stuck in my head when it rains

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
F/F
F/M
M/M
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stuck in my head when it rains
Summary
bangs head on wall @ firelilsthis is a formal apology i am now banned from swearing on twitter at my teachers  1k likes . 245 retweets
Note
this fic is entirely non-canon compliant, please take it with a pinch of salt i'm just having fun.this writer is very much anti jk and everything she says ! and the cursed child was a dumpster fire . yann fredericks & jayden avery are in the same year as james sirius .ib skybluethoughts !handles ! — everyone except oliver , jayden & anyone whose just a random user are canon characters . second son @ albuspottera @ greeneyespius like the roman @ scorpmalfjames sirius @ whimscalwonderwall @ bluebear ( booktok & photography)bangs head on wall @ firelilsit’s edward not theodore @ tedpinsave me @ roseleysee me ed sheeran @ huglowtouch grass @ domhquefuture architect @ lorcnscry me a river @ lysdsur local blonde @ frenchievictoire ! @ bagutteroxanne @ rockdenimfreddo ! @ thefrogmani’m adopted @ delphi plus !i hate my name @ kjenkinsas you should @ pollychapsheart eyes @ whyfredrickscraig bj @ bowkeroliver finmas @ seamanit’s actually @ javerydaily prophet @ dailyprophsm @ mcgonagallsprofessor neville @ herblgsthe quibbler @ realnargles
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dad i’m scared come pick me up



 

 

 

james sirius @whimscal

love(r) a man 

300 likes . 20 retweets 





second son @ albuspotter 

no



second son @ albuspotter

you’ll die alone  



replying to albuspotter  

save me @  roseley

what the fuck  



replying to albuspotter

james sirius @ whimscal 

uncalled for :( 











craig bj @ bowker 

i was told to buy a dog i need name suggestions 

120 likes . 22 retweets 




cry me a river @ lysds 

lysander 



ur local blonde @ frenchie 

louis beaumont weasley



bangs head on wall @ firelils

lily !!!

 

retweet craig bj @ bowker 

please stop suggesting your names 

 

| i was told to buy a dog i need name suggestions 

120 likes . 22 retweets 



replying to bowker  

bangs head on wall @ firelils

coward 







 

i hate my name @ kjenkins 

i hate my name 

120 likes . 22 retweets 



as you should @ pollchaps

see above . 



replying to pollchaps

i hate my name @ kjenkins

i hate you 



oliver finmas @ seaman

you love me <33333



replying to seaman

i hate my name @ kjenkins

no



replying to kjenkins

oliver finmas @ seaman

but i brought you nandos 



replying to seaman , kjenkins

as you should @ pollchaps

bit h wha t

 

replying to seaman 

i’m adopted @ delphi

you brought nandos without us 



replying to delphi 

oliver finmas @ seaman

was that a threat or a question ?



replying to seaman

i’m adopted @ delphi

guess 



replying to delphi 

oliver finmas @ seaman

dad i’m scared come pick me up








pius like the roman @ scorpmalf 

why is your hair so soft ?????

345 likes . 122 retweets 




pius like the roman @ scorpmalf 

please ignore 



pius like the roman @ scorpmalf 

i was an untamed scorpius 









save me @ roseley

HE WAS AN UNTAMED SCORPIUS .

166 likes . 91 retweets 




future architect @ lorcns 

living his sad little scorpius life 



replying to lorcns 

second son @ albuspotter 

bitch ?????



second son @ albuspotter 

he has a wonderful scorpius life i’m in it 








heart eyes @ whyfredricks

no no no no 

350 likes . 32 retweets 




james sirius @ whimscal

stick to the stuff you knowwww



heart eyes @ whyfredricks

if you wanna be cool ( like me ) follow one simple rule 



james sirius @ whimscal

don’t mess with the flow oh noooooo



heart eyes @ whyfredricks

STICK TO THE STATUS QUO



replying to whyfredricks

james sirius @ whimscal

cant believe you got hsm stuck in my head instead of hamilton 



heart eyes @ whyfredricks

 <33333



it’s actually @ javery 

when you think something is wrong and instead it’s just high school musical 

 

replying to javery

roxanne @ rockdemin 

you’re not concerned about their average hsm intake ?????

 

 

 





 

victoire ! @ bagutte 

what if i kissed a boy and didn’t like it 

1.2k likes . 543 retweets 




bangs head on wall @ firelils

burn them



replying to firelils

touch grass @ domhque

witch hunt revival era 



replying to domhque

save me @ roseley

they can’t be witches we gatekeep that 



replying to firelils, domhque , roseley

victoire ! @ bagutte 

so true women did it first but better 



replying to firelils, bagutte , roseley

touch grass @ domhque

sorry bitchhunt revival era



replying to domhque

bangs head on wall @ firelils

much better ! 



replying to bagutte  

it’s edward not theodore @ tedpin 

how do you die better ?



replying to tedpin

bangs head on wall @ firelils

why were men so shit at burning us 



replying to firelils

professor neville @ herblgs

they murdered thousands- 



replying to herblgs

bangs head on wall @ firelils

this bitch is mansplaining the witch trials to me 









bangs head on wall @ firelils

this is a formal apology i am now banned from swearing on twitter at my teachers

1k likes . 245 retweets 



 

james sirius @ whimscal

teacher(S) ????



second son @ albuspotter 

there was no apology in that i respect it 



replying to albuspotter

bangs head on wall @ firelils

you’re still not my favourite brother 



replying to firelils

second son @ albuspotter 

wow you tell someone they can’t sing one time 



replying to firelils  , albuspotter

james sirius @ whimscal

smirks 



pius like the roman @ scorpmalf 

i aspire for this level of self confidence 



see me ed sheeran @ huglow

 

ur local blonde @ frenchie 

^

 

future architect @ lorcns 

^

 

cry me a river @ lysds 

^

 

touch grass @ domhque

i have never been more proud of the cult following you have



 


 

 

as you should @ pollchaps

@ bowker did you ever pick a name ? 

120 likes . 0 retweets 

 

craig bj @ bowker

no i did not 

 

craig bj @ bowker

terrible name suggestions 

 

craig bj @ bowker

i’m now on mumsnet 

 

craig bj @ bowker

if this is what having kids is like i don’t want them 

 

craig bj @ bowker

but thank you kathleen for suggesting junior . 


replying to bowker

craig bj @ bowker

craig the third 

 

craig bj @ bowker

still better than louis beaumont weasley

 

replying to bowker

ur local blonde @ frenchie

lies and slander lies and slander we are now mortal enemies fuck you 

 

 


 

 

craig bj @ bowker

oh look my life just got quieter 

1k likes . 435 retweets 

 

 





james sirius @whimscal

i should get a tick for being harry potter’s son .

2k likes . 56 retweets 

 

 

james sirius ✔@whimscal

wow 

 

 

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