Chapter 1
“He’s just- the most fucking annoying bastard I know!” Hidan groaned in frustration as he flopped back against Deidara’s bed. He would be in his room on his own bed but the asshole he was currently complaining about had kicked him out. Honestly, how dare he!? So what if Hidan was ‘being too loud’ while he was trying to count? It’s his room too!
He was pissed about getting kicked out because it was his room too and because Kakuzu’s reasoning for it was fucking stupid. So what if Hidan didn’t want to shut up? The old man was good at ignoring him any other time!
Deidara was sitting next to Hidan and /laughing/ at his annoyance., What the fuck-!
“What the hell is so fucking funny!?”
“He probably thinks the same about you, un.”
“Well- fuck both of you-!” Hidan huffed, starting to get up even though they had both been through this long enough to know that the blonde’s annoyance of Hidan was nothing like Kakuzu’s. he would claim that he didn’t annoy Deidara but he wasn’t dumb enough to think that there was a person he didn’t annoy, especially when he tried to do just that on purpose whenever he was bored.
“Hidan-! You know what I mean!”
“Yeah, yeah.” He stopped, now sitting facing the blonde rather than laying on his bed. “But you don’t need to fucking prove his point.”
“I’m not, yeah. I just think its funny how you both circle around each other like that.”
“What the fuck does that mean?”
Deidara smiled but shrugged rather than explaining anything. He found it far too entertaining to ruin things by explaining that he knew.
“Whatever.” Hidan rolled his eyes before the annoyed expression was back on his face. Now that he wasn’t distracted with being mad at Deidara he was right back to being annoyed by Kakuzu. “I don’t give a fuck how big, and muscled and fucking strong he thinks he is he can’t just kick me out of our room like that!”
Aaaand Deidara was laughing. Again.
“Seriously! Why do you keep fucking laughing! I’m pissed here not trying to be a Jashin damned comedian!”
“It’s nothing, yeah-!”
“Bullshit!” Hidan grabbed the closest possible weapon – the pillow – and held it up. “tell me or I’ll fucking suffocate you-!” He threatened.
“Okay- okay, fine- just put down the weapon!” The blonde laughed at his own joke until Hidan glared at him, causing him to turn it into a cough.
“Well?”
“I’ll tell you if you promise to not get pissed off at me.”
“Whatever, just fucking tell me!”
“That sound’s pissed, un.”
“Just fucking tell me, please.”
“You like Kakuzu.”
“Wha- no I don’t!”
“Yes you do. Everyone knows. Except maybe you and him yeah?”
“That’s bullshit! I don’t fucking like him I like-“ Eyes glanced behind Deidara for a spilt second – a telltale sign that may have been missed if it weren’t for how closely the blonde was looking at him – before he coughed and looked away.
“No one- I don’t fucking like anyone. I’m just fucking pissed that he thinks he can take over our room like that!”
“Like you’re doing to ours?” Asked a voice that had been quiet thus far. It seems he had been paying attention-
“Wha-“
“I’ve been trying to focus for the past hour through your ranting. Why don’t you just take your room back and allow me to work?”
“I- uh- fuck you-! Come on, Dei, let’s fucking go somewhere else.” Hidan stood up and headed towards the door, only stopped when Deidara started to talk.
“Holy shit-“ He whispered in astonishment, looking in-between Hidan and Sasori.
Before he could say more Hidan quickly yanked him out of the bed, and pulled him out of the room.
He had just barely been able to admit his feelings to himself. They had spent enough time together for him to actually know the other, enough to know that Sasori hadn’t meant any harm in telling him to leave. His art was just more important to him than Hidan’s rambling and he had been at it for an hour. However, just because Hidan was able to admit to himself how he felt it didn’t mean he was ready for anyone else to know.
Unfortunately for Hidan, Deidara was not about to let this go. “I can’t believe it, un-“
“Shut. Up. Just shut the fuck up. You’re not going to fucking speak a word of this to anyone. No one was supposed to know, dammit. No one.”
“Calm down, yeah? I wasn’t going to tell him.”
“You almost fucking did!” He took a deep breath as he realized he was starting to freak out. “Let’s- let’s just fucking go somewhere. Away from everyone else.”
Deidara nodded and headed outside the base, already knowing a perfect secluded area that no one else seemed to know about. It was where he always came to hide from Tobi whenever that idiot was around.