Spira's Wizard and Ninja

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Naruto
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Spira's Wizard and Ninja
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Summary
Throw in one child-savior, one orphan-freak(hero) and one hero couple, and what do you get?A story where Harry with an older brother that won't let him get hurt, and a powerful family that will keep them safe.Or my take on giving Harry and Naruto a (relatively) happier childhood that just somehow ended up this mess.No one ever said raising a wizard was easy, even harder if you have a jinchuuriki as an older brother who will do anything to keep you safe.Heaven help Hogwarts when Harry goes, as Naruto won't let his brother go alone, and why does it feel like Shinra is planning something behind his mask?I hope that everyone watches everything as things are going to get crazy.
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I don't own Harry Potter, Naruto, or Final Fantasy X/X-2, all rights go to their respective owners, however, I will take credit for the plot.
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Ministry of Magic Reorganization

Yuna's POV

After a refreshing night sleep, I met everyone downstairs for breakfast.

"Hey sleepy head," Tidus says, and boy, does that send a memory through me.

"Remember Djose temple? That was a lot to do there wasn't it?" I ask.

"Yeah, even if it was after such a terrible event," Harry says, looking up in rememberance.

"That is true, Operation Mi'ihen. At least we helped out where we could at the time." I say, getting lost in memories.

"Yuna, Commsphere for you." Paine says, walking down the steps, "And Harry, Naruto, don't you think it would be best if we were to go and see the Ministry?"

"That sounds nice, Aunt Paine, but won't that mean dealing with the likes of Nooj, Baralai, and Grippal, before they merged, or before they took control?

"Chances are one of the latter two." Rikku says, "It's kinda iffy on the entire thing." Rikku says.

"Is it bad to hope that we won't be dragged into something?" Harry asks, and with what we felt yesterday...

"Well, we had a feeling that someone made a prediction, either that or a really good punishment for others that turned into a punishment for the punisher." I mutter out.

"That's never a good thing." Harry says, before finishing his meal. "Ready to go whenever."

Paine's POV

Entering the Minsitry through the usual entrance, which granted, Harry in his White Mage Sphere, Naruto in his Black Mage Sphere and me in my Warrior Sphere does draw a lot of atention.

Getting through the front desk took a lot of work, it took a magical scanning to indicate that I did not have a wand, that I was allowed to not have a wand, that yes, both Harry and Naruto did have a wand. Seriously, it was such a hassle.

"Aunt Paine, do you think that we can move up when Baralai, Nooj, and Grippal come? I have a feeling that this place is going to need them." Harry says, and honestly, I agree with them.

"Excuse me, but where wold we go if we want to get more general information about the Ministry of Magic?" I ask a passerby.

"The Department of Ministry Information." The passerby says before rushing off.

"Drec ec kuehk du pa y ryccma," Naruto mutters, and I just can't help but to agree with him.(This is going to be a hassle.)

Harry's POV

Ok, this is going on long enough. I really want to destroy something.

A HUNDRED FORMS TO RECIEVE THE MOST RECENT LAWBOOK IN USE?????????????????? NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT SAID LAWBOOK IS BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I take a couple steps back, and mutter into my radio, "Send in Team BNG and Team CTC on the double, they need a few lessons in politics that cannot be taught by words alone."

"Yuna here, telling Shinra right now," A couple of seconds later, "Shinra has locked onto your position, Team BNG are coming first, standby for transport."

Baralai, Nooj, and Grippal appear in front of me, and just wrap me in a hug. "Hey there, how's my favorite child team doing?" Grippal asks.

"Surviving, the rules here are worse then Yevon's, if you can believe that." I state.

"To be worse than Yevon's, at the peak?" Nooj asks.

"I would say worse altogether, did you know the Lawbook that is supposed to be free and available for everyone is banned?"

"Then I guess it's time to deal with these eteudc as soon as possible." Baralai says. (Eteudc=Idiots)

"By all means, do so, but please be aware that Team CTC is coming, save some carnage for them please." I say, as another flash of light and they appear behind them.

By all means, it's a Chocobo, Tonberry, and Cactaur, some of the toughest hitters that is in the Fiend Arena, as well as some of the best tanks ever devised.

Shinra estimates that they are as close to perfection that they can get, but together, they are the best team for heavy hitting.

"Ok guys, let's just see how much we can change before we start to heal you. Team BNG, deal with the Minister, Team CTC, protect them.

"You do realize that they are already in a tizzy over them appearing in an apparent safe zone?" Aunt Paine asks.

"All the more reason to pay attention then." I respond.

Third Person's POV

It was chaos in the Ministry, pure unadulterated chaos, malestrom, bedlam, disorder, and possibly the worst, uncontrolled righteous anger.

In short, it was the worst day in the Ministry of Magic since its creation, or was it since Diagon Alley was about to be destroyed? Either way, this topped that by the margin of a dying muggle infant against Merlin at his prime.

In short, Minister Fudge and Undersecretary Umbridge are being 'talked to' by Baralai and Nooj, Grippal was playing guard.

If you are wondering about Team CTC, worry no more, as they are currently 'training' the Aurors on their dodging, as well as 'speed training.' (Seriously, Chocobo is using Fireworks, Cauctar is using 1000 needles, and Tonberry is currently testing their endurance.) Needless to say, the Aurors were all cursing Team CTC to the Farplane and back.

Needless to say, there will need to be a new Minister, and a new Undersecretary. Baralai, Nooj, and Grippal were very effective at finding out the corruption in the upper layers of bureaucracy, but needless to say many people will be shocked at what's coming.

A couple days later: POV: TIdus

"You guys really don't do anything in halves do you?" I ask.

"Did you do anything in halves when traveling with Mom?" Harry asks.

"Then again, like father like son," Rikku says, and when I go to hit her, she dances, literally DANCES, out of the way.

Sometimes, I have the luck of my family. Other times, I really, really, REALLY like that it keeps my family alive until they can get help.

"Oh joy, isn't that Headmaster Dumbledore?"

"It sure is, I think Yuna and I will have a talk to him aobut Harry and Naruto." Paine says, as she drags yuna off, inadvertendly grabbing Rikku's attention and bringing her along for the ride.

Why do I have a feeling that things will go sideways and turned upside down before being restraightened?

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