Kakashi
-Kakashi shows up at Iruka's door
-Iruka has been expecting him because weird-ass orders, something about preferring one of their best Shinobi to stay this side of the Potential Risk line
-Basically he's in charge of winding Kakashi down and dealing with him after certain classified missions to make sure he's not fucking insane yet
-So ofc that got sexual real fast because Iruka threatened to tie his stubborn ass to the bed because he never actually showed up- Kakashi was Pleased with that idea
-Iruka has no problems with manhandling an ANBU for his own good and also Kakashi is hot so he's down to basically force the man to accept affection via pseudo-subspace until he chills the fuck out
-The first time they do this it doesn't last long, Kakashi just gets calmed down a bit and then fucking bolts for some reason
-Next few times go just fine but then it happens again
-As soon as Kakashi relaxes a bit, he just disappears
-Iruka is pissed (heh)
-He's noticing a pattern though
-Something about the way Inu and then Kakashi holds himself, how he walks a little oddly on those days
-So next time it happens he recognizes it, and may be a lil more forceful than usual to set Kakashi deeper more quickly, so he might actually just say what's wrong instead of running for it again
-It works, surprisingly enough
-Kakashi tells him the problem but not why it's a problem
-K so the Hatake has to pee, really badly apparently, why doesn't he just do it here
-It takes some more coaxing to get the full truth out of him
-Meanwhile Kakashi is failing miserably at pretending he isn't absolutely fucking desperate
-Apparently he has trouble letting go during missions, and he didn't want to make Iruka deal with something like that so he disappeared instead of bolting into the bathroom as soon as he was relaxed enough
-Well that's stupid
-This is literally Iruka's job
-He's gonna do it damnit
-(Kakashi flushed and whimpering in his need is Doing Things to him so he doesn't really mind all that much anyway)
-So he pins the dude by all four limbs so he can’t move and makes it an order, because Kakashi in this headspace needs them to function at all
-Yes, Iruka told Kakashi to piss himself and he fucking did it
-So what
-It worked out fine even tho Kakashi tried to defenestrate (grammar??? What's that??? is this even a word I don't knoooooooowsdhgalfkj i need help T-T) himself afterwards