
Taylor and Vortex Vacation Days! A Nice Meal
Vortex: And here we are!
Taylor: *Looks at the small neighborhood diner in curiosity.* Huh, it seems nice enough, but kind of plain. What is the big deal?
Vortex: Taylor, you just experienced the full truth of your place in the Multiverse. You then proceeded to trash a bunch of space junk to clear your head. Between your extended puking jag, and unleashing unholy hell in Space, I think you need a proper meal. I know this place looks basic, but the current chef is a prodigy who graduated from the best culinary school on the planet. He is having a special party today where a bunch of his classmates are stopping by, so it is the perfect time to check it out!
Taylor: *Gives her instructor a look, before holding up a bag* Okay, I get that, more or less. But why did you have me bring a bath robe?
Vortex: Local custom. Now let us eat!
*The two enter the busy Yukihira to sounds of clinking glasses and good cheer*
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*Two hours later*
A shell shocked Taylor and amused Vortex exit the diner*
Taylor: *Looking monumentally ruffled* What the hell was that?
Vortex: What? I thought the meal lived up to the hype.
Taylor: The food was delicious. Best I have ever had. EVER. I meant how everyone kept exploding out of their clothes!
Vortex: Some worlds get immense magical powers, some get insane technology. This world got incredible cooking techniques and explosive foodgasms. It is just how things go sometimes.
Taylor: Plus, why the hell was everyone so God damned cut!?
Vortex: Have you ever WORKED in a professional kitchen? It is very labor intensive, so if you are doing things right, you burn a ton of calories. If you do not, then you exercise to keep up with the tasting demands.
Taylor: *Gives him a side eye* So you did not come here for dinner and a show?
Vortex: *snorts* They are a little young for my taste. I honestly thought you could use the eye candy more than me.
Taylor: *blushes* Okay, that was kind of nice. But why did you not warn me?
Vortex: No one gets warned about Yukihira and company ahead of time. It takes away from the experience! Now then, let us go chill for the night and get back to training in the morning.
Taylor: Fine, but we should come back again some time soon. That blonde was kind of cute.
Vortex: The Italian boy or the Japanese girl?
Taylor: Yes.