Dance Party Ending
“Well, turns out the piglins weren’t evil, they were just misunderstood! Maybe the real Minecraft was the friends we made along the way”, said the boy from the minecrap movie.
“I think I feel a song coming on, hit it piglin!”, exclaimed I, am Steve, signaling towards a piglin that comically took out a dj headset and table.
*song taken straight outta “2015 hits” starts playing*
The minecrap movie characters start having a dance party with the piglins. And then the beat dropped and they exploded into their moves. They were doing the whip, the nae-nae, they were bouncing all over the place, hitting the quan too.
After having to endure so many cliches throughout the entire movie, the dance party ending cliche finally made Brian (played by Jason Yomama) (ik Jason Yomama’s character is named Garret but whatever Brian is probably his middle name or some shit) snap as he yelled out, “OK THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW! I’VE HAD IT WITH ALL YOU FRICKIN TROPES AND ALL YOU FRICKIN CLICHES AND ALL YOU FRICKIN MINECRAFT FAN FRICKS! I AM SO FRICKIN MAD! I MEAN, YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE ME LOSE MY MARBLES! ”
Jason Yomama took the blue cube mcguffin and unleashed its power to enter creative mode, fully embracing the cliches and becoming a cliche twist villain.
“You fools, I was actually evil the entire time! I will now use the power of the blue cube mcguffin to take over the world! And there’s nothing you can do to stop me!”
“Brain, this isn’t you, snap out of it! You were supposed to be the hero, Brian!”, said the sarcastic girl from the minecrap movie.
Jason Yomama’s eyes turned fully white and started glowing as he said, “Hmm, I’m beginning to like that name…”
“Who…aaaaaaaaare yoouu?”, asked the boy from the minecrap movie in a very obnoxious tone.
“I, am Herobrine”, Herobrine said, raising an eyebrow.
He then uses the power of the blue cube mcguffin to go back to the real world and leaves the minecrap movie characters stranded in Minecraft.
“Aww man”, the minecrap movie characters said in unison.
“If I’m going to conquer the world, I’m going to need an army”
Herobrine teleported everyone named Brian to his coordinates and took control of them, as one of his new powers was to control people named Brian.
“I shall call you, my Army of Heroes! Erm, that sounded better in my head. Now, where were we? Oh that’s right, you are all going to help me take over the world!”