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Kiba is into a lot of things, and Naruto has adjusted to ‘doggy style’ jokes, especially when the reality of it is too much fun to care about the terrible pun.

It’s a little weirder, though, when he discovers Kiba’s idea of proving that Naruto is his involves a little more than leaving hickeys.

That whole ‘marking his territory’ thing is doable, once Naruto gets some plastic mattress protectors, and nobody else ever has to know what they get up to.

It could be worse, he thinks; at least Kiba hasn’t suggested matching collars.

He can’t do matching collars.

Probably.