Kakashi (and a lil bit Iruka)
This one’s probably not great because we literally have not slept in the last 48 hours and it’s just been me here the whole time okay I can’t Mental Power for shit right now
This chapter is gonna be long
-Early evening (5-ish?)
-Kakashi and Iruka are heading to a bar with two friends
-Hell yeah it’s one of Those chapters
-Kotetsu and Genma are planning on being mopey drunks because their partners are on a mission without them
-Iruka’s been constantly giving Kakashi water, tea etc All Day, so he’s gotta piss pretty badly already
-He can hide it just fine, but he’s not happy about being dragged out to a bar
-(That’s a lie, he totally agreed to do this)
-Iruka hands Kakashi a lil tablet and the dude just kinda freezes because this is about to get a lot more intense
-Y’all know why? Probably but I’m gonna tell you anyway
-This tiny lil thing here is a concentrated diuretic
-Genma is a little concerned about that reaction and asks what’s going on over there
-Kakashi wants to know how the fuck do I explain this
-So Iruka tells him not to worry about it, it’s a game they both agreed to beforehand, and then he waves the bartender over to order drinks for the four of them
-Genma is now less concerned with this matter than getting as drunk as possible
-When his drink comes Kakashi drops the tablet in and downs the whole thing at once
-Time to wait until it takes effect because Iruka refuses to let him do this while drunk…
-Yeah time passes and Kakashi is bursting, like holy fuck he has to go
-But Iruka keeps telling him to wait so he does, because he knows he can, even though his bladder is impossibly full and he’s actually sweating with the effort of holding it all in
-Then he almost leaks, he can feel it right there and of course Iruka notices and excuses them
-bye, drunks
-Takes quite a while to get home because they keep having to stop so Kakashi doesn’t just fuckin wet himself halfway there and that doesn’t really help either because his bladder is still filling quickly and when they get back he’s fucking shaking
-He thinks he’s gonna get to piss when they get home so he makes a beeline for the bathroom
-hA no
-Iruka stops him before he gets his dick out and holds his arms behind him
-And it’s torture because Kakashi is so fucking desperate and he’s literally standing right in front of the toilet
-He keeps making these desperate little whines and trying to pull away, and Iruka thinks it’s hot as fuck
-So he keeps him there, teasing him until he leaks and then letting him use his hands to hold until he’s back under control before pulling his arms away again
-Eventually Kakashi breaks down and begs to be allowed to piss, and after a minute Iruka tells him he can
-But doesn’t let go of him, so he can’t actually use the toilet
-Kakashi doesn’t get it, so Iruka has to explain
-He can let go any time he wants to, now, but he has to do it like this unless he safewords out
-(Yes, even for something that isn’t explicitly sexual he has a way out if he needs one. Be safe, k?)
-Kami, Kakashi wants
-But he can’t bring himself to actually do it right away even though he needs it, so fucking bad he can’t think of anything else
-It takes a minute but he gets there
-He gets to piss and absolutely soaks himself
-And the floor
-It’s tiles, easy enough to clean off which is probably why Iruka let him get this far
-Speaking of Iruka, what’s he been doing during this time?
-Trying not to squirm around that’s what
-Did y’all read where in any part of this chapter I said he relieved himself? No? Probably because he didn’t
-Mans doesn’t have an invincible bladder, he has to piss at some point too but he’d feel bad if he went and Kashi didn’t
-So even though he’s had way less to drink he still hasn’t relieved himself pretty much all day
-And watching Kakashi get to empty his bladder reminded him of the fact that he’s very full right now
-Nnnnnngn he has to pee
-Ah fuck Kakashi’s looking at him
-(at this point I, author, realized I somehow forgot to fucking breathe for like a whole ass minute. ??? how does one even do that)
-Kakashi’s starting to figure out what’s going on here
-He thinks it’s kinda funny tbh
-But he just rolls his eyes and pushes Iruka around in front of him so he can go
-Iruka’s a little embarrassed at being caught but mostly relieved