the rest of your evening

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Erik ❤️ and Charles 🥰 are chatting privately.

Erik ❤️: Explain please

Charles 🥰: Hank and Alex are a couple

Erik ❤️: damn that's shocking, little Hank McCoy the kid who never had a crush growing up has finally decided to look at something other than numbers

Charles 🥰: haha

Erik ❤️: ok everything makes so much more sense

Charles 🥰: that's good

Erik ❤️: Do you know what the watermelon was about?

Charles 🥰: kind of

Erik ❤️: I'm not sure if I want to know if I'm honest...ah well I can always ask Peter

Charles 🥰: are you mad at him?

Erik ❤️: no, I'm glad he was having a bit of fun 

Charles 🥰: so am I 

Erik ❤️: I was expecting you to go into strict parent mode

Charles 🥰: I was about to however after seeing why they were doing it, I softened

Erik ❤️: awww mommy Charles is so cute 

Charles 🥰: never call me that again

Erik ❤️: 😏

Charles 🥰: I hate you 

Erik ❤️: no you don't, you love me ❤️

Charles 🥰: that's true handsome ❤️

Erik ❤️: I am curious, did you see the conversations the kids were having?

Charles 🥰: I did actually

Erik ❤️: show me please

Charles 🥰: you had better prepare yourself, they get weird

Erik ❤️: I've had my fair share of weird things

Charles 🥰: come to my bedroom, thenI  can show you

Erik ❤️: Is that an excuse to get me into bed with you?

Charles 🥰: and if it is?

Erik ❤️: then I would certainly not be complaining 

Charles 🥰: good good

Erik ❤️: anyway, after you show me the chaos that occured, there is something I'd like to do

Charles 🥰: and what is that 

Erik ❤️: you'll have to wait and see, but it links into something I believe you had planned 

Charles 🥰: I look forward to it

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