Bad Times Abound
Scene 1
Bad Luck Target: Jonin Hatake Kakashi
"RAIKIRI!" The fiend in front of me dies, but the ability does not stop, but hits me. I am thankful that Force of Nature converts the lightning attack into a healing force. Kakashi will still need to answer to mom though.
Later
Kakashi looks at the Hokage despondently from the hospital bed.
"You mean to tell me you didn't stop yourself from injuring one of the 'protect-at-all-costs-kids', and was hunted through all of Spira, and risk death should you or any ninja attempt to go there?" Sarutobi Hiruzen asks.
"That is correct, sir.
"SSSSS rank secret then, hopefully we can repair the relationship between the two worlds soon."
(Just a though of what would happen if Kakashi actually hit Harry.)
Scene 2
Bad Luck Target: Potions Master Severus Snape
I see the giant blue...thing walk in, and my instincts take over. "Patrific Totalus!"
"SLOW!"
"ESUNA!"
"DARK HIT!"
The world goes black, but I can still move. Bad mistake. (Yeah, for you.)
Later
"Severus, my boy, can you tell me what happened?" Albus asks.
"The only thing I can say until I'm out of a three week healing coma is that they need no training!"
Dumbledore stumbles back a bit as the venom in Snape's voice is more potent than ever before. The spell was cast, and for the next three weeks, no more information can be gathered.
What could have caused that much damage?
(Let's see here, Yuna, Rikku, Paine, Tidus, Wakka, Kimahri, Lulu, Harry, Naruto, Bori, Nooj, Grippal, Baralai, some fiends from the fiend creator, and a 75% chance of Leblanc, Logos, and Omri showing up and helping. Who knew that Harry and Naruto were really well liked?)
(Seriously, don't mess with the Chocobos, tall and gangly they may be, they are powerful and scary when properly provoked.)
Scene 3
Bad Luck Target: Professional Aurors
We didn't get five steps before Uncle Kimahri was attacked.
Sadly it would take 3 hours, 30 Stashed Elixirs, 30 Mega-Elixirs, 50 Scans, 4 Ultimas, 10 Flares, 5 Life spells, and 10 Phoenix Downs before our part of the battle was over.
Mind you, this does not count what all the other adults in our family used.
Seriously, who fights that hard against children?
Oh, lookie here, a fresh group just volunteered themselves to help me get less angry, might as well. "DOUBLE OVERDRIVE! ULTIMATE AUROCH'S WHEELS!"
Ah, they flee in terror. Such a wonderful sound.
NO ONE MESSES WITH MY FAMILY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
Scene 4
Bad Luck Target: Harry and Naruto
Harry and Naruto were not having a good day. It started out with their morning exercise in the Fiend Arena. Not only did their Spheregrid not work well with the Fiend teams, they had little success with actual hits.
"Caneuicmo, fryd ec ib fedr uin milg?" (Seriously, what is up with our luck?) Naruto asks as they got stranded in Bikanel due to do a sandstorm.
Honestly? I think our bad luck is feeding off of the other. Typically only one has bad luck, not both." Harry responds
"Dryd ec dnia." (That is true.) We take cover as another sandstorm his our area. "Fa yna tuusat." (We are doomed.)
After seven sandstorms, Harry and Naruto finally crawl back to the Al Bhed encampment.
With the offer of feed, they scarf down all that they can, before suddenly choking and practically fighting each other by a liberal use of Water, Watera, and Waterga spells. The food was just that spicy.
'Maybe today can get better?' They both think at the same time. The Cactaur attack does little to ease their worries.
Scene 5
Bad Luck Target: Spira
A couple of days after Harry and Naruto's disastrous day. (See Scene 4), it was every one else's turn to feel what they went through, starting with the Gullwings.
First, they got trapped in their respective Lady Luck Sphere, second ,Harry and Naruto seemed to have leeched all the good luck right from them.
Here are a couple of examples:
First was the successful retrieval of their currently unusable Mega-spheres which were stolen the night before.
Second was their success in the Fiend Arena.
And third was when Harry and Naruto entered the Calm Land to place bets, they managed to win 200 wins, in a row, at each attraction. (Needless to say, they got banned for a short while.)
All of Spira prayed that something like this never happens again. They don't think their economy could take it anymore.
Scene 6
Bad Luck Target: Naruto
With a puff of smoke, Naruto appears in the Leblanc Chateaux. This will not end well.
A few years later
Naruto deftly moves through the goons, weaving through their ranks. This is bad because he does not want to fight, especially children.
The boy with the Gullwings though, could he possibly have been a friend? Why does this always happen to him?
Why must he be so alone?
Naruto never voices these thoughts though, how can he? All he wants is silence and a friend, not what he has become.
Scene 7
Bad Luck Target: Error
Due to the luck of the number 7, this scene refuses to be written and has deleted itself many times.
Scene 8
Bad Luck Target: Calm Lands
"THIS IS A STATE OF EMERGENCY!!!! The calm lands are requesting our assistance." Brother's voice rings out through the intercom.
"Coming.
A short while later.
"So, you mean to tell us," Paine starts.
"That there are two very lucky kids raised by fiends," Rikku continues.
"And you want us to investigate because they are going to eventually close down the Open Air and Argent Inc. Companies?" Yuna finishes.
"That is correct." Buddy says. "Shinra says that there also may be some sort of time/space distortion around there, so be careful.
"Will do."
A few hours later.
Despite the fact that the children have disappeared, the Gullwings will never talk about what happened ever again.
Scene 9
Bad Luck Target: Dumbledore
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation fo WIzards, and Order of Merlin, First Class, made a very big mistake.
What mistake was this, you ask?
Simple, he sent Hagrid to collect Harry Potter.
"Hagrid, resigned," Minerva says, mostly to herself.
"Yes, it appears that there is more for him to study there than ever before, and they have granted him asylum and amnesty, as well as a way to actually do magic without being traced."
"Oh," Minerva says.
Yes, oh, especially when they find out a few key facts from Hagrid, and cause a massive, massive overturn of the government and cause perhapes the longest string of re-trials ever seen in the history of Earth, Magical and Mundane combined, as well as causing Dumbledore to loose most of his titles as a result.
On a side note, Shinra also collected a new assistant.
Scene 10
Bad Luck Target: Minerva McGonagall
Minerva silently watches the house that Harry is supposed to be staying in, the Macalania Temple. However no child has entered that house for a week.
Seriously, why have that for an address if they don't live there?
Another letter comes for her to give, this time to a place called Mt. Gagazet. Hopefully Harry will be there.
Yet another week has passed, and still no sign of Harry. Maybe the letter to Bevelle will provide answers.
No such luck, maybe Kilika Port?
Nothing, perhaps the Thunder Plains?
That a no, maybe Luca?
Bikanel Island?
Djose Temple?
Mihen Highroad?Mushroom Rock Road?
Calm Lands?
Guadosalam?
JUST WHERE COULD HARRY BE??????
"Excuse me? Ma'am? You look lost." A child's voice says behind me.
I turn around, and here, at the Moonflow, I find him, Harry Potter.
"Harry Potter?" I ask to be safe.
Yes Ma'am, do I know you from somewhere?" He asks politely.
"I have a letter for you," I say, while all the while thinking 'FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
A few minutes later
"Ma'am? You do realize that the time to reply has passed, right?"
That was the final straw.
Scene 11
Bad Luck Target: Voldemort and Quirrell
Never before had Voldemort and Quirrell been so thankful for Transfiguration.
Seriously! He's dressed like a *shudder* Muggle Tourist, worse a Hawaiian Muggle Tourist.
He had it all, the khaki shorts, the flower top, the lea, the sandle-sock combo, the sunscreen on his nose, and a camera.
When Voldemort gets his body back, the twins die first.
Scene 12
Bad Luck Target: Fred and George Weasley
"Brother mine?"
"Felt it too?"
"Think we can run fast enough?"
"Or far enough?
They both look at each other, before saying in sync, "Probably not."
They spent the next three weeks avoiding everyone.
Scene 13
Bad Luck Tar-ERROR ERROR ERROR CODE X
Due to-*Screams of terror*
Oh no, it's free. *Maniacal cackling
Yuna: Save yourselves, don't play the doom-*Static*
"Who's next?" I turn around and see *Static, Screams, fades to darkness.