Switched

Tsunade sighs at the standoff that is happening in the middle of her office.

“Tsunade-sama?” Kakashi asks after a long moment of silence, “What is this?” He keeps his eyes trained on the lookalikes.

Tsunade sighs some more. “Come nearer. I'll have them explain, they're not a danger.”

“HEY! You're that Obito guy!” Naruto exclaims pointing at said man. Obito smiles at Naruto as Kakashi looks at his student in worry.

“Yeah! It's great to see you Naru-chan! You look as cute as always! How's your Sasuke situation?” Obito says releasing the other Kakashi from his grasp. Naruto yells indignantly at being called cute as his teammates and teacher try to question him. The other Obito and Kakashi stare in amusement.

Tsunade slams her hands on her desk, “ALRIGHT! All of you settle down and come here!” She commands. They all nod and get closer to her desk, split into two groups.

“Kakashi,” She says turning to the younger Kakashi, “We met them when Naruto was bringing me back. They'll be staying here a while and requested you to be their 'guides' while they're here. It's best if I let them explain though.”

Kakashi nods, still somewhat weary.

“Well I think the best thing to do first is introduce ourselves,” the older Kakashi says, clapping his hands.

“My name is Uchiha/Hatake Kakashi, you can call me Kashi for now until we find something better. This is my partner and Hokage, Uchiha Obito.” He says with a smile.

“Uchiha?” Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi ask at the same time as Naruto exclaims,“Hokage!?”

“Yes, I married into the clan when I was 19,” Kashi says still with a smile. Kakashi looks at him in surprise.

“You heard that right Naruto! I am the fifth Hokage where I'm from,” Obito smiles softly at the young Naruto. Naruto looks ready to burst with questions.

“Now's not the time Naru-chan,” Kashi says, Naruto pouts as the alternate version of his teacher pets him with a gloved hand.

Kashi backs off, hands raised, when he feels a glare aimed at him. Kakashi, still glaring pulls Naruto closer to himself as if to protect him.

“These are my students, Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura,” Kashi introduces the three people behind him. “Sakura-honey, please lower the hood.”

Sakura sighs softly before lowering their hood, revealing their face. They looked a lot like the younger Sakura but older. Their hair was not short like their counterpart but it was not loose, it was in a tight bun with their bangs framing their face.

“Call me Saku for now,” Saku says ignoring the starstruck look on Sakura and Naruto's faces.

“You can call me Susanoo, I guess,” the older Sasuke says shrugging. He as well looked a lot like his counterpart except for his red markings and shoulder blade length shaggy hair in a ponytail. Sasuke just glares at him. Noticing the glare Susanoo smirks and waves his fingers at him, causing Sasuke's glare increase in intensity.

“If we're all getting different names, you guys can call me Narumi!” the older Naruto says. Naruto nods sagely in agreement.

“Uh, isn't Narumi a girls name?” Sakura asks somewhat confused.

“Yeah? So what?” Naruto asks, not seeing the problem. Narumi nods along.

“He's a boy!” Sakura huffs.

“How do you know that? Has Sakura-chan been sneaking peeks at young Naru here? I didn't realize you were such a pervert!” Narumi teases. Sakura blushes furiously. Naruto and Obito snicker at her reaction.

“No! I just-” She breaks off before she digs herself deeper, she looks confused, “Nevermind.” Saku pats her shoulder.

“Now that that's out of the way,” Obito says, suddenly serious, “We can get back to business.” The ones not used to his sudden changes of mood look at him in surprise.

“Why are you here?” Kakashi asks.

“Well, Kakashi-kun that's the problem, none of us actually remembers.” Kashi says, “All we remember is that we were heading back towards Konoha after a goodwill tour of Kumo.”

“There was a flash of light but we weren't attacked,” Saku says, slightly frustrated.

“I managed to get a glimpse of a seal with my sharingan. But I've never seen it before and I hate that,” Susanoo grumbles.

“We're not even sure that the seal was what brought us here, though,” Narumi says.

“We thought Konoha was our best bet of getting home, since the Akatsuki here are Jinchuriki hunting assholes and we'd probably be killed almost everywhere else,” Obito says. Jiraiya perks up at the mention of the Akatsuki as Tsunade nods at the logic.

“If your Akatsuki don't hunt Jinchuriki then what are they? And when we first met you mentioned a deal.” Jiraiya asks.

“The Akatsuki run a very successful shinobi restaurant chain, with the main one being on the border of Ame and Hi no Kuni. Most of the employees are former missing-nin or retired shinobi,” Kashi says to the bewildered looking group, “As for the files I promised you, Jiraiya-sama, I will give them to you when we are through with this meeting. They have weaknesses, names, and anything you would probably need.”

“Wait. How did you even get all that information?” Tsunade asks suspiciously.

“Obito's good friends with them. So when we got here and saw who they are here, we had Obito write down all he knew about them. I knew we would could use the information we had for our advantage,” Kashi says.

“Obito's friends with a group of S-rank missing-nin?” Kakashi ask incredulously.

“Former missing-nin!” Obito says as if that makes it any better.

“Obito has a tendency to make friends with weird or very overpowered people,” Saku says.

“Sort of like Narumi has the tendency to give therapy sessions to almost everyone we get into fights with. WHILE fighting them,” Susanoo says to nods from his teammates and Narumi's pouting.

“Ah, I see.” Jiraiya says, not actually seeing. There is silence as everyone digests the information that was sprung on them. After some time of quiet Tsunade coughs politely into her fist. Everyone looks up at her from their thoughts.

“So where will you be staying?” She asks.

“Uhhh... I didn't think that far ahead,” Obito answers awkwardly, scratching his neck.

“Of course,” Saku whispers loudly to their teammates. Obito wilts.

“Good thing sensei is the brains of the operation,” Narumi whispers. Obito mimes a blow to the chest and drapes himself dramatically over Kashi, who has chosen to ignore the world around him once more.

“Obito's a dumbass,” Susanoo says, not even trying to whisper. Obito wails and collapses on the ground in front of his partner, who kicks him away.

“While my idiot of a husband did not think about our lodgings, I did,” Kashi says putting away his book. Kakashi and his cute students stare at the disaster that is their alternate selves plus Obito.

“If I had a choice in the matter I would put us all in the Uchiha compound but seeing as how hard Sasuke-kun is glaring at me right now, I would have to go with the Hatake compound but then again knowing myself it would currently be unlivable,” Kashi says in amusement, “So we will be staying with our counterparts. Until we either get home, Sasuke-kun allows us into the compound, or we end up fixing up the Hatake compound.”

“No,” Sasuke huffs in anger. Kakashi kind of avoids everyone's eyes.

“Well that's that I guess,” Obito cheerily says standing up, “You know this has always been a dream of mine, although it usually involves more Kakashis and a bed.”

There is an awkward silence as everyone processes that sentence. Suddenly everyone's faces except for both Kakashis shift into ones of disgust. Kashi just smiles as Kakashi flushes and looks faint.

“PERVERT!” both Narutos yell.

“You say away from Kakashi-sensei!” Naruto yells putting himself in front of his teacher. Sakura and Sasuke sort of huddle behind Naruto with glares aimed at Obito.

“Yeah! Can't you tell he's still innocent! Just look at him he looks like he's gonna faint!” Narumi says as he stands next to Kakashi, easily supporting his weight. Susanoo and Saku just nod in agreement.

“Don't worry Kakashi, Obito's might be a pervert but he won't do anything without our permission,” Kashi says serenely with a dash of killing intent aimed at Obito, who nods meekly.

“R-right,” Kakashi nods and takes a breath. “Okay so your cute students will be staying with my cute little genin for the foreseeable future?”

Kashi nods with a smile, “Looks like it. And Obito and I will be staying with you, don't worry I'll keep Obito on a tight leash and he'll refrain from making too many perverted comments.”

Kakashi nods with slight relief, he might like reading smut but the thought of doing anything remotely sexual makes him blush.

Tsunade and Jiraiya watch in amusement as they are forgotten by both team sevens.

“Soooo. Those files you were talking about, Kashi?” Jiraiya interrupts.

“Catch,” Kashi says simply, throwing him a scroll.

Jiraiya cackles in glee as he opens it and sits on the floor to read. Tsunade smiles soflty in amusement and shakes her head.

“Alright you brats, scram!” Tsunade says shooing them.

Saku leaves with a small smile and glides gracefully out the door, Sakura rushes to catch up after a bow to Tsunade.

Narumi picks up Naruto and balances him on his hip like one would a toddler. Naruto struggles but is unable to escape, giving up with a pout. Although he soon curls up to his older counterpart.

“You're so light what have you been eating this whole time? You know what? I don't wanna know. I'm gonna teach you how to take care of yourself correctly. First things first-” Narumi's voice fades as he walks away.

Sasuke looks at Susanoo in suspicion. Susanoo smirks and picks up Sasuke by the back of his shirt and holds him away from his body like one would a smelly rag. Sasuke screams in outrage but is unable to escape so he crosses his arms and fumes.

“That's one nasty seal you have there friend-o. We'll have to do something about it, but I'll need Narumi and Saku's help with it. Last time we dealt with a seal this nasty was when we took one off of Anko-neechan's neck. Don't look at me like that, that shitty little thing in impairing your-” Susanoo lectures the fuming Uchiha as he walks.

Tsunade snorts as the older team seven interacts with the younger one.

“Well Tsunade-sama if you need us you know where to find us,” Obito says from behind her, startling her from her thoughts.

She turns just in time to see Obito hop out of the window with Kakashi draped over one shoulder and Kashi under his free arm. Kashi looks almost bored with one hand under his chin holding his head up, elbow against Obito's hip and his other hand holding his book open in front of his face. Kakashi on the other hand is limply hanging from Obito's shoulder but has his face buried in his arms.

“DON'T USE MY WINDOWS AS DOORS!” Tsunade yells after him and watches as Obito cackles and dodges the paperweight she threw. As she continues to watch Obito is stopped by a shinobi but suddenly runs away from him causing the shinobi and others nearby to chase after him.

She sighs but turns away from the window and watches Jiraiya with a soft smile as he reads excitedly though the files he was given. He has them spread out around him, taking notes and shifting them into an order that Tsunade knows only he understands.